Mika Brzezinski has so much journalistic integrity that the last time I saw her morning show with Joe Scarborough, she was busy parroting the Democratic Talking Points like a robot. Yesterday, with the whole brouhaha over Paris Hilton’s release from prison, Brzezinski did the unthinkable for an anchorperson: she refused to read news copy about Paris Hilton’s release! At one point, she tears up the copy and even tries to burn it with a lighter! It’s like watching a train wreck, folks. The two guys on the show with her tries their best to save her career, but the poor girl has her head so far stuff up her ass that she can’t see straight. But hey, maybe we can’t really blame her for going off, because Paris Hilton has been known to drive people to do some crazy things. But then again, all those people had penises, and I’m assuming Mika doesn’t.
27 June 2007