Another Fine Looking Mischa Barton Post
What time is it, kids? That’s right, it’s time for yet another post of Mischa Barton looking so damn fine you wish The OC was still on the air. Okay, so maybe you don’t wish The OC was still on the air because, let’s face it, who needs more OC besides kids from the OC? (Gah, if I say “OC” one more time I might have to shoot myself.) Anyways, here’s another post of Mischa Barton looking so damn fine that it’s not hard at all to believe that she used to be a model before she got into acting. Look at her; the girl knows how to work the camera, and the camera loves every inch of her. Mischa, Mischa, Mischa! Sigh.
Mischa Barton Arrested for DUI, Narcotics
So can we say, “Well, there goes Mischa Barton’s comeback”? I don’t know, because a hot celebrity being arrested isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Look at Paris Hilton, for example; a stint in jail just meant more endorsement deals! And Lindsay Lohan. No one’s put the lid on her movie career coffin just yet. So why should Mischa Barton being arrested overnight in New York for DUI and possession of illegal narcotics, according to Reuters, put an end to her still-in-the-makings movie career? This is Hollywood, after all. Getting arrested is street cred! Besides, the girl’s too hot.
Mischa Barton in Maxim
Mischa Barton’s “people” must have told her in her post-OC career that she needs to get out there and shake that money maker of hers, because frankly, Mischa hasn’t been making money for anyone lately. Her movies have bombed since she left The OC, and that once-promising career seems to have waned a tad. After a fantastic appearance in Arena Magazine, Mischa has now journeyed onto the pages of Maxim Magazine. Check out a couple of pics from her upcoming spread in the men’s mag. Oooh, yes, Mischa definitely puts the “Oh” in “Oh wow, not bad at all. Not bad at all…”
Mischa Barton in Arena
Haven’t heard a whole lot from Mischa Barton lately, have we? After she asked to be killed off The OC to pursue a movie career (gee, that’s worked out well for a lot of girls — NOT), she came out with The Oh in Ohio, which went Boo in Boom at the box office. IMDB.com lists Mischa as being in a ton of movies, with a pretty astounding five films in 2008 alone. Basically, the girl isn’t going to have time to eat, but luckily for us, she did find time to show up in Arena Magazine. It’s not nearly as risque as Arena usually poses their starlets, but eh, I’ve always liked Mischa, so here she is in Arena.
Mischa Barton Poolside Bikini Pictures
Is Mischa Barton’s movie career dead in the waters? Is her TV career? Is her career, period? Is she addicted to painkillers? Is she snorting heroine? Did she faint from not eating? Is she too skinny? I don’t know the answer to any of those questions, but I do know this: Mischa Barton still looks damn good in a bikini. Hence, this post. Enjoy.
Mischa Barton Bikini Beach Candids
Mischa Barton recently dispelled the long-held misconception that Hollywood starlets can’t walk and chew gum at the same time by walking her dog in a bikini and talking on the phone at the same time. Okay, maybe that’s a little bit of a stretch, but I’m sure if she popped a gum into her mouth she’d be able to walk the dog and talk on the phone at the same time. Um, where was I? Oh right, Mischa Barton in a two-piece bikini on the beach walking her dog. Hey, it ain’t the Sistine Chapel, I’ll grant you, but Mischa Barton is pretty damn hot, and skinny though she may be, you gotta respect those gym abs.
Mischa Barton is a Slave to Fashion
The things Hollywood people will wear, especially the women, in the name of fashion always manages to astound me. Granted, I’m no fashion expert (as I said, my “wardrobe” consists of a few T-shirts and jeans), but come on, this is ridiculous, don’t you think? Here’s Mischa Barton apparently going to the grocery store wearing what looks like someone’s Christmas present gift wrap fasten around her good bits. I don’t know if I should be amused or sad for the poor girl.
Mischa Barton in Morgan De Toi Ads
Mischa Barton was a model before she turned to acting vis-a-vis “The OC”, so seeing her in these black and white ads (oooh, so artsy fartsy!) for Morgan De Toi seems like a natural fit. I’m still not sure what kind of an actress she is (I’ve seen a total of 5 minutes of “The OC”, ever), but she sure makes a great model, doesn’t she? Bony, tall, a sharp face — I can’t decide if Mischa Barton is hot or freaky. I’m leaning towards the former, but maybe it’s just the burrito I had this morning.
Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures
Apparently getting killed off Fox’s “The OC” hasn’t made Mischa Barton lose any sleep, although judging from these pictures, it may have made her miss a lunch here and there. Then again, Mischa Barton has always been a skinny little thing, so seeing her in a bikini like this is not all bad. At least she’s not all skin and bones like Nicole Ritchie, who really should be legally restrained from wearing a two-piece bikini ever again.
Mischa Barton is Hot
I still think Mischa Barton is way too skinny for someone so tall, but there’s no denying that she looks good enough to lick off the floor in these pictures. Here’s the former “OC” starlet somewhere doing something Hollywood people do wearing a dress that would cost regular people like you and me a month’s (or two’s) pay. It’s good to be rich and famous and young in Hollywood.
Hot Movie Babes Approve of Movie Piracy
Besides the star of the movie showing up at the UK premiere of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”, there were plenty of other bootilicious (Get it? Pirates? Booty? Oh, I stab me.) celebrities at the shindig. Including but not limited to: the singing church herself, Charlotte Church, perennial UK hottie Kelly Brook, ex-”OC” resident Mischa Barton, the torny Natalie Imbruglia, and Maggie Grace, who got lost and ended up in England. (Get it? Maggie Grace? Lost? Oh man, I kill me.)
Mischa Barton Puts “The OH in Ohio”
Former “OC” good girl Mischa Barton can be seen in “The OH in Ohio”, which, according to IMBD.com, is about: “A young woman (Posey) is expected to be married to her childhood sweetheart and seemingly blessed with the perfect life, except that she has never had an orgasm. When she leaves her husband, he tries to regain his manhood by pursuing a young student (Barton).” Oh yeah, it’s supposed to be a comedy. Here are some pics of Mischa from the flick.
Babes Love Free T-Mobile Swag
So T-Mobile is launching their new T-Mobile Sidekick 3 (which I hear is sidekickier than the previous 2) and of course they’re “launching” it with a party and inviting a buttload of hot celebrities to join the fun and get free T-Mobile swag. And of course, the babes came in droves, since as we all know, the only thing hot Hollywood babes love more than guys with great personality and a sense of humor and who likes quiet walks on the beach is free cellphone shit. You’d think they could just buy this stuff with all the money they have, but I digress. Continue for the full guess list…
Mischa Barton Killed Off “OC”, Becomes Bag Lady
“Hey, brotha, can ya spare some change?” That’s what I think of when I see these pictures of Mischa Barton looking very much like a homeless bag lady with a crazy poodle that she thinks is 5 times bigger than it actually is. Yes, yes, I know she’s probably on the set of a movie and is just playing a part, but I like my post title better. Wouldn’t it be absolutely screw if she wasn’t on the set of a movie, though? Hoooo boy.
Mischa Barton Killed off The OC
So the big news is that Fox’s “The OC” has killed off Mischa Barton’s character, Marissa Cooper, in the last episode of the year. Whoopee-do. I don’t care. I don’t even watch the show. But in honor of that, and Mischa’s upcoming movie career (oh come on, you know she asked to be killed off to pursue bigger and better things), here’s Mischa Barton’s greatest hits. Or, at least, “greatest hits” as defined by “really hot pictures of her”. Same difference, right?
Rachel Bilson Tops Mischa Barton
Apparently not a whole lot of people are going to care if and when Mischa Barton leaves the popular Fox TV show “The OC”, because according to a recent survey by Sky Showbiz, the Brits prefer Rachel 60% over her co-star Mischa. Read on to see how the rest of the voting came out:
Mischa Barton Leaves The OC for the Beach
Rumor is that “The OC’s” biggest hottie, Mischa Barton, plans to leave the show for green pastures. True? Untrue? I don’t know, and I don’t really care, because there are these pictures of Micha Barton in a bikini on the beach to look at. What’s “The OC” again?
Mischa Barton’s Got Milk
…either that, or she’s got something white and clumpy and wet on her lips. I’m going with milk, although you never know with these “OC” kids and their wild ways. Is it The OC or just OC, by the way? And if you go around calling your country The Anything, do you deserve to get beaten up? I think so, yes.
Mischa Barton Flashes Legs
“The OC’s” Mischa Barton flashes some great legs. I had no idea she was so tall and lean. This is at a red carpet event somewhere. Does it matter? Celebs go to about 50 of these things a day.
Hot Famous Women on the Red Carpet — After the Oscars!
Once the Oscars are done and over with, it’s time for the hotties of Hollywood to flock to the After Oscar Parties!