Continuing our “It’s too hot outside, get your asses back inside” posting, here’s Britain’s fallen beauty queen Danielle Lloyd in a shoot for Maxim Magazine. You get the feeling that losing their crowns was the best thing that ever happened to these ladies? I’m pretty sure even Tara Conner is going to go on to do bigger and better things. And if not, then at least an appearance in Playboy or one of the lad’s mags should brighten our day. But anyways, forget about Tara for a minute, and let’s concentrate on Danielle Lloyd. She could use a little toning up, to be sure, but Miss Lloyd is nevertheless quite a good reason to get out of the summer heat and back inside to the computer.
2 February 2007
It’s beauty pageant winners gone wild month here at the Random Page! Miss USA Tara Conner may have cornered the US market on fallen beauty queens, but it appears as if Danielle Lloyd has done likewise Across the Pond in the UK. The former Miss Great Britain 2006 lost her crown after posing nude for Playboy and admitting to a newspaper that she had slept with one of the judges. Then just recently Danielle Lloyd appeared to be racially attacking a fellow contestant in the UK version of Celebrity Big Brother on national TV. From all appearances, it would appear that Danielle Lloyd is indeed a racist, and, um, well, there’s that. But she’s also incredibly hot, and a stint in “Bigot Rehab” ala Isaiah Washington should fix that. Right?
6 November 2006
It’s hard being hot in England. Just as Danielle Lloyd, a former beautician student who won the Miss Britain 2006 title, only to be disqualified after she revealed that she slept with one of the judges. Oh well. Danielle will be appearing topless in the December issue of Playboy Magazine, which you would think might cost her the title if not for the, you know, sleeping with the judge stuff that came out before. In any case, we’re pretty certain that greater things await our disgraced Miss Britain 2006. After all, just look at what being stripped of one’s title did for Vanessa Williams! And as we all know, when you’re hot, you can do anything. And really, isn’t that how life should be?
10 May 2007