The Random Stuff of Interests Page

I’m Still Pro Caitlin Upton

Yeah, yeah, I know Miss South Carolina Caitlin Upton isn’t exactly the brightest bulb in the bunch, but I don’t care what anyone says, I’m still pro Caitlin Upton, if only because she’s really, really cute, and I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. Basically, yeah, that’s my only qualifications for being either pro or against someone. So I’m superficial. What of it? Anyways, I think people should give her a break. Sure, she got that infamous question really, really, REALLY wrong, but the girl is only human, and didn’t someone really smart say to err is to be human? And again, she’s really hot.

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Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Upton is Hot

Sure, sure, so Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton isn’t exactly the brightest bulb in the bunch. In fact, she’s so NOT bright that she’s probably not the brightest bulb on the shelf. But nevermind all that. Brains are nice, but brains aren’t necessary to land yourself on the Random Page, where Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton certainly has, and yeah, that flubbing of her question has something to do with it, but we just appreciate her for her full BODY of work, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. (Gratuitous bikini pictures included, of course.)

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Dumbest Beauty Pageant … EVER?

Is Carolina Lauren Caitlin, aka Miss Teen South Carolina, quite possibly the dumbest beauty pageant…EVER? Quite possibly. What makes it doubly worst is that the contestants KNEW the questions ahead of time. Sure, they probably didn’t know the EXACT questions, but they knew what kind of questions they would get, and one presumes they would have practiced their answers ahead of time, this whole beauty pageant “thing” being the only thing they do all day long. Am I right or am I right? In any case, here’s Carolina Lauren Caitlin, South Carolina’s dumbest beauty pageant, answering a question about maps and that geography stuff. Oh…my…GOD.

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