So what does it take to become a Miss Universe? Well, for one, you need two legs, two arms, a nice looking face, and oh yeah, a body that can rock a bikini doesn’t hurt, either. Yeah, yeah, I know the whole pageant thing is supposed to be about personality and talent and — oh who are we kidding. It’s the body, and the bikini show. It’s why we tune in, and how we choose our winners. That, and how much money people can spend to buy off the judges. I kid, of course. Such things never happen at such events. Anyways, 2008’s Miss Universe is Dayana Mendoza from Venezuela. Okay face, but a fantastic body. The woman was born to parade around in stiletto heels and a bikini.
10 March 2009