“Jizz in my Pants” by The Lonely Island, aka Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone. The Justin Timberlake cameo did it for me.
27 July 2006
I’m not really sure if this is such a big deal, as former supermodel turned actress turned occassional Sports Illustrated supermodel Molly Sims has made a living out of wearing two-piece bikinis, so what’s the big whoop of spotting her on the beach doing likewise? Well, for one, it’s tall drink of blonde water Molly Sims, and for second, she’s in a bikini. Sounds about right to me.
14 July 2006
If you were looking for Hollywood hotties last night, the Waist Down Skirts party presented by Miuccia Prada was the place to be. Had you been there (Where were you, loser?), you would have bumped into hotties like Ali “Is that Your Final Destination Answer?” Larter, Amanda “What Feet?” Peet, Jeri “Someone Please Hire Me, I’m Hot!” Ryan, Molly “If You Got the Money I Got The Sin City” Sims, Lindsay “I love Bikinis” Lohan, Angie “Texans Rock!” Harmon, model-turned-actress Amber “I Got Yer Transporer Right ‘Ere” Valetta, Heather “Boogie Nights 2, Anyone? Anyone?” Graham, Rebecca “Pepper Dennis? What was I thinking!” Romijn, Michelle “Would You Guys Please do a Buffy Movie already?” Trachtenberg, and Eva “How Many Times Do I have To Keep Telling You? I’m the OTHER Eva!” Mendes. And oh yeah, I think Prada is a fashion line or sumthin’.
19 June 2006
I don’t know who El Faro is, or how he managed to hook up with so many babes, but the results speak for themselves. Some of the hotties on the red carpet trying to get into the El Faro party included the frecklelicious Olivia Munn, the grinning joker herself Maria Menounos, “Las Vegas” showgirl Molly Sims, and finally, “American Pie’s” Shannon Elizabeth. Will someone please give Shannon Elizabeth a job already?
17 February 2006
Molly Sims takes time off “Las Vegas” to get half-naked for Sports Illustrated’s 2006 Swimsuit Issue. Here’s a question: what does babes in swimsuits have to do with sports? Here’s an even better question: who cares? Exactly.
22 January 2006
A large selection of Molly Sims pictures that proves everyone should go to Las Vegas as soon as possible. What, you telling me Molly Sims won’t be there? But she’s in that show called “Las Vegas”! I mean — Ergh, I’m an idiot.
22 January 2006
Former model and now actress Molly Sims in Sports Illustrated. I know, an American woman in Sports Illustrated. What a novel idea!
7 October 2009