Anna Faris is the House Bunny
Here’s the plot of “The House Bunny”: “When Shelly, a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. The members of the sorority - who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet - are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide… but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves.” Anna Faris plays Shelly, the ex-Playboy bunny. The flick also co-stars Katharine McPhee of American Idol fame. But it’s basically Anna Faris covered in pink stuff running around the movie with the skimpiest of pink stuff on. Some promos from the movie below.
Jessica Alba in the Love Guru Promos
I’ve been hearing some pretty bad things about Mike Myers’ latest stab at comedy, “The Love Guru”. Words like “piece of turd” and “holy crap that movie blows” keeps coming up. But hey, it may be both those things, but it’s also our best chance to see and fantasize about Jessica Alba while she’s still in her fighting weight — i.e. before she got knocked up by the son of Satan, because let’s face it, anyone who ruins that perfectly good body needs a good ass kicking. Jessica Alba has a lot of things going for her, but acting ability ain’t one of them. And of course by “a lot of things” I mean Jessica Alba has only one thing going for her — her looks. And so, here are some choice images from Jessica Alba in “The Love Guru”. The film’s new tagline should be: “Hey, the movie may suck, but Jessica Alba is in it, and she’s not pregnant!” I’d buy it.
Michelle Trachtenberg is Hot and Furious in The Circuit Promos
Okay, so I’ll probably never end up watching Michelle Trachtenberg’s new movie “The Circuit”, which is described as such: “The dynamic between a father and his estranged daughter spills over to the race track, where the duo go head-to-head.” Um, yeah, sounds riveting. This thing is also supposed to appear on the ABC Family channel, and I don’t even know if I get that channel on my Dish network, or if I do, where it is on the dial. But hey, I still couldn’t resist posting these pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg from the movie, mostly because that Michelle in that racer’s suit is just so gosh darn — how do you say it? oh right — hot.
Are You Excited for The Dark Knight Yet?
Well? Are you excited to see “The Dark Knight” yet? If the trailers didn’t do it for you (seriously, if you’re a geek and the trailers didn’t do it for you, you ain’t no frakkin’ geek, dude), all those Dark Knight banner posters has to, right? I don’t know who designed these things, or who Warner Bros. is paying to come up with them, but they’re not paying enough, because these things are friggin’ awesome. Not just awesome, mind you, but friggin’ awesome, which is, like, ten times more awesome than just regular awesome. Check out some of them below and tell me you’re not jazzed to see Batman take on the Joker. Holy Hell on a Broomstick, this thing is gonna rock.
Anne Hathaway Promos from Get Smart
Speaking of hot chicks with guns, Anne Hathaway is suiting up her spy suit to help Steve Carell remake the Get Smart TV show. I’ve never actually seen the show myself, but judging from the trailer and these promo images for the movie, it looks like Anne Hathaway will be playing straight man to Carell. A very, very hot looking straight “man”, that is. Carell is pretty funny, too, so this should be worth a look. And oh yeah, some guy name The Rock also co-stars in the movie, but nevermind him. Check out some choice Anne Hathaway “Get Smart” promos below. Who knew a frumpy white coat could look so good?
Charlotte Gainsbourg Steals John Connor from Claire Danes
Well this is crap. I’m probably one of only five people in the whole wide world who liked “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (hey, that’s just me; don’t ever say I roll with the wind, biotches), and I loved Claire Danes on pure principle. But replacing Claire Danes with British babe Charlotte Gainsbourg as Kate Brewster on the upcoming Terminator movies? I don’t know about that. Charlotte Gainsbourg is not a bad looking doll, but let’s face it, no one beats Claire Danes. Here’s a side-by-side comparison. Hands down, Claire Danes wins by a mile. Then again, maybe I’m just bias; does three wet fantasies a week about Claire Danes count as a bias?
Ride’em Cowgirls: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz
Spanish spitfires Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz recently co-starred in a western called “Bandidas” that didn’t get a whole lot of airplay, mostly because it kinda sucked donkey balls. But you know what didn’t suck? Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz wearing chaps and running around a turn-of-the-century Mexico shooting people and pretending to make out while falling into rivers that, conveniently, left them dripping wet in see-through clothes. Yup, the producers of “Bandidas” were definitely selling the story. No, really. Anyhoo, the movie blew in and blew out, and blew all over the place along the way, but there was absolutely nothing wrong with its two stars, as these promos from the flick can testify. Hot chicks in chaps. Wow.
Joss Stone. Lesbian Kiss from Snappers. OMFG.
British soul singer Joss Stone made her debut on TV in an episode of NBC’s American Dreams, and she parlayed that into a role in the fantasy flick “Eragon”. Her latest is the comedy “Snappers”, which according to IMDB.com is about a young girl who moves to Devon to star in a film, where she falls in love with an intellectually challenged (i.e. he’s dumb as an ox) caravan site owner, all the while dodging paparazzi. My guess is that Joss Stone plays the actress, since the movie is about the actress, and Joss Stone’s name is listed first. And oh yeah, in a scene from the movie, Joss Stone kisses a chick. On the mouth. Crikey.
Trailer for Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona
There’s absolutely no reason why you should be excited about “seeing a Woody Allen movie”, unless you’re a film snob, in which case mentioning that you’re “going to go see a Woody Allen movie” to anyone within earshot is probably the best thing about your day, which is kind of pathetic, but whatever, it’s your life. Anyhoo. Why should you care about watching this trailer for “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”? Because it’s the movie where, word has it, Scarlett Johansson (the Woodman’s latest muse) gets into a threesome with some lucky Spanish dude and a skanky Penelope Cruz. There’s also supposed to be a major lesbian make-out scene. Hey, you can see some of that in this trailer! Now if the actual movie is half as sleaze-tastic as the trailer, then the Woodman has done a fine job. If not? Not so much.
Emmanuelle Chriqui in Don’t Mess with the Zohan Promos
I gotta admit, the more I see of Adam Sandler’s new comedy “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan”, the more I’m liking it. It actually looks, you know, funny. But I do have one quibble with the film’s trailers: not enough Emmanuelle Chriqui. In fact, I don’t recall ever having seen Emmanuelle Chriqui in any of the trailers. I could be wrong, of course, but you know, probably not. So to make up for that great mistake by the film’s producers (or whoever cut those trailers), here are a couple of promos from “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan” featuring the incredibly cute as a button Emmanuelle Chriqui. And oh yeah, that Sandler guy, too.
More Kristin Davis from Sex and the City Movie
If you’ve been paying attention, then you know how I’m approaching the upcoming “Sex and the City” movie. In a word: Kristin Davis is a babe, the rest of the girls, not so much. If you absolutely have to see this thing (and as sure as the sun rises, I’m gonna get dragged to this thing) then at least I have Kristin Davis to look forward to. I posted promos for the movie a while back, so here are two more images of Kristin Davis from the movie that I haven’t seen before. And yes, Kristin Davis is as cute as a button, and twice as hot in these as well. So remember, boys, don’t fight it when your girl (assuming you have one) drags you to the movie; there’s always Kristin Davis.
Sophie Monk Breaks Hearts and other Hard Stuff
It looks like Australia’s most eligible bachelorette has finally found a movie worthy of her hotness. She’ll be starring in the new movie “Hardbreakers”, where she’ll play a 25-year old Los Angeles single woman swimming through the murky, guy-infested world of singles dating. This is coming off a glorious co-starring turn by Monk in “Sex and Death 101″, in which she was completely naked for. Yes, that’s exactly the kind of daring roles that will rocket Sophie Monk right into Hollywood stardom. Or at the very least, into my basement. It’s padded and everything; I even put up faux wallpaper to make the girls feel better.
Anne Hathaway in Get Smart Promos
You know, it’s good to see that Anne Hathaway has finally found her place in Hollywood, and doesn’t feel the need to “re-invent” herself anymore. A few years ago, the poor girl was so desperate to get out from the shadow of her Disney days, playing faux teenagers in movies about princess and diaries and what have you, that she was doing movies where she’s being trained by Mexican gangbangers in L.A. Now with the success of “The Devil Wears Prada”, I think she’s no longer feeling the need to expose herself that way. Mind you, not that Anne Hathaway still doesn’t look incredibly hot in these promos for the “Get Smart” movie because, you know, she does. Really, really hot.
Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
If it’s not obvious by now that Mila Kunis has grown out of her That ’70s Show spoiled Jackie persona into a full-blown hottie, then her turn as the leading lady in the Judd Apatow comedy “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” will just about take care of that. Which is a good thing, because for a moment I was afraid Mila might get typecast in cheesy direct-to-DVD slasher movies (ala “American Psycho 2″), but she seems to have broken out of the bubble that has kept her fellow ’70s Show castmates locked up and away from the public eye (with the exception of Kutcher, of course). Here are some promos of Mila Kunis in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”. Kristen Bell may be walking around the movie in a bikini, but Mila Kunis has the plum leading lady role.
No More Sex-Bomb Roles for Kate Beckinsale
Much to our chagrin, British import Kate Beckinsale has officially swear off “sex-bomb” roles, by which I mean roles that requires her to vamp and be sexy. The dudes at Contact Music quoted her as saying this: “The sex-bomb thing is totally fun but you want to take the red shoes off sometimes. I’ve been wanting to do something more dramatic. “I don’t regret any of my movies but I do have a certain embarrassment about one or two of them.” So then, Kate, no more Underworld roles where that nice, tight Brit body does more acting than the actual woman? Alas, alas…
Hollywood Top 5: Lamest Movies Based on Videogames
Uwe Boll isn’t the only director with a lousy videogame-to-screen movie on his resume. John Leguizamo, The Rock, and even Alyssa Milano has at least one movie based on a videogame that they would rather no one knew about. Curiously, most of the movies on our list comes from the early/mid-90s, when side-scrolling games were at their peak of popularity, which was probably why Hollywood thought they could cash in by throwing money at an awful script and hiring some known names. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Hopper — big names in Hollywood at the time. The results, alas, were unspectacular. Here, then are the Five Lamest Movies Based on Videogames.
Leslie Mann in Drillbit Taylor Promos
In the new Judd Apatow-produced comedy “Drillbit Taylor”, Owen Wilson stops trying to kill himself (er, I mean, stops having medicinal “acicdents”) long enough to star as some guy who hires himself out as a bodyguard to a bunch of kids who are being bullied at school. He claims to be a badass ex-army dude, but of course, we know it’s false, since, well, if he was it wouldn’t be much of a comedy, would it? In any case, during the course of the film, Owen Wilson’s character, Drillbit Taylor, falls for Lisa, an English teacher played by the gorgeous Leslie Mann. The movie actually looks funny, and Leslie Mann is just icing on the cake. Seriously, it’s about time someone gave her a leading lady role instead of the “bitchy best friend” ala “Knocked Up”.
Ab-licious: Hilary Duff in War Inc.
Geez, I remember covering this movie called “War Inc” starring John Cusack last year, but never heard hide or hair of the film until now, when someone sent this gorgeous picture of Hilary Duff from the movie. It’s just one lone picture, but it shows a buff and tight Hilary Duff in a midriff baring shirt. In the film, Duff plays a spoiled pop star who gets into all sorts of trouble. And since the movie is Rated R, can we hope and pray for a little T&A? Perhaps, perhaps. But until the film comes out (probably onto DVD, it’s looking like, maybe a slight theatrical run), here’s a little dose of “War Inc” with Hilary Duff. Hotchie matchie!
More of Kristen Bell in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Let’s face it, there’s only one worthwhile scene in the entire “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” trailer that’s even remotely funny, and that’s when the dude tricked his friend’s girlfriend or wife or whoever to faux blow him while they’re talking on the phone. That’s basically it. The rest of the movie looks like it has as many laughs as my daily trips to the gynecologist, where I like to pretend I graduated medical school because, frankly, women are gullible. But I digress. Here are three more reasons to pretend you’re interested in watching “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” if your girlfriend insists on going to go see it. (God bless her if she does.) And yes, all three reasons are Kristen Bell.
Vanessa Paradis to Make her English-Language Film Debut. Ooh lala.
You might not know the name Vanessa Paradis unless you’re French (or maybe if you’re European, you might be aware of her), but she’s probably better known as the baby mama of Johnny Depp’s kids. The couple have two children together (although they’re not married, the sinners), and Paradis is an actress and singer. She’s never done an English-language film before, but that’s going to change when she co-stars alongside Michael Madsen in “The Midwife Crisis”. According to this, “The Midwife Crisis” is “the story of a bizarre love affair between a midwife and a loan shark”. I’m guessing Madsen plays the loan shark, and Paradis the midwife. Who has a crisis. Etc.