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Boondock Saints Sequel Red Band Trailer
Admit it, you didn’t think it would ever happen. Behold the bloodshed, kiddos.
Nazis. Snow. Zombies. What Else you Need?
28 May 2009
Trailer for a Norwegian horror movie called “Dead Snow” about Nazi zombies who rise from the snow-filled mountains to reclaim their ill-got loot from some Norwegian medical students. Lots and lots of gore and plenty of laughs to boot.
Twilight Deleted Scene: Edward Wants Butt Sex
31 March 2009
See, if they have butt sex, then Edward won’t want to ravish Bella and eat her or … something. Anyways, that’s the premise of this new CollegeHumor.com video, which purports to show a deleted scene from the movie “Twilight”. It’s obviously fake, if you couldn’t guess by the fact that the actors playing Bella and Edward are, like, kinda older than the actual actors. Anyways, it’s pretty funny, as Edward just keeps raising the stakes. First it’s just butt sex, which Bella seems to go for, then it’s no condoms, then a guy with a camera shows up… The best line? “Shout out directions if you got’em!” Hilarious.
Leslie Mann in 17 Again Promos
24 March 2009
Here at The Random Page, we’re very smitten with the gorgeous actress Leslie Mann, who is married to that Judd Apatow guy and usually does his movies as the housewife of the best friend or some such. The very HOT housewife of the best friend or some such. In “17 Again”, Leslie finally gets to be the leading lady. Sort of. In the movie, she’s married to some guy who through the magic of movies becomes 17 years old all over again, and sets about doing stuff 17 year olds do, like going to school and, you know, crap like that. Anyways, Leslie Mann is in it, and so is Michelle Trachtenberg, but I dare you to look at the two women and not notice that Mann just blows the younger kid away by a mile and a half. Hotchie matchie that’s one hot momma.
Crazy Ass Video of the Day: Give’em Hell Malone
24 March 2009
Check out this video for a new movie called “Give’em Hell Malone”, starring that Thomas Jane guy from “Punisher” and “The Mist”. It also stars Elsa Pataky, who is bloody hot. In the flick, Jane is a private investigator with a big ass revolver who goes around killing people. Okay I don’t think that’s what he actually does in the movie, but it sure looks like he does a lot of killing in this one. The nearly three minute trailer below is bloody as hell and if this movie looks like a bloody good time. Could have used more Elsa Pataky scenes from the movie, though, but hey, I ain’t hatin’.
Star Trek Trailer Actually Looks Great
10 March 2009
I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but holy shit, this latest trailer for “Star Trek” actually looks good. In fact, it looks so good I might even tell people I might go see this thing and not have them look at me like I’m a total loser who has never touched a girl. Okay, so maybe I’ve never touched a girl, but that has nothing to do with this post. As I was saying, this trailer for the Trek reboot looks friggin’ awe-tastic. That’s right, it looks so good I couldn’t just use awesome or fantastic, I had to joined the two words and call it awe-tastic. That’s how awesome/fantastic this thing looks. Check it out for yourself, check it outers. Bonus reason to see this thing: the scorching hot Zoe Saldana plays a young Uhura and Kirk gets to take that hot ass for a spin. Booyah!
New Terminator Salvation Trailer Brings the Machine Ass-Kicking Cool
4 March 2009
You would be forgiven for thinking that “Terminator Salvation” was destined to suck the big suck. After all, it’s being directed by that guy who did “Charlie’s Angels”. You know, the movie with the retarded slow motions and crazy wire-fu that made absolutely no sense? Then he did that football movie that no one saw. What I’m trying to say is, despite all the evidence pointing to “Terminator Salvation” sucking harder than any movie has sucked before, it doesn’t. At least, from the looks of this latest trailer. This thing looks good. I mean, ass-kicking good. So good I want to see this thing, like, today. Or tomorrow. I’m kind of busy today. But definitely tomorrow.
Jai Ho Music Video from Slumdog Millionaire
24 February 2009
Speaking of Freida Pinto and “Slumdog Millionaire” (remember we were just talking about them?), here’s the music video “Jai Ho” from the movie. As we all know, the word “Jai Ho” means “Dude, where’s my loaf of bread? You didn’t steal it, did you?” Because, you know, the movie is about the slums of India, and how everyone there is a thief. Or something like that. Look, it won like a gazillion Oscars. That’s gotta count for something, right? Better than winning none, I suppose. Anyways, here’s that insanely catchy video for “Jai Ho” starring Freida Pinto and those other people. Baila! Baila! Indeed.
Anna Faris is the House Bunny
30 June 2008
Here’s the plot of “The House Bunny”: “When Shelly, a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. The members of the sorority – who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet – are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide… but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves.” Anna Faris plays Shelly, the ex-Playboy bunny. The flick also co-stars Katharine McPhee of American Idol fame. But it’s basically Anna Faris covered in pink stuff running around the movie with the skimpiest of pink stuff on. Some promos from the movie below.
Jessica Alba in the Love Guru Promos
22 June 2008
I’ve been hearing some pretty bad things about Mike Myers’ latest stab at comedy, “The Love Guru”. Words like “piece of turd” and “holy crap that movie blows” keeps coming up. But hey, it may be both those things, but it’s also our best chance to see and fantasize about Jessica Alba while she’s still in her fighting weight — i.e. before she got knocked up by the son of Satan, because let’s face it, anyone who ruins that perfectly good body needs a good ass kicking. Jessica Alba has a lot of things going for her, but acting ability ain’t one of them. And of course by “a lot of things” I mean Jessica Alba has only one thing going for her — her looks. And so, here are some choice images from Jessica Alba in “The Love Guru”. The film’s new tagline should be: “Hey, the movie may suck, but Jessica Alba is in it, and she’s not pregnant!” I’d buy it.
Michelle Trachtenberg is Hot and Furious in The Circuit Promos
6 June 2008
Okay, so I’ll probably never end up watching Michelle Trachtenberg’s new movie “The Circuit”, which is described as such: “The dynamic between a father and his estranged daughter spills over to the race track, where the duo go head-to-head.” Um, yeah, sounds riveting. This thing is also supposed to appear on the ABC Family channel, and I don’t even know if I get that channel on my Dish network, or if I do, where it is on the dial. But hey, I still couldn’t resist posting these pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg from the movie, mostly because that Michelle in that racer’s suit is just so gosh darn — how do you say it? oh right — hot.
Are You Excited for The Dark Knight Yet?
29 May 2008
Well? Are you excited to see “The Dark Knight” yet? If the trailers didn’t do it for you (seriously, if you’re a geek and the trailers didn’t do it for you, you ain’t no frakkin’ geek, dude), all those Dark Knight banner posters has to, right? I don’t know who designed these things, or who Warner Bros. is paying to come up with them, but they’re not paying enough, because these things are friggin’ awesome. Not just awesome, mind you, but friggin’ awesome, which is, like, ten times more awesome than just regular awesome. Check out some of them below and tell me you’re not jazzed to see Batman take on the Joker. Holy Hell on a Broomstick, this thing is gonna rock.
Anne Hathaway Promos from Get Smart
29 May 2008
Speaking of hot chicks with guns, Anne Hathaway is suiting up her spy suit to help Steve Carell remake the Get Smart TV show. I’ve never actually seen the show myself, but judging from the trailer and these promo images for the movie, it looks like Anne Hathaway will be playing straight man to Carell. A very, very hot looking straight “man”, that is. Carell is pretty funny, too, so this should be worth a look. And oh yeah, some guy name The Rock also co-stars in the movie, but nevermind him. Check out some choice Anne Hathaway “Get Smart” promos below. Who knew a frumpy white coat could look so good?
Charlotte Gainsbourg Steals John Connor from Claire Danes
23 May 2008
Well this is crap. I’m probably one of only five people in the whole wide world who liked “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” (hey, that’s just me; don’t ever say I roll with the wind, biotches), and I loved Claire Danes on pure principle. But replacing Claire Danes with British babe Charlotte Gainsbourg as Kate Brewster on the upcoming Terminator movies? I don’t know about that. Charlotte Gainsbourg is not a bad looking doll, but let’s face it, no one beats Claire Danes. Here’s a side-by-side comparison. Hands down, Claire Danes wins by a mile. Then again, maybe I’m just bias; does three wet fantasies a week about Claire Danes count as a bias?
Ride’em Cowgirls: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz
23 May 2008
Spanish spitfires Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz recently co-starred in a western called “Bandidas” that didn’t get a whole lot of airplay, mostly because it kinda sucked donkey balls. But you know what didn’t suck? Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz wearing chaps and running around a turn-of-the-century Mexico shooting people and pretending to make out while falling into rivers that, conveniently, left them dripping wet in see-through clothes. Yup, the producers of “Bandidas” were definitely selling the story. No, really. Anyhoo, the movie blew in and blew out, and blew all over the place along the way, but there was absolutely nothing wrong with its two stars, as these promos from the flick can testify. Hot chicks in chaps. Wow.
Joss Stone. Lesbian Kiss from Snappers. OMFG.
20 May 2008
British soul singer Joss Stone made her debut on TV in an episode of NBC’s American Dreams, and she parlayed that into a role in the fantasy flick “Eragon”. Her latest is the comedy “Snappers”, which according to IMDB.com is about a young girl who moves to Devon to star in a film, where she falls in love with an intellectually challenged (i.e. he’s dumb as an ox) caravan site owner, all the while dodging paparazzi. My guess is that Joss Stone plays the actress, since the movie is about the actress, and Joss Stone’s name is listed first. And oh yeah, in a scene from the movie, Joss Stone kisses a chick. On the mouth. Crikey.
Trailer for Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona
14 May 2008
There’s absolutely no reason why you should be excited about “seeing a Woody Allen movie”, unless you’re a film snob, in which case mentioning that you’re “going to go see a Woody Allen movie” to anyone within earshot is probably the best thing about your day, which is kind of pathetic, but whatever, it’s your life. Anyhoo. Why should you care about watching this trailer for “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”? Because it’s the movie where, word has it, Scarlett Johansson (the Woodman’s latest muse) gets into a threesome with some lucky Spanish dude and a skanky Penelope Cruz. There’s also supposed to be a major lesbian make-out scene. Hey, you can see some of that in this trailer! Now if the actual movie is half as sleaze-tastic as the trailer, then the Woodman has done a fine job. If not? Not so much.
Emmanuelle Chriqui in Don’t Mess with the Zohan Promos
13 May 2008
I gotta admit, the more I see of Adam Sandler’s new comedy “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan”, the more I’m liking it. It actually looks, you know, funny. But I do have one quibble with the film’s trailers: not enough Emmanuelle Chriqui. In fact, I don’t recall ever having seen Emmanuelle Chriqui in any of the trailers. I could be wrong, of course, but you know, probably not. So to make up for that great mistake by the film’s producers (or whoever cut those trailers), here are a couple of promos from “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan” featuring the incredibly cute as a button Emmanuelle Chriqui. And oh yeah, that Sandler guy, too.
More Kristin Davis from Sex and the City Movie
20 April 2008
If you’ve been paying attention, then you know how I’m approaching the upcoming “Sex and the City” movie. In a word: Kristin Davis is a babe, the rest of the girls, not so much. If you absolutely have to see this thing (and as sure as the sun rises, I’m gonna get dragged to this thing) then at least I have Kristin Davis to look forward to. I posted promos for the movie a while back, so here are two more images of Kristin Davis from the movie that I haven’t seen before. And yes, Kristin Davis is as cute as a button, and twice as hot in these as well. So remember, boys, don’t fight it when your girl (assuming you have one) drags you to the movie; there’s always Kristin Davis.
Sophie Monk Breaks Hearts and other Hard Stuff
17 April 2008
It looks like Australia’s most eligible bachelorette has finally found a movie worthy of her hotness. She’ll be starring in the new movie “Hardbreakers”, where she’ll play a 25-year old Los Angeles single woman swimming through the murky, guy-infested world of singles dating. This is coming off a glorious co-starring turn by Monk in “Sex and Death 101″, in which she was completely naked for. Yes, that’s exactly the kind of daring roles that will rocket Sophie Monk right into Hollywood stardom. Or at the very least, into my basement. It’s padded and everything; I even put up faux wallpaper to make the girls feel better.
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