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Brittany Daniel in “Little Man” Promos

21 June 2006

The always vivacious Brittany Daniel, who is quite possibly the only woman in Hollywood right now who can give Jessica Biel a run for her money in the “maybe this is just a little too tone for a woman’s body” department, has a co-starring role in the Keenen Ivory Wayans comedy “Little Man”. And of course by “comedy” I mean, “It’s another dumbass movie by the Wayans Brothers that will only make you laugh if you are a total friggin’ moron”. But it has Brittany Daniel in it, so it can’t be all bad, right? Right? Eh, here’s Brittany in some promo shots.

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Julianna Margulies Battles Snakes on a Plane

14 June 2006

Quite possibly the greatest B-movie title to ever grace this miserable mudball we call “Earth” is the Creature Feature “Snakes on a Plane”, starring Sam “The MotherF’in Man” Jackson and Julianna Margulies and a buttload of snakes. On a plane. Hence the title. Is there any doubt that this movie will be, in 5, 10 years from now, one of the best B-movies of all time? Opening night tickets, please!

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Kirsten Dunst Stands Around the Set of “Spiderman 3″. A Lot.

11 June 2006

More pictures of Kirsten Dunst on the set of “Spiderman 3″ doing, er, well, not much of anything. She’s standing around a lot, either waiting for the grips to get things done already (damn you labor union!) or it’s a scene where she’s required to stand in one place while Sam Raimi tries to squeeze in Bruce Campbell for a cameo (“Evil Dead” fans unite!). But I digress. Here’s Kirsten Dunst standing around the set of “Spiderman 3″.

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Kirsten Dunst Behind the Scenes of “Spiderman 3″

11 June 2006

I don’t have any nutty comments for this one, just that it’s Kirsten Dunst (aka Mary Jane Watson) finally making an appearance on the set of Sam Raimi’s “Spiderman 3″ and filming a scene with Tobey Maguire (aka Spidey). Now this is great and junk, but it’s got nothing on Kirsten’s bikini pics from Cannes posted here. P.S. What’s with the photographer standing in the middle of the scene staring at the actors like a total ‘tardo?

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“Transformers” Live-Action Movie Teaser Poster Arrives

9 June 2006

As part of my repentance for ignoring my totally geeky side for so long, here’s the teaser poster for Michael Bay’s upcoming “Transformers” live-action movie, scheduled, according to the poster, to crash into theaters everywhere July 4, 2007. Then you can check out the official site here. There’s nothing there right now, just a ticking clock and the same image on the poster in the background. By the way, I have no idea who that is on the poster. Reminds me of Unicron from the 1986 “Transformers” movie, but that’s not the story they’re going with for this Bay movie, so…

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Jessica Alba at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards

4 June 2006

This year’s host, Jessica Alba, arrives at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards to play MC. The lovely Miss Alba is looking lovely as usual, or at least until the end, when some short blonde midget pushed her way into the picture. Damn, what a media whore! Anyways, Jessica didn’t just host the awards, but she also won for “Sexiest Performance” in “Sin City”, where she played a hooker who didn’t take off her clothes. Which, if you’re keeping track, makes “Sin City” the movie even less realistic than the original Frank Miller comic books, where “young Nancy” was shown in all her glory. Stupid Hollywood.

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Complete List of the 2006 MTV Movie Awards Winners

4 June 2006

MTV blows. Let me get that out of the way first. I dislike MTV. I don’t watch MTV. I snicker at people who watches MTV. They play crap music, when they bother to play music at all. They started that “Real Wordl” B.S. (oh yeah, a bunch of annoying twits living in the same house rent free while the producers find jobs for them, that’s just like the real world, alright!), which I think they should all go to hell for. But in any case, here are your complete list of “winners” (snicker) from the 2006 MTV Movie Awards. If you care, read on. If you don’t, God bless ya.

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Halle Berry is all X’ed Out

4 June 2006

If you’ve been watching TV this week, you probably saw Halle Berry on every TV show imaginable shilling for her movie “X-Men: The Last Stand” (aka “X-Men: The Last Stand, Unless it Makes a Ton of Bucks, then It’s Not Really the Last Stand”). And why not? Take a look at the poster and you’ll notice that her name and Hugh Jackman’s comes before the title of the movie — the sure sign of massive egos and their PR people at work. Here’s Halle Berry as Storm, whose character used to speak with some sort of African accent in the first two parts, but judging by the previews, Halle has stopped that nonsense in Part 3.

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Keira Knightley Battles Pirates — Again

3 June 2006

Some promotional shots of Keira Knightley from the upcoming “Pirates of the Carribean” sequel, “Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest”. If you’re like me, while watching the first “Pirates” you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Gee, wouldn’t this movie be so much better if Orlando Bloom’s character didn’t exist?” Oh come on, admit it. Orlando Bloom is as exciting as watching paint dry, but with half the charisma of paint. But I digress.

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Sophia Bush Gets Bushwhacked by The Hitcher Remake

1 June 2006

Word out of LalaLand is that “One Tree Hill’s” Sophia Bush has been cast in the remake of the thriller/slasher “The Hitcher”, with perennial Brit bad guy Sean Bean playing the titular villain. A remake of the 1986 original, “The Hitcher” finds a couple driving cross country when they make the mistake of picking up — dum de dum dum dum!!!!! — the Hitcher. Rutger Hauer played the original Hitcher, and the two original couples were played by Jennifer Jason Leigh and C. Thomas Howell. Hey, here’s a good idea, why not get C. Thomas Howell to play the role again! Yeah! Um, probably not.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar on the Set of “Girls’ Guide”

31 May 2006

Oh, so that’s why she dyed her hair black! I was wondering what was the deal, especially since Sarah Michelle Gellar didn’t look all that hot as a brunette while promoting “Southland Tales” in Cannes a few weeks back. But well, I have to say, I was wrong, and she’s looking quite the lovely little lass here on the set of her new movie “The Girls’ Guide to Hunting & Fishing”, which I assume is about girls hunting and fishing, but then again, I also thought “Brokeback Mountain” was about a mountain that broke people’s backs, so my intuitive Sherlock Holmes-esque deduction skills are a tad off.

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Is “The Break Up” the Next “Gigli”?

30 May 2006

Seems that not a whole lot of people are enthusiastic about Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn’s new upcoming movie “The Break Up”. It could be that people are tired of seeing Jennifer Aniston’s sour puss face being all sour pussy, or the idea of Vince Vaughn playing a romantic lead is somewhat, er, unattractive. In any case, the reviews are in, and they aren’t kind. Read on…

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Behind the Scenes Pictures of “Spiderman 3″

30 May 2006

Holy crap, my geek antennae is soooo buzzing right now, kiddies. Here are some pictures from behind the scenes of “Spiderman 3″. The girl with the white/blonde hair is Ron Howard offspring Bryce Dallas Howard, playing Spiderman comic book love interest Gwen Stacy (no idea how they’re going to swing that in the movies, as Spiderman has hooked up with Mary Jane at the end of part 2, but I digress). Obviously most of these images are of Tobey Maguire and Howard’s stunt doubles. Or are they? Oh who cares. Just bask in the glow of new “Spiderman 3″ pics, and the revelation that They’re shooting the movie as I type this! Oh man, I am so geeked out…

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Angelina Jolie Signs on to Tomb Raider 3

24 April 2006

Well it looks like Mrs. Brad Pitt will be squeezing back into the spandex and gunbelt after she squirts out Brad Pitt’s lovechild, since Jolie has been confirmed as coming back for a third “Lara Croft” movie. I guess this means Karima Adebibe is going to stick to doing PR photoshoots for the videogame version. Too bad, I’d like to see what Karima could do on the big screen.

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Gretchen Mol as the Notorious Bettie Page

13 April 2006

Promotional stills of Gretchen Mol as Bettie Page, in the upcoming movie “The Notorious Bettie Page”, the true life story of the infamous poster girl who launched a thousand dirty mechanic shop’s bathrooms. Crack that whip, girl! Crack that whip for all you’re worth!

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Sienna Miller for Basic Instinct 3?

29 March 2006

It was recently revealed that British tabloid queen Sienna Miller wanted the lead role in “Basic Instinct 2″, but lost out when Sharon Stone decided to reprive the role of the killer lesbian author. But now with Stone saying No to a part 3, is this then Sienna’s chance to vamp it up? I mean, on the big screen? One can only hope.

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Scarlett Johansson “Black Dahlia” Images

28 March 2006

FHM’s World Sexiest Woman for 2006 Scarlett Johansson can be seen in the upcoming true-crime flick “Black Dahlia” sometime in 2006. For now, here are some images of her from the movie. She definitely has the classical Golden Age of Hollywood glamour look down, don’t you think?

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Kristin Kreuk in New Movie “Partition” Images

22 March 2006

Some stills of “Smallville’s” Kristin Kreuk in her new movie “Partition”. What’s the movie about? “A love story played out against a backdrop of political and religious upheaval. At the end of the Second World War, 38 year-old career soldier Gian Singh resigns his commission with the British Indian Army and returns to his childhood village, near the border with Pakistan. Haunted by the memories of war, he seeks a quiet life of farming, solitude and prayer. His peace is shattered in August 1947, however, when India is granted independence. A new border is drawn between Hindu-dominated India and Muslim-dominated Pakistan, and the region is torn apart by massacres fueled by ancient animosities. In the midst of one such massacre, Gian finds Naseem, a 17-year-old Muslim girl, and takes her under his protection. They gradually find themselves drawn to each other but, as their remarkable story plays out, the obstacles to their happiness prove all but insurmountable.”

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Eva Green is the New Bond Girl?

16 February 2006

News is that French chick Eva Green (of “Dreamers” and “Kingdom of Heaven” fame) will be the new Bond Girl in the new James Bond movie “Casino Royale”. This is a little surprising, especially since it seemed as if the Bond producers were really trying to get a famous name for the role, similar to Halle Berry. I guess Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson finally said “No.” Here are some Eva Green pics:

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Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct 2

19 January 2006

A large stack of pictures of Sharon Stone still looking hotter than ever in the upcoming “Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction”. Okay, so maybe not “hotter than ever”, but definitely pretty hot. Or as the kids like to say, “Dude, she’s a total MILF! I’d hit that!” And of course by “hit” I don’t mean I’d punch her, I mean I’d tap that ass. You know, get it on, as we like to say back in the ’70s.

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