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Jessica Simpson’s “A Public Affair” CD Cover

23 June 2006

I know it’s hard to believe, but once upon a time Jessica Simpson was a singer. But that was before the whole Lachey fiasco, the MTV brouhaha, the “My sister is trying to replace me, help!” scenario, and the whole “Jessica the Movie Star” complex. It would appear out lovely Miss Simpson is about to come out with a new album, called “A Public Affair”, and here is the CD cover.

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Paris Hilton “Stars are Blind” Promos

8 June 2006

Speaking of Paris Hilton and her singing career (what, weren’t we talking about this a moment ago?), here are some promotional stills of Paris Hilton hawking her favorite wares (herself, of course) and pimping her upcoming album and single, “Stars are Blind”. If you haven’t already, check out the music video for the single here. Although I was the one who posted the music video here, I didn’t actually listen to it. What, you think I’m nuts? Anyways, Paris doesn’t look too bad in these photos. Even kinda hot, actually, which terrifies me more than it terrifies you, kids.

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Paris Hilton’s Music Video for “Stars are Blind”

7 June 2006

Paris Hilton has a music video, which is part of the launch of her music career. No, I’m not shitting you. Paris Friggin Hilton has a music video that is coming out in support of her music career. Which means she has an album coming out. If I’m lyin’ I’m dying. Here’s the first single off her record, called “Stars are Blind.” Once again, I’m not making this up. Paris Hilton actually thinks she can sing and this is her first salvo.

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Axl Rose Still Doesn’t Look like Axl Rose

30 May 2006

From the files of, “What the Royal F— has Happened to Axl Rose”, here are more pictures of Axl Rose still not looking a damn thing like Axl Rose while performing in Madrid, Spain with “Guns and Roses” (I put the name in quotes because it’s obviously not the same band, just a bunch of hired guns and some freaky looking white guy claiming to be Axl Rose fronting them). Remember when you first saw Axl on MTV a few years back? Holy Christ.

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Paris Hilton’s Upcoming Album to Feature…Music?

30 May 2006

Reading a quote by Paris Hilton is like eating a box of chocolates — you never know what you’re going to get, but you know it’ll be funny and kinda stupid. Such as Paris talking about her upcoming album (yes, that’s right, Paris Hilton, hotel heiress, has been working on an album for a while now) with the Hong Kong Magazine Prestige. Read on…

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