Myspace Sensation Colbie Caillat
You know, I must not go to Myspace all that often, because when American singer Colbie Caillat was blowing up on all over the site, I didn’t even know about it until now. And now, as they say, it’s kind of too late to get in on the action, as Colbie Caillat has gone on to release a full studio album and is no longer the “greatest unsign singer in the whole wide world” who first started life on Myspace with her hit song “Bubbly” (music video below). And to be sure, the little lady’s got a great voice, and considering how she “hit it big”, you get the feeling she’s going to last for a while. Or if not, well, there’s always Facebook, right?
The New Kids on the Block are Back
In case you haven’t heard, The New Kids on the Block (or NKOTB as they were later re-named in a stab at adulthood cash “back in the day”) are back together and are going on a reunion tour. Now this in itself isn’t all that surprising (everyone’s doing reunion tours nowadays), but it is surprising that Donnie Wahlberg decided to return. The guy’s got a thriving acting career going on, and he decides to come back to dance onstage? Hmm, I wonder if Donnie is still going to do his tough guy act. Remember he was the tough guy in the bunch? Anyways, and I’m ashame to admit this, but I did use to listen to these guys. But in my defense, I was a wee bit lad, and I just wanted to be Donnie, is all, but didn’t we all? The kids’ first single off their new album is “Summertime”.
Music Video for Scarlett Johansson’s Falling Down
Wow. Um. Wow. Okay, so I wasn’t totally against Scarlett Johansson releasing a musical album. After all, she’s wicked talented as an actress, so maybe, just maybe, she could be decent too as a musical artist. But, um, I don’t know, here’s Scarlett’s music video for “Falling Down”, her first single off her debut album, “Anywhere I Lay My Head”. It’s, uh, well, I don’t know. I thought her voice would be sweeter than that. Whoever this girl is that’s singing, it sounds like she’s smoked since she was 9, and is still doing 10 packs a day. But don’t take my word for it, judge for yourself. Does Scarlett Johansson suck as a singer, or not?
Video: Obama Girls vs Giuliani Girls Dance Off
Okay, first of all, let me just say that this video is really stupid, and kind of embarrassing considering how hard they’re trying (seriously, the whole Obama Girl thing was soooo last week), but I love what this guy who uploaded the video wrote, and I think it’s worth posting just to repost his intro to the video: “Until women are given the right to vote theyre gonna have to express their political opinions through scantily clad dance routines. I for one will be voting for whichever side goes topless first. Thats how a real American picks his president.” You’re damn skippy!