Myleene Klass looks good in a bikini and in varying states of undress, so it stands to reason that she would look just as good with a lot of clothes on. Of course, realizing this and seeing it for yourself are two completely different things. Then again, take a look at Myleene Klass in these pictures, and you’ll realize I was right all along. So from now on, I expect you guys to take what I say as gospel, because frankly, I haven’t been wrong yet. Well, since Friday. Okay, okay, let’s go with last Saturday. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Anyways, here’s Myleene Klass all cleaned up and klassy. Er, I mean, classy.
13 March 2007
Myleene Klass does a lot of things really well (or so I’ve heard), but living life barely clothes seems to be an especially brilliant trait of the dear girl. (See what I did there? Myleene is British, right? And British people say “brilliant” for everything “good” or “great” or similar? Oh man, I’m so brilliant.) Anyhoo, Myleene Klass looks damn good in just about anything, but even better in barely anything, which is probably why seeing her in a bikini, or showing off her legs on a red carpet, is really what life is all about. That and pecan pie, because let’s face it, hot women is great, but everyone loves pecan pie. And if you don’t, you deserve a punch in the face.
4 December 2006
What better way to chase away the Monday blues than with some Monday blue balls courtesy of British glam model/singer/classical pianist Myleene Klass? No, don’t answer that. That was a rhetorical question. You know, as in, you shouldn’t bother answering, because I didn’t really want an answer, because I wasn’t looking for one. Anyhoo, how awesomely hot is Myleene Klass? It almost makes you forget that the Brits are kinda wanky people looking at this woman.
20 November 2006
British babe Myleene Klass is the product of a Austrian/English father and a Filipino/Chinese mother, which makes her all kinds of messed up. But apparently messed up suits Myleene just fine, because she’s all manner of fine frolicking about the beach in a two-piece bikini. And get this, she’s not just a pop star in the UK, but she’s also a classical pianist! Now tell me any of our pop stars can play the piano, much less know who that Beethoven guy is?
26 March 2007