Good God, does actress Nadia Bjorlin give good eyes or what? Not every girl can give good eyes like this. Sure, some can give good, you know, other stuff, but can they melt you with a look? Not a whole lot. Then again, I suppose if you weren’t attracted to girls with great looking eyes like Nadia Bjorlin, you might find her a tad creepy. Kinda like, you know, Maggie Gyllenhaal creepy. (Brr, I get shivers just thinking about her.) Happily, I love the way Nadia Bjorlin looks. The body is pretty rockin’, too, of course, but those eyes are just the cat’s meow, aren’t they? I could get lost in them forever, and ever, and ever… Anyways, some Nadia Bjorlin just because. You’re welcome.

You can throw “Redline” star Nadia Bjorlin’s name into the hat for “Wonder Woman”. Mind you, not that it will happen, as everyone with a pulse in Hollywood has gotten their PR machine to push their name for the coveted role. Here’s what Nadia Bjorlin said when Moviehole interviewed her, and asked about putting on the bullet-proof bracelets: “It is definitely something I’m interested in. I own every Wonder Woman episode! Lynda Carter was an incredible Wonder Woman, and I’d be honored to try to fill those shoes….or tights, rather! [Laughs] As of now, there is no script or director in place, but when they find those, I hope I’m still in consideration.”

Granted, you probably won’t remember the car movie “Redline” about a day after you see it. If you see it. It’ll hit the theaters and disappear just as quickly. “The Fast and the Furious” this ain’t, at least from the trailers. But if it has one (or two) things going for it, it’s two gorgeous women in the cast, Monica Allgeier and Nadia Bjorlin. Here’s the plot: A gorgeous young automobile fanatic–and front to the hottest unsigned band on the West coast–finds herself caught up in illegal drag-racing competitions organized for the pleasure of a bunch of bored billionaires.

Yes, I know the Oscars are on tonight, and that the red carpet is full of pretty and not so pretty celebrities in their bestest get-up and whatnot, but eh., I just can’t summon the strength to give two cents of a damn. The Oscars is such a bore, has always been, will continue to be. A bunch of rich, famous dorks and their carefree life. If I want to watch 5 hours of that, I’ll tune into MTV and catch one of their programs. Anyways, instead of the same boring Oscar stuff, here are some Nadia Bjorlin to enjoy instead. You’ll thank me tomorrow.

If the exotic look (she’s half-Iranian) or the blue eyes don’t get you excited about watching Nadia Bjorlin on TV, then you — well, you’re probably either gay or belongs in that 1-percent of guys who just doesn’t feel anything for really, really attractive women with incredible, stunning eyes. In which case you should email me your address so I can go over and kick you in the nuts. But enough about my hobby, here’s some Nadia Bjorlin and why you should start watching “Days of Our Lives” or find that episode of “Jake in Progress” starring John Stamos where Nadia assays the role of “Pretty Woman” with brilliant aplomb. I mean, how hard would it be to find every episode of “Jake in Progress”? There’s like what, 3 episodes before it got cancelled?