Naomi Campbell is one Crazy Bitch
Seriously, why haven’t we put this crazy bitch in prison yet? She’s a menace to not only herself and everyone around her, but the general public at large. She’s beaten the crap out of her assistants, thrown people down stairs, and stabbed my aunt (or at least that’s what my aunt says; she could be lying, but I don’t think she’d make something like that up, would she?), and now, her latest escapade has Naomi Campbell spitting at a cop at London’s Heathrow Airport. No idea if this was before or after she was removed from a British Airways flight in handcuffs.
Naomi Campbell is a Menace to Society
You’ve probably heard about the human battering ram named Naomi Campbell, who is apparently quite the violent beeyatch if you cross her or look at her crosseye from across the street. Here’s news that Campbell has been arrested yet again for assaulting another woman in London, and was recently released on bail. Who knew being freakishly tall for a woman and skinny as all get out was a license to assault? Although in all fairness to other models, I’ve never heard of anyone else being as insane as Campbell, so maybe it’s just her.