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Shockingly, Naomi Watts is Still Hot

17 July 2008

Well okay, so maybe it’s not all that shocking that Naomi Watts is still one hell of a gorgeous looking woman. I’m reasonably certain that the English beauty is going to keep looking this good until she turns 60, maybe even 70. Okay, so maybe not when she hits the big 6-0. Hell, I’m not THAT optimistic. By the way, did you know Naomi Watts is English? According to IMDB.com, she was born in Shoreham, Kent, England, UK, but was raised in Australia. I guess that sort of explains the accent. She speaks with an Australian accent, right? I think she does. Then again, she’s played American roles for so long, it’s kind of hard to tell the difference. Anyways, some Naomi Watts to remind you what a babe she is.

Naomi Watts in “The Birds” Remake

19 October 2006

From a giant, furry king of the jungle to little, furry birds? Apparently that’s the curious path Naomi Watts’ career is taking, as she is expected to sign onto the remake of Hitchcock’s “The Birds” anyday now. The remake is the brainchild of “Armageddon” director Michael Bay, who has inexplicably decided to remake the film for a few years now for some UnGodly reason. Bay and company have just given the writing job to Leslie Dixon, who also scribed the remake of “The Thomas Crown Affair”. Now I’m no cinematic douche that thinks all classics shouldn’t be remade, but what in the world would be the point of remaking “The Birds” except to toss in a sea of CGI birds? Seriously, Hollywood, you’re really starting to piss me off now.

Naomi Watts Bikini Pictures

17 July 2006

Although Naomi Watts has been naked a lot of times in her movies, I can’t really say as if I’ve actually seen her in a bikini, or really really naked. I think she had on a bikini in “I Love Huckabees”, but I could be wrong. In any case, here’s everyone’s favorite Aussie blonde doing the two-piece bikini thing on a yacht from a few days ago. You know, that’s one crowded yacht. Is it safe to have that many people on one small tiny “yacht”? I hope they all know how to swim.

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber Takes in a Movie

1 June 2006

Naomi Watts and present beau Liev Schreiber takes in a screening of the “Omen” remake, which is scheduled for release on June 6th, 2006. 6/6/06. Get it? No? Eh, it wasn’t that great to begin with. Curiously, everytime I have to type Schreiber’s name, I actually have to look it up, which should tell you something about this particular couple’s un-comparable star wattage. Har har, I’m so clever.

Naomi Watts in Tight Jeans for the Weekend

15 April 2006

Some pictures of the gorgeous Naomi Watts in tight teans and tight shirt should keep anybody with a pulse busy over the weekend. You think Naomi’s ever actually been to a NASCAR race? Does anyone care? Well I care, because as everyone knows, there’s nothing I enjoy more than watching NASCAR. Who doesn’t like watching funny cars drive around in circles? NASCAR is that race with funny looking cars, right?

Naomi Watts in Bluejeans

5 April 2006

Oh my. It’s Naomi Watts in tight bluejeans. Man, it’s like someone read my fantasy diary again! (Oh wait, I don’t keep a diary. That’s, like, for little girls and what not. Manly man like myself don’t keep diaries, we go out at night and punch people, then yell at them to pass on what we did for the day. Yeah, that’s the ticket…)

Is Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber Splitsville?

23 March 2006

Let’s admit it: if the rules are true, and it’s over between Liev Schreiber and and Naomi Watts, then it’s bad news for Schreiber. I mean, come on, have you seen her and seen him? Yeah, exactly. The dude has been dating way above his means for a while now. Anyways, here’s Naomi Watts in a new photoshoot looking sexy as usual by doing, well, not much, because she’s Naomi Watts, and she always looks this good.

The Sexiest Naomi Watts Pictures…EVER

11 March 2006

These batch of pictures are, I believe, the sexiest pictures I’ve ever seen of Naomi Watts. And she’s not even naked in them! She’s wearing a plain long sleeve white shirt. It’s her natural beauty and radiance that shines through, I believe. Either that, or it’s the stale can of tuna I ate a few minutes ago. Stupid stale cans of tuna. Does it to me everytime.