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Jason Statham Agrees: Natalie Martinez is Hot

If you saw tough guy Jason Statham’s remake of “Death Race”, you might have have noticed Natalie Martinez. You know, the really hot chick in the black crop top who walks around the movie like she owns the place? That’s model turned actress turned the object of men’s prison fantasies Natalie Martinez. And it’s not just us who agree that the Cuban hottie is a real hottie, either. Jason Statham, in this special feature video from the “Death Race” DVD, totally agrees. Methinks Jason’s had a couple of nights where he wondered what Natalie Martinez did off the set, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Wink wink, and all that junk.

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More Natalie Martinez in Death Race Promos

So did you go see “Death Race” over the weekend? No? Then you should kill yourself now. No, I mean it. This is, quite possibly, the greatest movie ever made, and if you didn’t rush out to see it, you need to take yourself out now. Just kidding. “Death Race” kinda sucked, but you know what didn’t suck about the movie? Natalie Martinez didn’t suck about the movie. It’s her first big major movie, and should launch the brunette hottie to bigger and better things. And if not, hey, I can put some money together and I can write a movie for her to star. We’ll shoot it in my basement to save on the budget. Anyways, here are some Natalie Martinez promos for Death Race. What a curvy bod.

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Natalie Martinez in Death Race Promos

We’ve already chronicled the rise of Natalie Martinez, who will be co-starring in the upcoming “Death Race” movie remake from that mountain town called Hollywood. I have no idea if the movie will catch on, or if Natalie Martinez will be able to parlay that role into an actual movie career, but you gotta start somewhere, right? And if Jason Statham’s bald head doesn’t do it for you, Natalie Martinez’s tight abs should just about do it. I’m guessing that Natalie Martinez plays the female lead in the movie, but since this is a dude movie (i.e. cars, guns, prison sodomy, etc), a female lead is usually just the hottest chick in the movie who is actually a chick and not, you know, a dude with braces. Anyways, Natalie Martinez in “Death Race” promos.

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Another Healthy Dose of Natalie Martinez

What’s that, you say? Already another dose of Natalie Martinez? Well yeah, why the hell not? And stop judging me! I’m only human. When I see a fresh pretty lady I tend to become obsessed with her. Mind you, not the “hide outside her window in a bush leering” type of obsession, but more the, “Gee, I sure would like to see more movies she’s been in” type of obsession. Which, I think, isn’t all that bad; definitely less slobbering, for sure. Anyways, here is more of Natalie Martinez, who can be seen in the upcoming “Death Race” remake with Jason Statham. How will you recognize her in the movie? Easy: she will be playing the hottest grease monkey in the history of grease monkey movie history.

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Latin Flavor: Natalie Martinez

Who is Natalie Martinez, you ask? Don’t worry, it’s not your fault if you don’t know the name, or that gorgeous face, since the former model turned actress’ biggest and most well-known work so far has been roles on two craptacular TV shows called Saints and Sinners and The Fashion House on the equally craptacular My Network TV. But all that should change when she shows up as the world’s hottest grease monkey in the futuristic actioner “Death Race”, a remake of the 1975 flick of the same name. In the movie, Martinez plays Case, a mechanic who helps out star Jason Statham’s character. One really, really hot mechanic, at that. (Martinez, not Statham. Ahem. Although I’m sure Statham is considered hot, too, in certain quarters. Just not in the quarters that makes up my pants.)

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