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Nell McAndrew up Front and Hot

20 May 2008

Nell McAndrew has probably got the best body in all of Great Britain. Okay, there are a couple of challengers that I can think of at the top of my head, one being Abigail Clancy, who has got it going on, but she’s still relatively young so you would expect her to have a nice body. But Nell McAndrew is in her ’30s, practically ancient in the world of modeling (or so I’m told), and take a look at those abs. Holy cow. Here’s Nell McAndrew from an old issue of Front Magazine (way back in 2003), which I hear is a lot better than Back Magazine, but then again you probably already know that. And did I already mention it? Nell McAndrew is slammin’.

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Nell McAndrew’s Ass is Futuristic

16 December 2007

Now I could very well take the easy route and tell you that British model Nell McAndrew is selling a new phone service or a new phone model in these pictures, but what fun is that? Instead, I’m going to tell you that Nell McAndrew is model from the future, thus explaining the futuristic looking pants. What, you’re saying silver doesn’t automatically equal futuristic? Of course it does! Haven’t you seen any Hollywood sci-fi movies? Why, the nerve of you to challenge my assertions. How dare you! Anyhoo. Nell McAndrew’s ass is futuristic. God bless the future.

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Nell McAndrew is a Dirty Girl

13 December 2007

English model Nell McAndrew is a dirty girl. No, not in the sense that Christina Aguilera tried desperately to be “drrrty” back in her “I don’t wanna be innocent anymo!” phase. Dirty in the sense that, even covered in dirty for a photoshoot, Nell McAndrew is still smoking hot. Seriously, I don’t know what this woman would have to do to NOT be super hot, but I don’t want to find out. Or, if I do end up finding out, I’m going to pretend I didn’t, because frankly, I’d rather have the fantasy of Nell McAndrew in her uber gorgeous glory than the alternative. That’s just how I like to roll, yo.

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Nell McAndrew aka The Body

27 August 2007

It’s pretty incredible what kind of gorgeous body Nell McAndrew has. Like a lot of British lovelies with killer bods, Nell McAndrew started her career as a Page 3 model (God bless Page 3) before parlaying that to a stint as the real-life model for the Tomb Raider games, which includes appearances in the skin-tight outfit. (Yes, we are salivating too at the thought of THIS body in THAT outfit.) She’s since parlayed that stint as Tomb Raider into TV presentation, or “host” in our parlance, on shows like “It’s a Knockout” and “The Big Breakfast” before landing on “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!” She’s a celebrity, please get her clothes out of here! (Wink wink)

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The Tomb Raider Models Get Together, Black Latex Bodysuit Included

4 June 2007

In case you non-gamers don’t know, the fine gaming folks at Eidos, who makes the Lara Croft: Tomb Raider games, recently celebrated the 10th anniversary of their busty, short-short wearing explorer. Click here for more information and goodies on the anniversary. In honor of that, all the past and present Tomb Raider models (you know, the busty, short-short wearing babes that models for the Tomb Raider games and goes out to promote them?) gathered together at one place in London for a black body latex suit-infused photoshoot. Everyone showed up except Rhona Mitra, who is apparently too big of a star to pay homage to her roots. But nevermind her. Present were Lucy Clarkson, Lara Weller, Jill de Jong, Nell McAndrew, and current Tombraider girl Karima Adebibe. And did I mention they were all wearing tight black body latex suits? Raid away, girls!

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Nell McAndrew: The Best Bod in England?

1 May 2007

Yesterday I posited that “Neighbours” actress Nicky Whelan might just have the best body in all of Australia. If that’s the case, then who has the best bod in all of England? Could it be model/actress/bikini-wearer Nell McAndrew? But like with Nicky, I haven’t seen every woman (or every body) in all of England, but I’ll be damn if Nell McAndrew, especially in full two-piece bikini mode, doesn’t come close.

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Nell McAndrew Bikini Pictures

5 December 2006

Nell McAndrew is almost entirely nude in all of her photoshoots anyway, so is there any reason to celebrate when we’re seeing her more clothed than usual (despite wearing a two-piece red hot bikini)? Why yes, there is. Nell McAndrews. Hot body. Two-piece bikini. Beach. Wet. Are you kidding me? For real? Get outta here, you numbnuts. Here’s Nell McAndrew bikini pictures. Hot damn, check out them abs, Vern.

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Sunday Treat: Nell McAndrew

20 August 2006

Nell McAndrew won “Rear of the Year” Award in 2005, which is right up there with the Oscars. Or, maybe not. Maybe I’m thinking about the Emmys. No, still a little too high. Golden Globes? Grammys? Hmm… Maybe a Source award, minus all the shooting and stabbing and gratuitous P. Diddy song sampling (what you would call a “performance”). But I digress. Nell McAndrew is really, really hot, is also a former Lara Croft model before getting booted from the job after posing in Playboy, and she’s, um, really hot. Need I say more?

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Some Nell McAndrew for the Weekend

14 April 2006

Usually the only Nell McAndrews you find on the Internet are of the nekkid variety, as Ms. McAndrew is very, very comfortable with her body and how hot she looks sans clothes, so I hope you appreciate how hard it was to find these pictures of her in clothes. Some clothes, anyway. Let’s not go nuts here, now.

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Nell McAndrew in Bikini

9 January 2006

British model Nell McAndrew was one of the models for the Tomb Raider videogame character, but as you can see, she looks better live than digital. Karime Adebibe, the new Tomb Raider, doesn’t have anything on Nell. But I wouldn’t mind seeing them fight it out. With mud. In mud. Oh my.

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