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Nelly Furtado in German Maxim

Here’s Canadian pop singer Nelly Furtado in the German edition of Maxim Magazine. So what’s the difference between the German edition of Maxim and the American edition, you ask? Well, er, one is available in Germany and the other is available in America. See? And you say I don’t teach you boys anything at the Random Page! For shame! But anyways, I’m quickly warming up to Nelly Furtado, who I wasn’t a fan off before, but is quickly growing to love. Er, I mean, lust. Same difference, right? By the way, if Nelly Furtado is Canadian, why isn’t she in the Canadian edition of Maxim instead of the German edition? I’m just saying.

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Nelly Furtado in Blender Magazine

I like Nelly Furtado. For a Canadian, she’s pretty hot. (No offense to Canadians, but come on, it’s rare that someone is as hot as Nelly Furtado, right? Um, please don’t send hate mail.) What was I saying? Oh right. I like Nelly Furtado. She’s a very sexy woman, and this spread in Blender Magazine increases my “like” of her. In case you don’t know, Blender is a music magazine. I think. Either that, or it’s a magazine devoted to the latest blender machines. Um, yeah. Anyways, here are some Nelly Furtado in Blender magazine pictures.

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Nelly Furtado is Growing on Me

It used to be that when you thought “Nelly”, your mind conjures up images of that guy who sings that “It’s Hot in Here” song. You know, Nelly? In a few years from now, when people hear “Nelly”, they’ll be thinking “Nelly Furtado” and “Hot dang Nelly Furtado is friggin hot”. Or maybe they’ll think “Promiscuous Girl” or “Maneater”. Here’s more of the girl name Nelly who hails from Canada. And you thought the only thing Canada was good for was moose manure and French people. Shame on you.

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Nelly Furtado Bikini Pictures

I don’t know if Canadian singer Nelly Furtado is as promiscuous as her song (or another way you can put it, if she’s an “MVP” among the boys, if you know what I mean), but she’s got some curves on her. Womanly curves, at that. Actually, I’ve never seen anyone who has what looks like fat and at the same time, a six-pack abs. How is this possible? Dunno, but Nelly Furtado’s got it. Check her out on the beach in a two-piece bikini. Yummy, Canadian bacon.

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Babes at the 2006 Much Music Video Awards

I don’t know what the Much Music Video Awards is, but judging by the sea of Canadian hotties at the show, I’m willing to bet it’s a Canucklehead thang. Among the sea of hotness appearing is cyborg cutie Tricia Helfer, promiscuous girl Nelly Furtado, and the 24 girl herself Elisha Cuthbert. Paris Hilton and Tori Spelling were also there, but since this thread isn’t titled “Skanks at the 2006 Much Music Video Awards”, let’s just pretend they weren’t there.

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Nelly Furtado is Loose

Nelly Furtado has the kind of name that doesn’t strike people as sexy (you know, sort of like “Missy Elliot”), but I’ll be hog-dang (as we like to say down home, and by “down home” I of course mean “how I hear people talk on the TV) if she isn’t pretty hot. Here’s the Canadian Nelly doing some promo work for her new album “Loose”, featuring the already hit song “Promiscuous Girl”, which if you haven’t already heard and become addicted to, you shall.

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Nelly Furtado in Arena Magazine

I didn’t even know who Nelly Furtado was until I started hearing this song playing over the new IPOD commercial. Man, that’s a nice song. So I hunted it down, and found out that the singer is one Nelly Furtado. She ain’t bad looking, either. Here’s the singer in the recent issue of Arena Magazine.

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