The Random Stuff of Interests Page

New Babe Alert: Elisabetta Canalis

Mama mia, that is one spicy meatbahl! (Let me right now apologize for that furthering of a cliche. I am so ashamed.) If you need to sell something, Elisabetta Canalis is not a bad way to get your product noticed. Here is the Italian Goddess in a shoot for Baci e Abbracci Intimo ads. I’m guessing that Baci e Abbracci Intimo sells lingerie. Then again, Paris Hilton was wearing bra and panties in a hamburger commercial, so what do I know.

New Babe Alert: Rosa Blasi

Rosa Blasi is a soap opera actress, a veteran of theatres, and she once toured with, of all people, Kenny “The Gambler” Rogers. After a stint on the Lifetime show “Strong Medicine” she dived into “The Vagina Monologues”. There is not enough wind in her native city of Chicago to blow away the heat this Irish-Italian-Puerto Rican babe is generating. I dare you to be blase around Rosa Blasi.

New Babe Alert: Mia Maestro

Who is Mia Maestro, and why haven’t I heard about her before? The gorgeous Argentenian was in Wolfgang Petersen’s “Poseidon”, but since noone saw that movie, you’d be forgiven for not having seen Mia’s big-screen American movie debut. Or maybe you saw her on TV in “Alias”? No? Well nevermind, now you know who she is, and she’s friggin hawt. Ogle away!

New Babe Alert: Vanessa Ferlito

Vanessa Ferlito would probably be a household name by now if she hadn’t keep getting killed. Off TV shows, that is. She was Jack Bauer’s former girlfriend in Season 3 of “24″, but took a bullet trying to escape. Then she was a cop in “CSI: New York”, before runinng afoul of a rapist and getting bumped off. Now she’s in the Cuba Gooding Jr. hitman movie “Shadowboxer”, where if precedence holds, she’ll also get bumped off early in the flick. Hey, it’s tough being a hot Italian chick. Vanessa Ferlito would be a hell of a lot more famous today if she could keep a friggin job for longer than a few months. Here she is at the premiere of “Shadowboxer”, which stars Gooding Jr. as a hitman who has sex with a 61 year old Helen Mirren. shiver

New Babe Alert: Leilani Dowding

If there was a law against rollerskating and looking this good doing it, British lass Leilani Dowding would be tossed into the pokey in a matter of minutes. The former Miss Great Britain failed to capture the Miss World crown in 1998, but it launched her modelling career, including a stint in Britain’s notorious Page 3. And get this: she has an inverted nipple that she can pop in and out for photos by request. To be honest, I don’t know if that last part is hot or just freaky. I’m going with, “Um…”

New Babe Alert: Bali Rodriguez

I don’t know who Bali Rodriguez is, but she makes me feel tingly all over. In an interview, we learned that Bali is based in Miami, Florida, and is a surfer. I’m not sure if she’s a professional surfer, since I don’t know if having two big fake boobies is good for surfing. Then again, I’ve never surfed before, and maybe those fun bags are helpful as, er, floatation devices? But anyways, does it matter. Bali Rodriguez is hawt.

New Babe Alert: Celine Balitran

New Babe Alert! New Babe Alert! It’s French model Celine Balitran on the red carpet premiere of the new animated flick “Over the Hedge”, which is about animated animals doing funny things. Or sumthin’. Ain’t that always what these animated flicks are about nowadays? Anyhoo, Celine is gorgeous, with a killer body, and we’re glad to add her to our database of “Women to Fantasize About”.

New Babe Alert: Sarah Wayne Callies

“Prison Break’s” Sarah Wayne Callies is downright sexy as hell. Of course she sometimes gets this weird “deer in the headlights” look about her, especially when someone’s snapping pictures of her. Despite that, she’s just damn hot. Here are some pics from the “Prison Break” party and promo work she did for the never-really-took-off show “Tarzan” about, you guessed it, Tarzan in the modern world.

New Babe Alert: Leslie Bibb

Tall, long, and leggie blonde hottie Leslie Bibb is appropriately named, because after a few seconds of looking at these pictures, you’ll need a bibb. (Ergh. Sorry. It’s late at night and I’m trying to get this post in before I hit the hay. Give me a break.) Anyways, Leslie is quite the looker, and you can currently catch her playing a cop on the NBC crime show “Crossing Jordan” opposite fellow babe Jill Hennessey.

New Babe Alert: Simmone MacKinnon

If you’ve watched enough American B-movies as I have, you’ve probably seen redheaded Aussie beauty Simmone MacKinnon before. The star of such stinkers as “Python 2″, “Dark Waters”, and “Deep Shock”, Simmone was always obviously too talented for the crap they kept putting her in. Her biggest break was the TV mini-series “Attila”, but apparently that didn’t do all that much for her career. At the moment you can see her in the Aussie TV series “McLeod’s Daughters”, but for now take a peak at what you’ve been missing.

New Babe Alert: Gemma Ward

Man, Australia is really producing some beautiful women nowadays. Here’s model and new “it” girl Gemma Ward to add to the long list of Hotties from Aussies, which includes the likes of Naomi Watts, Melissa George, and oh yeah, Miss Universe herself, Jennifer Hawkins!

New Babe Alert: Alsou

Lest you think Russia is such a cold and hard place that all the women want to become Russian mail order brides, take a look at pop singer Alsou, who is absolutely stunning and hot. And I’m sure she’s a good singer. Probably. Maybe. Eh.

New Babe Alert: Dakota South

Who exactly is Dakota South, and why does she make me want to do naughty things to myself? (Ahem, too much information there, sorry.) Anyways, here’s the mysterious Dakota South (which I’m sure is her real name) getting all sexy up for the camera.

New Babe Alert: Alessandra Ambrosio

Underwear models. You gotta love them. If we showed up for work in our underwear, we’d get fired; if these girls show up for work in their undies, they get bonuses for being prepared! Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, looking damn fine and wearing her underwear. You think being an underwear model means she doesn’t like to wear underwear when she’s not working? You know, how masseuse don’t like to give free massages when they’re not working? It’s like, “Look, that’s my job, and this is my personal life, and never the two shall meet.” It’s thoughts like these that keep me up at nights…

New Babe Alert: Jessica Northen

I have no idea who Jessica Northern is, only that she’s a model, she’s blonde, she’s got great abs, and a pretty rockin’ body with plenty of junk in the trunk. So take a look and you’ll agree that she’s definitely a babe to look out for. Yo, it’s another Babe Alert!

Aida Yespica in Maxim Magazine

New Babe Alert! Aida Yespica has a very difficult name to spell if you just heard it, but who cares, she’s really, really hot. Here’s her spread for Maxim Magazine. Expect more of the gorgeous Aida to come!

New Babe Alert: Amanda Congdon

So who is Amanda Congdon? She’s a ridiculously hot chick who hosts and runs her own web video blog/cast called Rocketboom. And did I mention that she’s ridiculously hot? Check out these photos from her official site. Didn’t web chicks used to be kinda dorky or slightly fugly?

New Babe Alert: Malin Akerman

Okay, so Malin Akerman isn’t really that “new”, but she’s new to me! Besides catching one of her photos in FHM Magazine’s 2006 Calendar, you probably saw her in the comedy “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle”.

From Wikipedia, here’s Malin Akerman’s bio: