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Nicky Hilton Bikini Pictures

28 December 2007

Ah, the Hilton sisters. If I had to be stuck on an island with one of them, I would probably choose Nicky Hilton. Why? Because I’m guessing that Nicky Hilton won’t be constantly running around the island looking for cameras to pose in front of, and she wouldn’t be constantly trying to convince me she could sing, act, dance, or all the other things that people do to get famous. Nicky Hilton looks pretty good in a two-piece bikini, too, although I will admit that the girl could use a little meat on her bones. Or at least work out. Nicky Hilton seems to be sporting one of those bodies that is skinny because of lack of food, and not because of a good diet or exercise plan. Not that I’m complaining, mind you…

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Nicky Hilton Bikini Pictures

17 October 2006

Look, kids, it’s a Hilton, and she’s not overexposed! Well, in a sense she is, not having most of her clothes on and all (which is a good thing, in case you were wondering), but she’s not overexposed in the sense that you don’t see her everywhere doing everything under the sun just ‘cuz. It’s a brunette Nicky Hilton in a bikini photoshoot (on a fake beach, no less) looking quite spectacular. Now this is a Hilton I wouldn’t mind seeing more of.

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Paris Hilton Arrested for DUI

7 September 2006

Schadenfreude strikes again, with news that hotel heiress, bad actress, unwanted singer, and bendable plastic doll paparazzi trophy Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday on suspicion of DUI, most likely after being denied entrance into some “hip” club or something idiotic like that. Hey, when you’re idiotic, little shite like that will get you all afluttered and junk.

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Nicky Hilton Sometimes Forgets That she’s a Hilton

27 July 2006

Which would explain why she has a tattoo of her last name put on her tailbone. Um. Well, actually, that doesn’t really explain it. Why in the world do you have your last name tattooed on your tailbone? Just slightly above your ass crack? Oh, those wacky Hilton sisters. Here’s the less skanky of the two Hilton sisters poolside at a Miami hotel getting her two-piece bikini on.

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Some Nicky Hilton Goodness

17 April 2006

How much does it suck to be Nicky Hilton? She’s probably mostly known for being “Paris Hilton’s sister”, and I bet people don’t even know if she’s the older or younger sister, judging by how much the other Hilton eclipses her in just about every area except, well, talent, which I’m not sure who wins there, although I suspect Nicky. Anyways, here’s some Nicky to chew on.

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Nicky Hilton: Rump Shaker?

12 April 2006

Not exactly, but Nicky definitely has more of a defined butt than sister Paris, who goes by that motto of, “Exercise? What exercise? Just throw it all up, baby!” I’m just kidding, of course. Or am I? Anyway, if she worked out Paris wouldn’t be able to do that unnatural bendable thing she does with her body. But I digress. Here’s Nicky showing booty in a bikini.

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Nicky Hilton in Maxim Magazine

18 February 2006

Paris Hilton’s sister (you know, the more respectable one of the family?) Nicky Hilton shows that she’s got the family genes, too. And by “family genes” I of course mean skinny bones and a face that’s sorta alike. Yeah, that’s it. Plus she does yoga. Or was that Tai Chi? Same difference, right? Here is Nicky in Maxim.

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