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This Just In: Nicole Richie is Skinny

And apparently Nicole Richie is just now admitting it. Geez, I don’t know what clued her in — maybe it’s those pictures of her bones sticking out of her skin whenever she wears a bikini, or the rest of the world telling her, “Girlfriend, you’re too skinny!” Whatever the case, Nicole has, according to a rep, “decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she’s not been putting on any weigh.” Hmm, lack of food might be the cause, but then again, I’m no doctor.

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Nicole Richie’s Head is Bigger Than Her Whole Body

I kid you not. Take a look!

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Nicole Richie’s Bag of Bones Almost Does her In

Wouldn’t it be funny if you woke up one day and read, “Nicole Richie trips over her own bony leg, gets impaled on bony elbows”? I mean, it could happen. Then again, this headline is also possible, “Nicole Richie trips on bony elbow, skewers young boy with bony face.” But I digress. Here’s Bag of Bones herself, Nicole Richie, and trucker/poseur boyfriend Brody Jenner. Check out how indifferent Jenner is to Richie’s stumbling ways. I tell you, I laughed my ass off so hard when I saw this, I just had to post it. Stupid rich people rock!

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Nicole Richie is a Walking Corpse (aka Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures)

Someone call David Hasselhoff, that poor Ethiopian child is drowning in the ocean — oh wait, that’s Nicole Richie, looking more and more like a walking corpse everyday. Holy Mother of God and all that is not right in Heaven. Someone please get this girl into some sort of celeb rehab where they will stuff food into her and cleanse her mind of the Hollywood programming that convinces her “thin is in”. If that face of hers gets anymore sharper, I’m afraid she’s going to slice open the air swirling around her and kill it, and then what will the rest of us breathe?

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Bag’a'Bones Nicole Richie Hits the Beach in a Bikini

File this one under, “Holy Mother of God,” but here’s Nicole Richie, the “star” of “The Simple Life” (along with fellow spoiled brat Paris Hilton) on the beach in a two-piece bikini. Oh my Friggin God. In the real world people would look at Nicole Richie and say, “Oh man, she is way too skinny,” but in Hollywood is is considered “hot”. Or as Paris would put it, “That’s hawt.” Seriously, folks, there is something very wrong with Hollywood. Someone give this woman a ham sandwich!

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