I have a love-hate relationship with Summer. For one, Summer is just so, well, Summerific. Meaning, scorching heat, especially where I live. But then again, the heat also drives the hotties of Hollywood over to Hawaii, where they do the two-piece bikini thing and frolick about on the beach. There’s nothing hotter than celebrities frolicking about on the beach, let me tell you. Here’s Nicole Scherzinger, who we haven’t heard from in a while, reminding us that there was a reason we are so obsessed with her to begin with. One word: holy shit that’s a hot bikini body!
7 April 2009
The only thing I like better than watching sweaty, greasy men with way too much muscle fake beating the crap out of each other is a tall, sleek, uber hot singer in the ring singing America the Beautiful. Nicole Scherzinger did just that at this weekend’s Wrestlemania 25, the 25th anniversary of the wrestling event, if you can’t already tell by the name. I have no idea who won or who even wrestled at the event (what am I, a wrestling expert?), but I do know that Nicole Scherzinger was very hot when she did her thing. Pics and video of Nicole Scherzinger at the event below.
1 April 2009
Okay, I have to admit, anything with Nicole Scherzinger is fine by me. The girl could be painting her toe nails and I might consider paying to watch it. Okay, maybe not, but maybe I will. I’m not saying either way. You just gotta offer me the opportunity and then I’ll decide. Anyways, Nicole and the Pussycat Dolls (which is to say, Nicole) has done a new version of the song “Jai Ho” from “Slumdog Millionaire”. It’s basically the same instruments as far as I can tell, but with Nicole and the girls and in English. I dunno, sexy, but I sorta like the original better. Maybe it’s because I couldn’t understand a thing it was saying that made it so good.
15 December 2008
Hilary Duff may have the monopoly on the American Maxim magazine cover, but over at Deutschland, it’s all about The Pussycat Dolls frontwoman Nicole Scherzinger on the cover and inside the oh-so-hot pages. I don’t know which one is hotter — okay, who are we kidding here? Nicole Scherzinger is smoking hot, even with her clothes on. She’s got Hilary topped by about a margin of 100 to 10, and the 10 goes to Hilary Duff only because, well, it’s Hilary Duff, and for some reason Hilary Duff just shouldn’t be associated with a magazine like Maxim. It makes me feel kinda dirty just linking the two, thus the Hilary Maxim appearance gets a 10 whereas it would get, like, a 5 or something. But I digress. Nicole Scherzinger in the German edition of Maxim. Please to enjoy.
9 December 2008
Oh, Nicole Scherzinger, will there ever come a time when you make me stop feeling all tingly down there? Probably not, and thank God, too, because let’s face it, what the world needs more of nowadays is tingly feelings all over the place. Heck, it’s a proven fact that had Adolph felt tingly more than once a month courtesy of his visits to the brothel, he wouldn’t have started World War II, and thus, less people would be dead right now. Likewise with Stalin, Charles Manson, and of course, Ted Bundy. So in order to help the world calm the hell down and get to feeling all tingly, here’s Nicole Scherzinger in concert with those Pussycat Dolls girls. They’re somewhere in the background. Look closely. No, seriously, I’m pretty sure they’re back there somewhere…
5 October 2008
Let’s face it, when the name of your band is The Pussycat Dolls, showing up on the cover of a magazine (or on stage, for that matter) in your underwear is pretty much the order of the day. What would be stunning is if the Pussycat Dolls turned up onstage wearing suits. Now that would totally freak everyone else. In any case, here’s the Pussycat Dolls doing what they do best — i.e. prance around in their undies — in Blender magazine. See, there’s Nicole Scherzinger, the lead singer, and that one, the other one, the other girl who isn’t Nicole, and finally, that last Pussycat Doll girl who also isn’t Nicole.
26 August 2008
The Pussycat Dolls? What Pussycat Dolls? It’s all about Nicole Scherzinger, baby. I think everyone pretty much realizes that. Without Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Dolls are just a bunch of half-dressed girls dancing on stage, and people call those people back-up dancers, don’t they? Anyways, the Dolls were somewhere doing another performance, and as usual, the camera was solely focused on the curvy wonders of Nicole Scherzinger. And why shouldn’t it be? In a word, the woman is a leather goddess. Of course, we’d love to see her without the leather, like, say, in a bikini in my basement, for instance, but you can’t always get what you want, isn’t that the saying? Oh well. A leather-clad Nicole Scherzinger will just have to do for now.
5 June 2008
Let’s face it, minus Nicole Scherzinger the Pussycat Dolls are breakable. (Har har, get it? Dolls? Breakable? Wait, that didn’t really work. Um, let’s just go along with it.) Where was I? Oh right. My brilliant comment that without Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Dolls are extremely breakable, i.e. they ain’t all that hot. But add Nicole to the mix and it’s babe heaven in every crack alleyway of America. Here’s Nicole Scherzinger on the set of the Dolls’ new music video for “When I Grow Up”. Wait, I thought she had gone solo? Oh well, whatever, does it matter? The Dolls are somewhere in the background. I think. Does it matter?
7 April 2008
I don’t know who manages the Pussycat Dolls, or do their public relations for them, but damn are they doing good work over there. They’ve gotten some pretty hot women to slip on the bustier and net stockings and strut around the stage for free. (These celebrities don’t get paid for these one-time gigs, do they?) The latest hottie to show up in bustier and stockings is former Las Vegas star Vanessa Marcil, who is already sexy, but take away a shirt and pants, and it’s looking pretty hot in here, as the song goes. Check out Vanessa Marcil as a Pussycat Doll. Plus, Nicole Scherzinger is in there, too.
11 March 2008
Okay, so maybe she’s not in Iraq dodging mortar fire, but Nicole Scherzinger still put herself in danger by visiting the troops in Kuwait and performing as part of the Operation Myspace live tour. Okay, okay, so maybe “in danger” is a tad overblown, but how about, er, “looking sexy in an arid environment?” Because lest my college education is misinformed, I’m pretty sure Kuwait is hot and desert-y and whatnot. But hey, whatever, right? Here’s Nicole Scherzinger on stage doing her best to keep the troops entertained. Shake a little booty, purse a little lip, and grind a couple of girl dancers, and it’s time to kill some scumbag terrorists. (And oh yeah, the Pussycat Dolls were there, too.)
18 February 2008
Nicole Scherzinger in a two-piece bikini for Men’s Fitness magazine? I’m there, dude! By the way, has Nicole Scherzinger ever come out with an album since she split from the Pussycat Dolls to strike out on her own? Because if she did, I must have missed it, or it was so bad no one bothered to talk about it. I’m guessing it has to not have come out yet, because even if the album was bad, you can’t help but talk about Nicole Scherzinger, especially when she still looks like a billion bucks and some change. Nicole Scherzinger in Men’s Fitness. Please to enjoy.
9 November 2007
I have yet to see Nicole Scherzinger take a bad picture, and this new spread in the German version of Maxim Magazine is no exception. So how is Nicole doing now that she ditched those dogs from The Pussycat Dolls for some solo effort? I have no idea. I haven’t heard any of her singles, and I can’t stand those songs that mixes hip-hop with regular singing. You know what I’m talking about, that crap that they always do. I can’t stand that. But I digress. What the hell am I talking about music for? We’re talking about Nicole Scherzinger in Maxim here. Let’s get on with the business at hand, shall we?
18 October 2007
I liken my current obsession with former Pussycat Dolls leading lady Nicole Scherzinger (now solo artist Nicole Scherzinger) to last year’s obsession with Stacy Keibler. I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s the tall frame, the long legs, or the hot, sleek body that gets me everytime, but I can’t get enough of Nicole Scherzinger. The latest pictures of Nicole Scherzinger comes courtesy of Blender Magazine, who hosts the statuesque doll on their cover and in their pages in their most recent issue. Go out and grab it now. Trust me, Nicole Scherzinger is worth it. And if not, I think newsstands still sell gum. And you know how good gum is. Yum.
27 September 2007
What’s a Thursday without a completely gratuitous posting of the lovely and oh so sexy Nicole Scherzinger? Not a very good one, that’s for sure. Then again, a day with Nicole Scherzinger is just downright fantastic, so keeping to that completely gibberish last few sentences, here is your daily dose of Nicole Scherzinger fineness. Wait, is fineness a word? Well it is now, dammit, and that’s how we’re going to keep it. FYI: Although she looks like a tall glass of water, according to IMDB.com Nicole is only 5′5″, which is pretty surprising to me. I thought she would be, like, 5′9″ or six feet or something, but 5′5″???? Hmm, I can’t help but feel a little disappointed, but there’s nothing disappointing about these pictures.
10 September 2007
I can’t recall the last time I actually watched MTV’s silly Video Music Awards. Oh sure, I’ve tuned in by accident while channel surfing, but I’ve never actually stayed to watch. Maybe I’m just not “hip” enough to give a frig about who wins what pointless award (seriously, does anyone care who wins the VMA?), or maybe I’m just too smart to lose brain cells to the show. But you know what? If the VMA can promise me more visions of delight, aka Nicole Scherzinger, then I’m going to give tuning in a try. No, really. I’ll tune in, like, for a couple of minutes or something, which is a couple of minutes more than I USUALLY tune in, so you know it has to be special. Yes, Nicole Scherzinger is THAT special to me — in the good kind of “special”, ahem.
17 August 2007
You knew it would happen sooner or later — and now it appears to be sooner. Nicole Scherzinger is going solo. Basically, the only reason why anyone still cares about the Pussycat Dolls (they actually have a TV show auditioning new members, by the way), Nicole Scherzinger going solo is like Justin Timberlake dumping ‘N’Sync for a solo career. That group is effectively D.O.A. Trust me, they can throw as many half-naked girls they want into the group, but without the uber hotness of Nicole Scherzinger fronting them, the Pussycat Dolls are kaput. So in honor of Nicole’s going solo (look out for her album, “Her Name Is Nicole” very soon), here are some fresh promo images of her going out into the world alone.
20 May 2007
I don’t care how many good shows the CW has or adds to their schedule (at the moment, “Supernatural” is the only show worth a damn on that network), but I’ll always think naming their network “The CW” to be overwhelmingly pretentious and trying too hard to be hip. But hey, they were smart enough to bring out Nicole Scherzinger at their recent Upfront event (to promote the “Search for the Pussycat Dolls” show, I’m presuming), so whoever is working behind the scenes can’t be too much of an idiot. Although I still hate that name…
14 May 2007
The Pussycat Dolls’ hottest Pussycat was in Hawaii over the weekend frolicking about on the beach with some dude. (He’s the one with his face in her crotch. Oh, to be some dude…) To absolutely no one’s surprise, Nicole Scherzinger looks as good out of clothes (though technically she’s not naked, which is a real crying shame) as she does barely in them as part of the Pussycat Dolls. I’m still taking bets that this uber babe will be gone from the Dolls very soon to start a solo career. A sun this bright cannot be tempered, as the saying goes. But anyways, what better way to start a Monday than with bikini pictures of Nicole Scherzinger? I love this job. And of course by “job” I mean sitting here in my underwear making up gibberish to fill up a post.
19 April 2007
For the gambler among you (and come on, I know there are plenty of you out there) I’m giving 5-to-1 odds that Nicole Scherzinger will be dumping the Pussycat Dolls the first chance she gets — i.e. as soon as her contract with the band is up. Heck, she might even get adventurous and decide to scram sooner. Would they really sue her in court to keep her in a band she doesn’t want to still be a part of? Of course I’m basing this off three things: 1) that she is locked up in a contract; 2) that she knows full well how famous she really is; and 3) what are the names of the other girls in the Pussycat Dolls again? ‘Nuff said.
16 March 2007
You don’t need me to keep saying it, because chances are, if you’re one of my 6 regulars, you already know that Nicole Scherzinger is insanely sexy. As in, so drop dead sexy that I can’t believe she’s actually a real life, flesh and blood woman. And talented, too. (At least that’s the conclusion I’ve drawn from listening to that “Dont Cha” song. What, does the Pussycat Dolls have more than one song? You don’t say!) What was I saying? Oh, right, Nicole Scherzinger is really sexy, and here are more proof of that. Damn I’m good!
14 July 2009