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Don’t Cha Want to be Hot Like the Pussycat Dolls?

In case you missed it, the Pussycat Dolls are holding auditions via a new Reality TV show called “Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll”, where one lucky girl with a propensity for wearing very little and gyrating needlessly onstage will get the chance to become the next Pussycat Doll. She will be joining everyone’s favorite doll, Nicole Scherzinger, and, um, the rest of them. In case you still don’t know who the Dolls are, here is a rundown of their members via pictures, and you might have heard their #1 song, “Don’t Cha” pretty much on every TV show, commercial, and movie trailer you’ve ever seen in the last two years.

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Nicole Scherzinger at the Grammys

In case you didn’t know, the Grammys was held last night somewhere in Hollywood or thereabouts. Maybe New York, or Chicago, or somewhere “important” and whatnot. But since I didn’t watch it, I don’t know. In any case, the Pussycat Dolls were there, and since the only pussycat we care about is Nicole Scherzinger, here she is arriving at the red carpet. Purple has never looked better.

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Nicole Scherzinger in Complex Magazine

It’s pretty amazing just how hot Pussycat Dolls leader singer Nicole Scherzinger keeps getting every day, with every magazine appearance. Maybe it’s just those insanely tight abs, or that long, lean physique. Whatever she has going on, she has it going on, if you know what I mean. If I was 5 years younger and still addicted to MTV, I would say Nicole Scherzinger is “da bomb”, but since I’m not, and I think MTV is only good for retarding the brain cells, I’ll just say that Nicole is friggin hot.

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Gratuitous Nicole Scherzinger Posting

Yes, kids, it’s that time of the week again when I make a completely gratuitous posting of a really hot babe because I feel like it, and for absolutely no other reason. This date in gratuitous posting is Pussycat Dolls frontwoman Nicole Scherzinger, without whom that all-girl band would look like an all-tranny band. Seriously, folks, how ugly are the rest of the girls in that band? I don’t want to say they’re ugly, but if I was a doctor and saw them performing, I would seek out their parents and slap them in the face for breeding such ugly people. The parents of Nicole Scherzinger excepted, of course.

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Nicole Scherzinger Sells Bench Body

I don’t think there’s any debating it: Nicole Scherzinger is friggin hot. And yes, she is also the only reason anyone bothers with The Pussycat Dolls, half of which look like trannys with bad hair days. Here’s the gorgeous Nicole in some ads for Bench Body. Now I don’t know what Bench Body sells, but if I happen to run across their product, I’ll probably buy — well, no, I won’t buy it, I’ll just remember these ads featuring Nicole and grin like an idiot as people wonder what I’m doing standing there sensually squeezing some Bench Body products. But I’ve said too much…

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Pussycat Dolls Nicole Scherzinger in Ralph Magazine

Everybody pet the pussy — pet the pussy!!! Ahem. The Pussycat Dolls’ lead singer Nicole Scherzinger (aka the only reason anyone pays any attention to the Pussycat Dolls in the first place) shows up in the latest issue of Ralph Magazine looking good. Not just good, but good, as in, daaaaaaaaaaaaamn she looks fine! That kind of good, which is the special kind, in case you didn’t know.

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Nicole Scherzinger has a Hot Pussy…Cat

I’ve finally figured out what is it about the Pussycat Dolls that guys like so much. No, no, it’s not their “singing”, it’s actually Nicole Scherzinger, the all-female pop troupe’s lead singer. You may know Nicole; she was a contestant on the reality singing show “Popstars”, then landed a gig with “Eden’s Crush”. Now she’s fronting the manufactured pop group The Pussycat Dolls, who I’m told sings. And stuff. Here’s Nicole on “Good Morning America” plying her trade, and by “plying” I of course mean looking soooo hot.

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The Pussycat Dolls in Blender Magazine

I think I’ve mentioned before that I’m not all that big a fan of the Pussycat Dolls, but what the hey, many people seem to love them (don’t they even have dolls?), so they can’t be all bad. Then again, many people likes Christina Aguilera, too, and as we all know now, she’s been proven to have been sent from Hell to destroy our mortal worlds. But I digress. Here are the Pussycat Dolls in the latest issue of Blender Magazine.

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The Pussycat Dolls in Esquire Magazine

It’s those barely dressed singing sensations known as the Pussycat Dolls again, this time strutting their stuff for Esquire Magazine. I didn’t even know there were actual members of the band, I thought they just showed up whenever they needed a band member or something. You know, I thought they recruited out of the local strip joint whenever they go to another town. Go figure. But hey, whose complaining? Stripper turned singers are better than singers turned strippers, am I right? At least they’re not phony about it.

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