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Nicollette Sheridan is Still a Bikini Hottie

The only time I’m aware that the TV show Desperate Housewives is even still on the air is when ABC shows promos for it whenever the show is about to start another new season. I would actually try to watch the bloody thing, except I have a penis, and I’m not allowed to watch and enjoy such a show. Having said that, there is one thing about Desperate Housewives that I have no problems enjoying — Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini, proving once again that age ain’t got nothing on this hardbody. Now the pessimist in me says that Nicollette Sheridan has her doctor’s number on speed dial, because how else does a 45-year old woman maintain such a body; but the optimist in me says, “Who gives a shit?” And now, to the main event: Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini. You have GOT to be kidding.

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Nicollette Sheridan is MILF Bikini Goodness

Nicollette Sheridan is forty-four years old, and would be the world’s hottest MILF if she was in fact a mom, which I don’t believe she is. But hey, facts aren’t going to get in the way of me turning this post into a perfect example of how all MILFs should look like, and in one word it’s: Nicollette Sheridan. Really, who knew forty-four year old women were allowed to look this good? Isn’t Nicollette Sheridan supposed to be living in an old, rickety house with her 13 cats by now, and not frolicking on the beach in a two-piece bikini looking, as the kids would say, DA BOMB?

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Nicollette Sheridan Bikini Pictures

Someone needs to tell “Desperate Housewives” star Nicollette Sheridan that she’s 42 going on 43, and legally by California Law, she’s not allowed to look this good. Since she doesn’t have any kids, I guess it would be wrong to label Nicollette Sheridan the ultimate MILF, but what the hey, stating an obvious falsehood has never stopped me before. Here’s Nicollette walking her dogs on the beach in a two-piece bikini. (Lucky dogs…)

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Nicollette Sheridan Gets Desperately Engaged

Nicollette Sheridan is pretty hot, but her dating “singer” (har har) Michael Bolton is not so hot at all. And now here’s news that she’s going to get hitch with the (snicker) singer. Oh, Nicollette, don’t do it! Just don’t do it! Here are some pics of the sexy Ms. Sheridan, soon to be the sexy Mrs. Bolton. Damn you, Bolton!

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