Olga Kurylenko is not what you would call classically beautiful. I mean, hell, I ain’t gonna kick her out of bed or anything if I woke up and she was lying next to me, although it would be kinda creepy to have a girl just, you know, pop up next to you in bed while you were asleep. Granted, I would get over it pretty darn fast (like, in a couple of seconds), but that’s another pointless story for another post. Getting back to Olga Kurylenko. Not what you would call classically beautiful, nope, but the girl’s combination of chutzpah and ability to take her clothes off in pretty much every movie she’s in, for some reason, increases her hotness. I don’t know how that works, but less clothes apparently equals hotness. Go figure.
7 November 2008
Everyone loves the new Bond girl, Olga Kurylenko, right? Well, not really. Some guys called The Communists of St. Petersburg and Leningrad Region have called for the lovely Olga’s head, claiming that she’s a “traitor” for sleeping with Bond, the “American spy” who has “killed hundreds of Soviet people and their allies” in the past. Of course, no one bothered to tell the dudes at the The Communists of St. Petersburg and Leningrad Region that Bond is a British agent, and that he’s, you know, not really, well, real. I.e. They’re just movies, man. Chill. Anyways, we’re not going to stop a bunch of Commies from Russia stop us from enjoying the wonders of Olga Kurylenko, even if she has been overly airbrushed in these German Maxim photos.
5 November 2008
From everything I’ve seen of Olga Kurylenko’s role in the latest Bond movie, “Quantum of Solace”, it doesn’t look like she even goes anywhere near a bed with Bond on it. Which is pretty surprising. Why? Because Olga Kurylenko is Russian, and has never shied away from nudity in her films. She spent half of “Hitman” walking around without a shirt, and although I haven’t seen it yet, I’m betting she spent some time in the movie “Max Payne” taking off her shirt. And of course, there are the magazine shoots. Let’s just say that Olga Kurylenko is not shy about showing it off. Too bad the rack ain’t really all that impressive, but I guess she makes up for it with a nice face and a great body. Here’s Bond’s newest crush in FHM.
7 October 2008
Russian model turned actress Olga Kurylenko is about to blow up — literally and figuratively — when the new James Bond movie shows up in theaters later this year. She’ll be playing the latest Bond girl, a sure-to-be fiery babe name Camille who helps Bond out when he goes after some French guy because what’s scarier than French guys? Why, I used to live next to one who constantly started yapping at me in some weird noise that he kept insisting was French, but you know, I’ve heard French before, and he didn’t sound French at all. In fact, I’m pretty sure he was mumbling some kind of voodoo on me. But I digress. Olga Kurylenko is hot, and here are more of her. And yes, that transition makes perfect sense.
26 March 2008
The new Bond girl Olga Kurylenko is sure getting a lot of mileage out of her current Bond casting. Or maybe it’s just the magazines getting a lot of mileage out of her, since these pictures looks like promos for her movie “Hitman”, which she was seen in wearing the same red dress for much of the movie — until she took them off, that is. Which, in case I didn’t make it clear in previous posts, Olga Kurylenko really has no trouble taking off her clothes at the drop of a hat. Just ask her when you see her, she’ll probably disrobe right there. Mind you, not that we’re complaining, cause, you know, a naked hot girl is at least four times better than a hot girl wearing clothes. Here’s Olga Kurylenko in Maxim.
16 March 2008
Now I don’t know who Bebe is, or what she’s selling, but I’ll tell you this, she sure is picking the right people to slap on her ads. Her latest pitchwoman is Olga Kurylenko, the new Bond girl, a former model who will probably be doing a whole lot less modeling after she blows up in the new Bond movie. But we can probably look forward to seeing more of Olga in magazines, since as girls like Charlize et al have taught us, once a model, always a model. Now if I had to guess, I’m going to say that Bebe is selling clothes. Or purposes. Or hell, she/he/it could be selling radioactive yellow cake for all I know. Nevertheless, here are some Olga Kurylenko Bebe ads.
7 March 2008
What are the chances that new Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko will get naked, or close to it, in the upcoming Bond movie Quantum of Solace? Pretty damn good, I’d have to say, since Olga Kurylenko sure doesn’t mind getting nekkid for the sake of her art, if by “art” you mean “getting nekkid cause she feels like it”. You gotta respect a girl who is so comfortable with her body that she’d toss aside the shirt for a nice tit shot whenever the film calls for it, or even if it doesn’t call for it. Check out her very naked turn in Hitman, and you’re liable to see the same in Quantum of Solace. Or at least, one can only hope. Here’s some Olga Kurylenko bikini goodness to get you ready. Nice, no?
28 January 2008
The guys making the latest Bond movie, Bond 22, aka “Quantum of Solace” (yeah, what a stupid name, I hate it, too) have released pictures of their two latest Bond girls. They’re off Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton. Olga will be playing Bond’s love interest, the “mysterious” Camille, while Gemma will be playing Agent Fields, who I am assuming is a fellow MI6 agent. (Bond works for MI6, in case you don’t know.) I’m waiting for more killer pictures, but right now seeing the two women in the upcoming movie is good enough. Check it out: Quantum of Solace with Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton. (I would have included a picture of Judi Dench, who is also in the movie, but, um, this ain’t the AARP site.)
9 January 2008
We here at the Random Page like to think that we’re “on top” of stuff — now as to what that “stuff” is is open to debate. So when we introduced you to Olga Kurylenko, and told you she was the next big thing, well, we were right, because word is that Olga Kurylenko has just been named the newest Bond girl in the upcoming James Bond movie, Bond 22. She won’t just “be a Bond girl”, too, but instead she’ll be THE Bond girl. That means she gets to sleep with James Bond, shoot bad guys, and gets to run around dodging bullets. On the other hand, if she was just another Bond girl, she’d get to sleep with James Bond and, um, that would be about it. Enjoy some Olga Kurylenko and bathe in the power of the Random Page. We shall rule the world!
1 November 2007
In the new movie Hitman, I can’t be sure if Russian beauty Olga Kurylenko plays a nun or a call girl, or if she’s a call girl masquerading as a nun, or if the nun outfit is part of her “job”, if you know what I mean. Either way, I’m definitely lining up for this movie, considering that the trailers for the flick look pretty darn good, and Olga Kurylenko is just to die for. And oh yeah, I think the movie will rock, too. Here’s what it’s about: “A gun-for-hire known only as Agent 47 (Olyphant) is ensnared in a political conspiracy, which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian military as he treks across Eastern Europe. hired by a group known as “The Agency” to kill targets for cash.” I have no idea where Olga Kurylenko fits into that, but it should be fun to find out.
27 August 2007
You may not know who Olga Kurylenko is now, but make no mistake, as soon as you see the movie “Hitman” when it opens in October, you’ll be running to the Internet to Google her name, because she’s going to make THAT much of an appearance on you. And why shouldn’t she? The Ukrainian bombshell and former model cuts a fine figure (as this appearance in FHM will certainly attest to), and she’s multi-talented, too. She was in a French movie, she will soon be in an American movie, and later she’ll be headlining the movie “Tyranny” as its lead. What I’m trying to say is, keep an eye on this woman, because the little lady is going to go far, and you can say you saw her here first.
27 March 2007
(via Variety) Ukrainian model turned actress Olga Kurylenko has joined the cast of producer Luc Besson’s big screen adaptation of the “Hitman” games, which has already established most of its cast, including leading men Dougray Scott and Timothy Olyphant. Also already in the case are Robert Knepper (”Prison Break”), Ulrich Thomsen (”Festen”) and Michael Offei (”Casino Royale”). Olyphant will play Agent 47, a hitman who ends up being chased himself by Interpol and the Russian military.
16 December 2008