Olivia Munn Goes Bikini in Japan
It must be nice to be the host of a TV show. You get to be on TV, which is always great for picking up chicks at bars (nothing breaks the ice like, “Hey, babe, I’m on TV; wanna go do it in the alley?”), people put make-up on you for you, your clothes are chosen and laid out for you before you even wake up, and food is always ready when you need it. Plus, you get to travel to Japan where you can lounge about the hotel pool in a two-piece bikini. Obviously I’m going to bypass the whole bikini thing; I’m more of a one-piece swimsuit man. Anyways, Olivia Munn, host of G4’s Attack of the Show, was in Japan doing something and was nice enough to snap these bikini pics for her loyal geek fanbase. God bless you, Olivia Munn, always thinking of us even when you’re half a world away…
Olivia Munn is a Dirty, Dirty Girl
How hot it is to listen to a really hot girl talk dirty? Olivia Munn is one such hot girl, and she was talking pretty dirty in this behind-the-scenes clip from her Complex video shoot. Basically it’s just two minutes of Olivia sitting in a chair doing a gag about which male body odor spray will make a girl jump your bones, and if that works, what else would it do? She also throws out some Asian jokes and a couple of f-bombs, so don’t play this while you’re at work, boys, and I know some of you are at work right now. You dirty, dirty little bastards. What are you doing visiting this site while your boss is walking up and down the hallway? Anyhoo. Olivia Munn talks dirty. God, she’s hot.
More Olivia Munn Bikini from Jamaica
So I was watching G4’s Attack of the Show the other day, and a friend of mine came over. He had never seen G4 before (he’s poor; he can’t afford the buck a day it costs to get basic cable, apparently), and was wondering why I was watching such a poorly put together “geek show” that was, truly, trying way too hard to be “hip”. Then, of course, Olivia Munn bounced onto the screen and he immediately understood. I’m not watching G4 for the tech or the faux stab at fanboy hipness, dude, it’s all for Olivia Munn. And recently, Olivia Munn was in Jamaica, and she was kind enough to slip on some bikinis for the camera, and here are more pictures from that.
Olivia Munn in Jamaica aka Bikini Pictures
The alternative title to this post is, “Olivia Munn Still Knows What Boys Like, aka More Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures”, but I thought that was way too long, so settled for the above. In any case, Olivia and the G4 crew were recently in Jamaica (filming, we presume), which meant there were plenty of opportunities for our gal geek to splash about the bountiful beach in a two-piece bikini, looking all bountiful herself and what have you. Here are the bikini pictures she posted on her Myspace page. Lovely, as always. Now THIS is why I tune into G4. It sure as heck ain’t for the geek talk or the skinny dude, that’s for bloody damn sure.
Olivia Munn in Complex Magazine
I’ve actually tried to watch Olivia Munn’s TV show Attack of the Show on the G4 network a number of times, mostly because Olivia Munn is really hot, and seeing her live is kinda really hot, too. But I don’t know, something about that show never caught on to me. I can’t put my finger on it, but I can never watch it for more than a few minutes at a time. In any case, whether you watch the show or not, you gotta admit that Olivia Munn is one of the best things about it. Here she is in the latest issue of Complex magazine, doing what she does best — look hot in a two-piece bikini. ‘eeees nice, yes?
Olivia Munn is … The Lesbionic Woman
You gotta love Olivia Munn. How could you not? She’s a super hot woman who knows what geeks like, and she doesn’t mind giving it to us. Geeks love girls in Slave Princess Leia costumes, so what does she do? That’s right, she dresses up as Slave Princess Leia, gold bikini and all. And of course, what geek, or just men in general, doesn’t love the fact that the new Bionic Woman is pretty hot, but there’s just one thing missing — lesbianism! So check out Olivia Munn in The Lesbionic Woman, a G4 Attack of the Show parody of the NBC sci-fi series. And yes, there is a scene where Olivia Munn makes out with a girl, tongue action and all. Oh Lord, thank you for giving me eyes…
Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures in Men’s Health
In the upcoming July issue of Men’s Health Magazine, G4’s Attack of the Show uber babe Olivia Munn lets you in on the secret when it comes to wooing adventurous woman such as herself. And oh yeah, she’s also in an excellent bikini spread for the magazine, not that that matters because as we all know, I only read Men’s Health for the articles and…stuff. Right, bikini photoshoot. Head over here to see all of it. There are a couple of the bikini pictures below, but if you can’t wait to see all of them, head on over to Men’s Health now. Once the magazine lands, high res scans will hit the net pretty soon, so just hold onto your horses for the good stuff.
Olivia Munn in Slave Princess Leia Gold Bikini Pictures
Jesus H. Christ. Olivia Munn by herself is one fabulous geek babe, but put her in that famous slave Princess Leia gold bikini from “Return of the Jedi” and all of a sudden it’s “launch a million ships in your pants” stuff. These fantasy-inducing pictures comes to you courtesy of G4’s Attack of the Show website here. What’s the occasion? Olivia Munn is at the Star Wars Celebration IV, which I think is some kind of Star Wars convention. I don’t go to conventions, but if I knew Olivia would show up like this — hot damn! What a way to end a Friday and head into the weekend, huh?
Hollywood Babes Love Horror Movies with a “Pulse”
There’s nothing like a good ol fashion remake of a Japanese horror movie to bring out the Hollywood babes. In the movie “Pulse”, ghostly spirits try to make their way back into the land of the living using shadows, the Internet (I knew that Internet was up to no good!), and washing machines. And the only thing that can stop them is red tape over doors and the combined powers of Kirsten Bell and Christina Milian’s washboard abs. I like our chances!
Babes at the Friends of El Faro Party
I don’t know who El Faro is, or how he managed to hook up with so many babes, but the results speak for themselves. Some of the hotties on the red carpet trying to get into the El Faro party included the frecklelicious Olivia Munn, the grinning joker herself Maria Menounos, “Las Vegas” showgirl Molly Sims, and finally, “American Pie’s” Shannon Elizabeth. Will someone please give Shannon Elizabeth a job already?
Olivia Munn at the “Entourage” Season 3 Premiere
The HBO comedy (or so I’m told) “Entourage” returns for a Season 3, and they just had their premiere. I’ve never seen the show (I can’t afford HBO — cry me a river, kiddies) and I don’t care to see the show. So why am I posting this? Because Olivia Munn was at the premiere, and she’s friggin’ hot.