Carol Alt and the Big List of Celebrity Apprentice Candidates
We don’t care all that much for the Apprentice around these parts, and of course by “we” I’m talking about me, because my other personality Bob seems to enjoy it, and forces me to watch. Damn his bad taste in TV shows. In any case, you might have heard that Trump, in a desperate attempt to raise flagging ratings for his show, will be doing a celebrity version of his show The Apprentice. Obviously no one who shows up wants any job, it’s all a publicity stunt for pretty much everyone. Which is just fine with us, because come on, it means we get to see more of Carol Alt, who I’ve always had a crush on ever since she played the object of Howard Stern’s lust in “Private Parts”. Head on below to see the full list of Apprentice celebrity contestants.
The Apprentice’s Omarosa Gets Giant Boobies
Apparently in an effort to hold onto some semblance of fame that her doomed appearance on Donald Trump’s “The Apprentice” provided her, former loser contestant and race-baiting biiiiiyatch Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth has gone under the knife and come out with two gigantic beach balls implanted in her chest. Urm, I mean, breast implants. Now maybe she’s always had these giant knockers, but I don’t think so. Wasn’t she supposed to go into political science and become the next Hilary Clinton or something? Guess that’s on hold…