Leave it to Pamela Anderson to know what boys like, and to give it to them over and over and over again. And what exactly is it about Pam that boys love so much? Well it’s that body. That rack. Those legs. That face has seen better days, but the rest of her is still pretty A-list stuff. Basically, seeing Pam in very little clothes will just about do it, which is what Pam gave when she showed up at the German TV show “Welcome to the Carmen Show”, which I’m guessing is hosted by some chick name Carmen, who isn’t nearly as hot as Pam Anderson. But then again, who is? Pam. Sans bottom half of her clothes. Below. Me likey.
22 January 2008
I can’t decide if Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson teaming up to play dumb blondes in the comedy “Blonde and Blonder” means they’ve given up the serious acting thing and are now completely embracing their blondeness, or if this is shrewdness on their part — playing type in an attempt to play against type? Uh, I’m confused. Here’s what the movie is about: “Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.” Yeah, and they’re both really blondes, with huge racks. (Well, Anderson’s rack is still huge, but Richards seems to have gotten smaller?) What more could you ask for? Hopefully some raunchy comedy slash nudity would be nice. Check out a pic from the movie below.
28 September 2007
Hugh Hefner, being the dirty old man that he is, doesn’t think it was enough that he had Pamela Anderson on his magazine like, a billion times, and that he had Denise Richards on his magazine, like, a couple of times — look, I’m just not good at math, let’s just say they HAVE been in Playboy before. But now Hugh wants not one, but both women to be on the magazine at the same time, sharing a spread and, ahem, one can only hope other things as well. And he’s willing to pony up $1 million dollars for the privilege of shooting two hot girls rubbing up against each other. Oh my! And according to this, the two women are actually considering it! Wow, if this actually came true, I might actually buy the magazine again instead of stealing my dad’s copy. Dad likes’em naked.
6 September 2007
Is British glamour model and occasional Hollywood stuntwoman Thekla Roth the next Pamela Anderson? Maybe, but she won’t be playing the same character that made Pamela Anderson an international superstar on the TV show in the movie version. Instead, Roth will be playing a “bad girl” in the movie, at least according to The Sun Online, which says of the former tomboy turned British bombshell: “But sadly for any fellas who are already conjuring up mental pictures of Thekla in the famous red swimsuit, she won’t get to wear it. She explains: ‘I play a gang leader in it. I always get those roles for some reason – I’m forever playing the bad girl.’” Oh well, close enough. Even bad girl gang leaders take their tops off, right?
5 September 2007
You gotta hand it to Pamela Anderson — she’s forty years old and she still looks better than most girls younger than her. I’d say she could give 95% of the girls younger than her a run for their money, if not downright destroy them with her surgically enhanced chest and tight body. Compare her to Britney Spears, who at 26 is already looking like 46, and Angelina Jolie, who at 32 has the hands of the kind of old ladies kids run across the street to avoid walking too close to their house. Having said that, what better way to celebrate the day than with some Pamela Anderson bikini picture madness. Pamela Anderson + bikinig + at the beach = I’m lovin’ life.
7 June 2007
You gotta admire Pamela Anderson for a lot of reasons, that righteous body and huge gazongas not withstanding. (Okay, so maybe they’re a part of it, but beyond those things…) She’s one smart woman. I mean, brilliantly creative when it comes to branding herself. She knows she’s not a great actress, and she knows that most people think all she has going for her is her body, so what does she do? She spins it into “VIP”, which was a tongue-in-cheek as you can get. Now she’s hosting a magic show in Vegas in honor of illusionist Hans Klok — while wearing a one-piece swimsuit! I mean, come on, the girl knows what she’s got and how to make it work, you gotta give her that.
23 May 2007
“Pamela Anderson Takes her Cans to Cannes”. Get it? Oh ho. You know I’ve waiting to make that post headline ever since the Cannes Film Festival got kicking over there at Gaulle country. I tell you kids, if I had an actual job, I wouldn’t be able to sit here in my undies making this kind of lame pun. Oh yeah, here’s Pamela Anderson arriving for the Cannes Film Festival and signing autographs on the way. Awwwww. She’s so nice. I don’t know what Pamela will be promoting over there, but I’m sure she’ll find something. Did someone say, “Bikini on the beach”?
15 April 2007
Well, it didn’t take long for Pamela Anderson to hook up with ex-Tommy Lee again after divorcing Kid Rock, did it? Then again, it probably doesn’t take Pamela Anderson a whole lot to do anything, much less find a replacement man. Despite hitting the big 4-0, Pam is still looking pretty good. Mind you, not as good as the Big 4-0, but not bad. Sure, that tummy is a little more pronounced now, and those big hooters are starting to look a little silly on an aging woman, but still… Um, where was I? Oh right. Pamela Anderson in a bikini on the beach. Enjoy.
8 January 2007
I don’t know if you’ve heard, guys, but Pamela Anderson is single again, having divorced from Kid “Not so Much” Rock. No, really. Entertainment Tonight ran a whole story on it a few months back. Or was it a few weeks back? No matter. The Ultimate Plastic Barbie Doll is single and ready to mingle, so that means all of you kids need to get your resumes together and get in line. Here are some reasons to take a shot at the brass ring (as well-worn as the brass ring may be, ahem).
28 November 2006
From the Big Book of “No Sh*t, Einstein, tell me something I didn’t already know was gonna happen over four months ago”, here’s news that Pamela Anderson and Detroit rocker Kid Rock has divorced. This, after their epic “four weddings for the sake of it” whirlwind of a wedding waaaaaay back — which, in Hollywood parlance, means a few months ago. An “eternity”, of course, is a few weeks ago. Anyways, who cares, here are some hot pictures of Pamela Anderson, who is now back on the market. Call me, Pam! I just got a new ten speed bike, baby!
1 August 2006
So Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock went and got themselves hitched on a yacht in St. Tropez (the first of four planned marriage ceremonies, apparently) before hopping onto the beach to paaaaar-tay. And being the classy kids they are, Kid Rock attended the nuptials without his shirt, exposing his buddha belly, and Pam was wearing a white bikini to show off her, ahem, huge assets. Oh, you crazy kids. What’s next, a divorce in one year? Oops, hope I didn’t jinx them.
30 July 2006
I mean, at her new poker site PamelaPoker.com, of course. What did you think I meant? What a dirty mind! But I digress. So what the heck is PamelaPoker? It’s actually a part of poker legend Doyle Brunson’s Poker Network. So what can you do with Pamela at PamelaPoker.com? Well I’m guessing play poker. With yourself or with your fellow Pam lovers or maybe with Pam herself. I hear Kid Rock doesn’t always have time to play with Pam…
19 July 2006
You kinda figured Pamela Anderson, with her fake gigantic boobs and equally fake swollen lips, would somehow end up in a trailer park sooner or later. I mean, she looks the part, and now she’s going to follow up on it by marrying the White Trashiest rock star of them all, Kid “Detroit is Heaven, Even if it is a Steaming Pile of Sh*t of a City” Rock. I really have nothing else to say on this matter, except, in service of the happy couple’s impending nuptials and inevitable divorce proceedings, here’s Pamela Anderson still on the beach in a black bikini. I’ve cropped out pictures of the son because, frankly, when you’re ogling a hot woman with giant boobs, you don’t wanna be thinking that her son is sitting nearby because, well, that’s just so wrong in so many ways.
9 July 2006
The parade of hot celebrities in bikinis vacationing continues with another look at former starlet turned, er, I dunno know, what does Pamela Anderson qualify as nowadays? Well, having failed to come up with a proper description for the former “Baywatch” babe, here are some pictures of her vacationing on a yacht with her young’uns. And since I’m sure you don’t care what her kids look like, here’s just mom checking herself out in a two-piece bikini. No signs of Kid Rock, curiously…
3 July 2006
Former “Baywatch” and “VIP” actress (hee hee) Pamela Anderson divides her time protesting and stripping naked in the name of PETA and vacationing on yachts at places like St. Tropez while wearing two-piece bikinis. Personally I prefer the latter. I mean, protesting for animals is nice and junk, but come on, a weekend in St. Tropez with Pamela Anderson’s funbags? Oh hell yeah! And yes, I am assuming you will buy that I know where S. Tropez is located. Just play along. By the way, what do you think Pam is peeking at in a couple of those photos? Shouldn’t she know what she has “down there”? Then again, considering Pam’s history, maybe it’s smart to check if anything’s growing down there every now and then…
31 May 2006
Being nostalgic for the olden days, here’s an old spread by Pamela Anderson for a 2001 issue of Stuff Magazine. Rollerskating Pam is right up there with No-Clothes Pam, although from time to time I prefer No-Talking Pam, or am I confusing No-Talking Pam with Baywatch-Swimsuit-Wearing Pam? Same difference. And I guess now that Pam is getting up there in years (she turns 40 next year!), I guess calling this an “oldie but goodie” would fit.
11 February 2006
It’s Pamela Anderson’s turn to get the Tom Ford treatment. Not bad, but curiously not all that…sexy?
22 January 2006
Hey look kids, it’s Pamela Anderson and she’s come out of retirement to pose for FHM magazine cause gosh that’s just what a swell gal she is! Or at least I think she’s been in retirement, since I haven’t seen her anywhere since her show “VIP” went off the air. Is she still dating Kid Rock, by the way? Um, nevermind. The less I think about that, the better. Brr. Just the thought of someone having to kiss Kid Rock gives me the shivers. And STD. I’m pretty sure I just got STD from thinking about it a second ago…
20 January 2006
Pamela Anderson in Jane. The magazine, I mean. I didn’t mean to imply Pamela was into girls. Or I suppose it could be a guy named Jane, but then why would Pamela be “in” him? Okay, now this is just getting weird. Here’s Pam in Jane. Magazine. Ahem. Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervs.
26 November 2005
Super hottie Pamela Anderson has some big, er, talents, but that’s one fine figure she’s cutting right here. Hotchie matchie!

18 March 2008