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Mondays with Pania Rose Laying Down on the Job

6 July 2009

What other job in human history would let you lay down on your back, tilt your head back, and make buttloads of money? Okay, so there’s one OTHER job that does that, but it probably doesn’t pay nearly as well as supermodeling. Plus, there are no pimps to worry about, unless you consider agents to be pimps, which, I guess when you think about it, they sorta are. Huh. Anyways, definitely less bruises and KY jelly involved, though, I’m sure of that. Here’s starting your Monday with Pania Rose laying down on the job. She can lay down in my basement anyday. I have a couch and everything.

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Pania Rose Bikini Madness

30 September 2008

In some universes, there is such a thing as too many pictures of hot girls in two-piece bikinis. We call them the Totally Retarded Universes. Or as my nephew puts it, TRU. That’s my nephew for ya. People find ways to come up with long-winded titles for things, and the kid just puts the kibosh on the whole thing with the most succinct response. Kid is a genius, I’m telling you. Now if only he would stop eating grass. Where was I? Oh right. In this universe, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with a hot women in a bikini. In fact, here’s model Pania Rose to prove my point. See? Who says I don’t back up my assumptions with proof? Hah! Showed you, didn’t I?

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Pania Rose

11 May 2007

A rose by any other rose is not Pania Rose, our Random Supermodel of the Day in her two-piece bikini best. A native of Perth, Australia, Pania has appeared in Sports Illustrated and walked the fashion runways for Lloyd Klein, Geova, Rebecca Taylor, and Jeremy Scott, and if you know who those four guys/girls/whatever are, then you are wasting your time reading this posting. She stands 5′11″ and fills out a bikini (and the occasional lingerie) like no one’s business. Well, except ours, of course, but that goes without saying, doesn’t it?

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