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Paz Vega in FHM

Like most Spanish actresses, Paz Vega is no stranger to nudity. She’s looking smoking hot in this spread for the Spanish version of FHM, but if you’re into a Paz Vega fix, I would take a look at her Spanish movies. In America, a well-known actress taking her clothes off in a movie is a cause for controversy; in Europe, it’s another day on the movie set. God bless the Europeans. They don’t do a whole lot of things right, but they sure know how to convince their hot actresses to take off their clothes. Here’s Paz Vega, who is still trying to conquer Hollywood the last time I checked, in FHM giving the boys what they want. Man, that’s one pretty face.

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The Girls of The Spirit Movie

I had no idea being a masked superhero was this good on the libido! Of course, not everyone can be the Spirit, Will Eisner’s comic book avenger who prowls the streets of — well, whatever city the Spirit prowls and beats bad guys in. Anyways, the movie version is coming out, and it’s being directed by Frank Miller, who has stuffed the flick full of hot girls for The Spirit to love’em and leave’em. How hot are we talking about? How about Eva Mendes, Sarah Paulson, Scarlett Johansson, Paz Vega, Jaime King, and Stana Katic. All the girls as their characters below. Now tell me you still don’t want to see this thing. (Okay, even if you don’t see it, at least get the DVD just to support comic book movies with hot chicks.)

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Holy God Paz Vega is Hot

Here’s a public service announcement just in case you are one of the dumbasses who haven’t realized that Spanish actress Paz Vega is really, really hot: “Paz Vega is really, really hot.” Got that? Okay, now go to your parent’s room, take some money out of your mom’s purse, and send them to me. Yes, don’t worry, she’ll never know. It’ll just be between you and I, and I promise I won’t tell anyone. Well, okay, I won’t tell anyone as long as you do as I say, so hurry up, my basement is getting cold. Wait, where was I? Oh right, Paz Vega is really, really hot. See for yourself if you don’t believe me.

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Spanish Fly: Paz Vega

Penelope Who? Most Americans still have no idea who Paz Vega is (her turn as a sexy housekeeper in the box office flop “Spanglish” certainly didn’t help — Adam Sandler in a movie that isn’t making fun of his tardo ways? Say it ain’t so!), but everyone else does. Paz has hit it big in Spain and Europe, with a ton of movies under her belt. If she wanted to break through Hollywood, I’m sure she could; after all, I still don’t understand anything Penelope Cruz says, and she’s pretty famous here. sort of. In any case, Paz Vega is really hot. Check out some of her older Spanish titles. She’s not very, shall we say, inhibited in them.

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A Paz Vega Picture Moment

So who is Paz Vega? Nice of you to ask. She’s a popular Spanish actress known for taking off her clothes in her movies. Okay, she’s also a pretty good actress. I think. It’s not like I watch any of her movies with the sound turned off, since I don’t speak Spanish. Well I do, but you probably wouldn’t understand anyway. I’m complicated like that. Anyhoo. It’s a good thing she’s got a smoking hot body and a face to match, otherwise we’d be looking at a Kathy Bates situation here. Thank you, Spain, for Paz! Here she is, kids, feel free to drool.

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