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Petra Nemcova Decides to Go for a Dip

You know, I tried to come up with some context for these pictures of Petra Nemcova in the ocean taking a dip while wearing a dress. I mean, yeah, I tried, but I kinda gave up about halfway through the first time trying. I mean, life’s too short, right? Anyways, as if you needed context with your pictures of hot women doing weird things like taking a dip in a dress. Here’s Petra Nemcova to brighten up your day with some wetness.

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Weekend Holdover: Petra Nemcova in Lingerie

The weekend is such a hassle, right? I mean, all that sun and free time, and what are you supposed to do with it all? You know what I think? It’s too much. Overkill, if you will. So how do you survive the weekend until Monday, when we’ll be putting out new posts? Why, here’s a little sumthin’ sumthin’ to hold you boys over. A little dash of Petra Nemcova never heard no one. She’s a model, you know. A supermodel, as I hear it. She also dates lots of famous people, musicians, and what have you. Which basically rules out Petra Nemcova dating any one of us, being that we don’t have a job and still live at home with our parents, but ONLY because we’re still looking for that perfect bachelor’s pad. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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Another Reason to Hate Sean Penn: Petra Nemcova

There are plenty of reasons not to like Sean Penn. He’s a bit of a doofus (but apparently doesn’t know it), and has the intelligence of a prairie mouse (read any of his writings or interviews, it’s obvious), and once, on the eve of the U.S. War on Iraq, he flew to Iraq to pal around with Saddam Hussein on an “investigative” jaunt. Want another reason to hate Sean Penn? Rumor is, the 47-year old douche bag is now dating 28-year old Czech supermodel Petra Nemcova (below). The duo have been out and about at charity events and red carpets, and it’s probably a sure bet he’s putting it to that fine, fine body every night. Now tell me how this makes sense. Life blows.

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Petra Nemcova in Maxim

It’s always odd to see supermodels in men’s magazines like Maxim, Stuff, etc, because let’s face it, these girls spend most of their time half-naked anyway, so is there really anything extra to seeing them, um, more dressed than usual in the pages of Maxim? Not really, but you know what, I’m not going to complain too much, especially when Petra Nemcova is involved. Heck, I’m not even going to complain because these pictures of Petra Nemcova in the latest issue of Maxim is kind of weak, in the sense that the girl is almost TOO covered up — eh, please to enjoy.

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Thursday is Petra Nemcova Day

Oh who are we kidding. Any day is a good day to be called Petra Nemcova Day. Or, to be more exact, Petra Nemcova Barely Has Any Clothes On Day. Which, I’m sure you’ll all agree, is like a million times better than Britney Spears Goes Bald Day, or the always unpopular, Lindsay Lohan Pretends to Stab Another Chick Day. Although those days do have their charms, I gotta admit, especially the Lilo one. What is the deal with that girl again? But I digress. Here’s Petra Nemcova to brighten up our Thursday. She’s so fine I gotta wear shades, but first I gotta borrow them from my neighbor, so if you’ll excuse me…

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Petra Nemcova Does Reality TV

Not content to just be known as a really hot supermodel who also dates guys who sings sappy love songs, Czech’s greatest contribution to modern man, Petra Nemcova has joined the Reality TV bandwagon. The show will be called “The Petra Nemcova Project” (gee, wonder how they came up with that name), an International model competition for the TLC cable channel. It’s basically like Tyra Banks’ “America’s Next Top Model”, except Petra is hot and Tyra is way too bald for a supermodel. Let’s just hope whoever wins the Petra Nemcova Project is good looking enough to clean the host’s boots. One can only hope.

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All I Want for Christmas is Petra Nemcova in Lingerie

And look, it’s supermodel Petra Nemcova in lingerie! (Man, I should have wished for world peace or something. Or at the very least, a threesome with Petra and Jessica Biel, but oh well, live and learn I always say.) Which, in case you were wondering, is Petra Nemcova “dressed up”, as the young lady is known for her willingness to go in her birthday suit at the drop of a hat, one of many things about the lady that has made her so popular with fanboys around the Internet.

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James Blunt is an Idiot; Petra Nemcova Needs to Call Me

Now I don’t know if this is true or not, but even if it’s close to being true, James Blunt is still a friggin idiot. According to this article, the “gets way more tail than he should” singer has been partying with some dames who are not his supermodel/hot-as-hell girlfriend Petra Nemcova. Word is, the Czech babe didn’t hear about the jerk’s partying ways until later, after which she dumped him. Good for you! Now here’s my number — call me, Petra! By the way, did I mention that James Blunt is a friggin idiot?

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Petra Nemcova is Feeling Breezy Part 2

I’m starting to think that supermodel Petra Nemcova just has really good friends who are clothes designer wannabes who she can’t say No to when they ask if she’ll wear their designs to a party or somesuch. Here’s the lovely Miss Petra wearing yet another clothing disaster somewhere. Dear God, someone this hot shouldn’t be allowed to wear something this atrocious. Where’s James Blunt when you need him?

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Petra Nemcova is Feeling Breezy

The sight of supermodels wearing kooky clothes is nothing new — on the runway. Seeing them out and about wearing something kooky on purpose — now that’s just, er, stupid. Here’s supermodel Petra Nemcova in a get-up that’s designed to turn heads. Feeling a little breezy in there, Petra? I especially like the side view. Oh my.

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