Who doesn’t know the name Nicole Scherzinger? Okay, so maybe not everyone knows who Nicole is, but most people do. Or at least, they know her more than they know all the other girls in the Pussycat Doll. We’re guilty of that, too. After all, when you got Nicole, it’s hard to focus on anyone else in the group. Looks like we were just lazy, because Ashley Roberts, another member of the all-girl band, is definitely worth noticing. Check out some pics of the hot blonde, and maybe you’ll pay more attention to someone other than Nicole the next time you see the Dolls in action.
1 April 2009
Okay, I have to admit, anything with Nicole Scherzinger is fine by me. The girl could be painting her toe nails and I might consider paying to watch it. Okay, maybe not, but maybe I will. I’m not saying either way. You just gotta offer me the opportunity and then I’ll decide. Anyways, Nicole and the Pussycat Dolls (which is to say, Nicole) has done a new version of the song “Jai Ho” from “Slumdog Millionaire”. It’s basically the same instruments as far as I can tell, but with Nicole and the girls and in English. I dunno, sexy, but I sorta like the original better. Maybe it’s because I couldn’t understand a thing it was saying that made it so good.
5 October 2008
Let’s face it, when the name of your band is The Pussycat Dolls, showing up on the cover of a magazine (or on stage, for that matter) in your underwear is pretty much the order of the day. What would be stunning is if the Pussycat Dolls turned up onstage wearing suits. Now that would totally freak everyone else. In any case, here’s the Pussycat Dolls doing what they do best — i.e. prance around in their undies — in Blender magazine. See, there’s Nicole Scherzinger, the lead singer, and that one, the other one, the other girl who isn’t Nicole, and finally, that last Pussycat Doll girl who also isn’t Nicole.
7 April 2008
I don’t know who manages the Pussycat Dolls, or do their public relations for them, but damn are they doing good work over there. They’ve gotten some pretty hot women to slip on the bustier and net stockings and strut around the stage for free. (These celebrities don’t get paid for these one-time gigs, do they?) The latest hottie to show up in bustier and stockings is former Las Vegas star Vanessa Marcil, who is already sexy, but take away a shirt and pants, and it’s looking pretty hot in here, as the song goes. Check out Vanessa Marcil as a Pussycat Doll. Plus, Nicole Scherzinger is in there, too.
11 March 2008
Okay, so maybe she’s not in Iraq dodging mortar fire, but Nicole Scherzinger still put herself in danger by visiting the troops in Kuwait and performing as part of the Operation Myspace live tour. Okay, okay, so maybe “in danger” is a tad overblown, but how about, er, “looking sexy in an arid environment?” Because lest my college education is misinformed, I’m pretty sure Kuwait is hot and desert-y and whatnot. But hey, whatever, right? Here’s Nicole Scherzinger on stage doing her best to keep the troops entertained. Shake a little booty, purse a little lip, and grind a couple of girl dancers, and it’s time to kill some scumbag terrorists. (And oh yeah, the Pussycat Dolls were there, too.)
16 June 2007
Shannon Elizabeth hasn’t had much of a movie career since wowing men everywhere with her turn as Russian exchange student Nadia on “American Pie”, so maybe appearing with the Pussycat Dolls will help. But probably not. In any case, it certainly can’t hurt. I don’t know if Shannon Elizabeth can sing or dance, but she can look pretty damn good in very little clothes, and really, isn’t that the whole point of the Pussycat Dolls?
20 May 2007
I don’t care how many good shows the CW has or adds to their schedule (at the moment, “Supernatural” is the only show worth a damn on that network), but I’ll always think naming their network “The CW” to be overwhelmingly pretentious and trying too hard to be hip. But hey, they were smart enough to bring out Nicole Scherzinger at their recent Upfront event (to promote the “Search for the Pussycat Dolls” show, I’m presuming), so whoever is working behind the scenes can’t be too much of an idiot. Although I still hate that name…
14 May 2007
The Pussycat Dolls’ hottest Pussycat was in Hawaii over the weekend frolicking about on the beach with some dude. (He’s the one with his face in her crotch. Oh, to be some dude…) To absolutely no one’s surprise, Nicole Scherzinger looks as good out of clothes (though technically she’s not naked, which is a real crying shame) as she does barely in them as part of the Pussycat Dolls. I’m still taking bets that this uber babe will be gone from the Dolls very soon to start a solo career. A sun this bright cannot be tempered, as the saying goes. But anyways, what better way to start a Monday than with bikini pictures of Nicole Scherzinger? I love this job. And of course by “job” I mean sitting here in my underwear making up gibberish to fill up a post.
25 April 2007
In case you missed it (or actually, in case you’re one of the 10 people who actually watches the show and cares who wins), the winner of “Search for the Next Pussycat Dolls” is Asia Nitollano, who outlasted the two other Doll-wannabe finalists, Melissa Smith and Chelsea Korka. So who exactly is this newest Pussycat Doll? She hails from Mt. Vernon, New York, and was born on Valentine’s Day. Although only 18, Asia is already a single mother. She also used to be a dancer for the New York Knicks, and her favorites include vanilla milkshake, chicken fingers, hamburgers and French fries, and going by the single mother status at 17, she likes them boys. What exactly did they mean when they said the Pussycat Dolls are all about female empowerment again?
19 April 2007
For the gambler among you (and come on, I know there are plenty of you out there) I’m giving 5-to-1 odds that Nicole Scherzinger will be dumping the Pussycat Dolls the first chance she gets — i.e. as soon as her contract with the band is up. Heck, she might even get adventurous and decide to scram sooner. Would they really sue her in court to keep her in a band she doesn’t want to still be a part of? Of course I’m basing this off three things: 1) that she is locked up in a contract; 2) that she knows full well how famous she really is; and 3) what are the names of the other girls in the Pussycat Dolls again? ‘Nuff said.
16 April 2007
Quite possibly one of the dumbest show on TV right now is the Reality competition show “The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll”, which is not only pretty self-explanatory, but is also incredibly stupid. As in, if you watch more than one episode of this thing, you’re liable to lose at least 30 IQ points. And even if you were to catch a glimpse of a few minutes, total, it would still cost you 1 or 2 IQ points, give or take. If the Pussycat Dolls (or to be more precise, whoever pulls the strings in the background) wnat to put their group over the top, they’ll fly across the pond and grab Gemma Atkinson, who looks ravishing in this Pussycat Doll photoshoot. Or at the very least, she can replace the manly looking one.
16 March 2007
You don’t need me to keep saying it, because chances are, if you’re one of my 6 regulars, you already know that Nicole Scherzinger is insanely sexy. As in, so drop dead sexy that I can’t believe she’s actually a real life, flesh and blood woman. And talented, too. (At least that’s the conclusion I’ve drawn from listening to that “Dont Cha” song. What, does the Pussycat Dolls have more than one song? You don’t say!) What was I saying? Oh, right, Nicole Scherzinger is really sexy, and here are more proof of that. Damn I’m good!
7 March 2007
In case you missed it, the Pussycat Dolls are holding auditions via a new Reality TV show called “Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll”, where one lucky girl with a propensity for wearing very little and gyrating needlessly onstage will get the chance to become the next Pussycat Doll. She will be joining everyone’s favorite doll, Nicole Scherzinger, and, um, the rest of them. In case you still don’t know who the Dolls are, here is a rundown of their members via pictures, and you might have heard their #1 song, “Don’t Cha” pretty much on every TV show, commercial, and movie trailer you’ve ever seen in the last two years.
15 November 2006
Yes, kids, it’s that time of the week again when I make a completely gratuitous posting of a really hot babe because I feel like it, and for absolutely no other reason. This date in gratuitous posting is Pussycat Dolls frontwoman Nicole Scherzinger, without whom that all-girl band would look like an all-tranny band. Seriously, folks, how ugly are the rest of the girls in that band? I don’t want to say they’re ugly, but if I was a doctor and saw them performing, I would seek out their parents and slap them in the face for breeding such ugly people. The parents of Nicole Scherzinger excepted, of course.
14 September 2006
I don’t think there’s any debating it: Nicole Scherzinger is friggin hot. And yes, she is also the only reason anyone bothers with The Pussycat Dolls, half of which look like trannys with bad hair days. Here’s the gorgeous Nicole in some ads for Bench Body. Now I don’t know what Bench Body sells, but if I happen to run across their product, I’ll probably buy — well, no, I won’t buy it, I’ll just remember these ads featuring Nicole and grin like an idiot as people wonder what I’m doing standing there sensually squeezing some Bench Body products. But I’ve said too much…
3 August 2006
Everybody pet the pussy — pet the pussy!!! Ahem. The Pussycat Dolls’ lead singer Nicole Scherzinger (aka the only reason anyone pays any attention to the Pussycat Dolls in the first place) shows up in the latest issue of Ralph Magazine looking good. Not just good, but good, as in, daaaaaaaaaaaaamn she looks fine! That kind of good, which is the special kind, in case you didn’t know.
30 June 2006
I’ve finally figured out what is it about the Pussycat Dolls that guys like so much. No, no, it’s not their “singing”, it’s actually Nicole Scherzinger, the all-female pop troupe’s lead singer. You may know Nicole; she was a contestant on the reality singing show “Popstars”, then landed a gig with “Eden’s Crush”. Now she’s fronting the manufactured pop group The Pussycat Dolls, who I’m told sings. And stuff. Here’s Nicole on “Good Morning America” plying her trade, and by “plying” I of course mean looking soooo hot.
14 June 2006
I think I’ve mentioned before that I’m not all that big a fan of the Pussycat Dolls, but what the hey, many people seem to love them (don’t they even have dolls?), so they can’t be all bad. Then again, many people likes Christina Aguilera, too, and as we all know now, she’s been proven to have been sent from Hell to destroy our mortal worlds. But I digress. Here are the Pussycat Dolls in the latest issue of Blender Magazine.
11 June 2006
For the life of me, I can’t see what makes the Pussycat Dolls so appealing that hot famous people keep wanting to be a part of it. Scarlett Johansson did it, Pam Anderson did it, and now Denise Richards has gone and done it, and she looks, er, kinda wacky. And by “wacky” I of course mean Charlie Sheen probably did the right thing by running away from her when he could, cause the girl don’t look too good. Anyways, here’s Denise dressed as a Pussycat Dolls.
12 April 2006
It’s those barely dressed singing sensations known as the Pussycat Dolls again, this time strutting their stuff for Esquire Magazine. I didn’t even know there were actual members of the band, I thought they just showed up whenever they needed a band member or something. You know, I thought they recruited out of the local strip joint whenever they go to another town. Go figure. But hey, whose complaining? Stripper turned singers are better than singers turned strippers, am I right? At least they’re not phony about it.
20 August 2009