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Rachel Bilson Flaunts her Stuff

Check out Rachel Bilson. You remember Rachel Bilson, don’t you? For a while there I think everyone expected her to be the break-out star of “The OC”, but that hasn’t really happened. Her biggest role that I can recall was “Jumper”, and I don’t know if she’s done anything noteworthy sense. That is, aside from appearing in Flaunt magazine looking all good and what have you. This is pretty noteworthy, if only in my mind. And really, isn’t that what counts? Check out Rachel Bilson flaunting her stuff. And yes, those are mighty fine stuff, indeed.

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Rachel Bilson Pitches Men’s Tents by Pitching Bongo

Now I don’t know if Bongo sells anything other than jeans, and I don’t know why they decided to call their jeans line Bongo, but if Rachel Bilson and her soulful, dark glance is shilling for it, then it has to be a pretty great product. (Just go along with it. Gotta justify these posts somehow, right?) And yes, if you were wondering, the addition of those nerdy, librarian glasses just makes Rachel Bilson look at least ten times better, which is quite a feat, considering the girl already looks pretty damn good sans glasses. But add the Tina Fey nerdy hot look, and we got ourselves a winner here, kids. Rachel Bilson pitches men’s tents by pitching Bongo jeans after the jump (as the kids these days say on their fancy websites.)

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Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures in GQ

I can’t decide if Rachel Bilson is really sexy in her little itty bitty bikini in this latest spread for GQ Magazine, or if I’m a tad disturbed that she’s a little itty bitty tiny person. How tall is Rachel Bilson, anyway, 3-feet-and-change? Eh, who cares, she still looks pretty darn good in a two-piece bikini. Catch Rachel Bilson post “The OC” in the movie “Jumper” with that guy from the “Star Wars” prequels. The movie actually looks pretty good, and hopefully it’ll be a hit so we can see more of Rachel Bilson on the big screen.

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Rachel Bilson Joins Chuck

Speaking of Rachel Bilson (wait, or was that speaking of Chuck the TV show? Oh well, same difference), the latest addition to the cast is Rachel Bilson. The former OC star will play a love interest for the main character Chuck, and will form a love triangle between Chuck and his CIA protector played by the Aussie babe Yvonne Strzechowski. Basically, a nerdy IT guy now has two hot chicks after him. Now you KNOW it just has to be fiction! Now if I had Rachel and Yvonne to choose from, who would I choose? Let’s see. Rachel is cute and bubbly, but Yvonne is just drop dead sexy. Who to choose? Hmm, why choose at all? I can pull a “sitcom-esque” situation and date both at the same time! Yeah, that’s the ticket…

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“The OC” Gets Cancelled; Hot Chicks Out of Work

FOX has decided to cancel “The OC”, making its current season, its fourth, also its last. What does that mean to OC fans? Well for one you’re all S.O.L. But what does it mean for fans of all the hot chicks that populate the show? Disaster! Rachel Bilson, Kelly Rowan, and Autumn Reeser will be sorely missed when they leave the airwaves. And did I mention Rachel Bilson and Autumn Reeser? I did? Oh, okay. Anways, remember the good ol days when FOX was constantly doing PR work for “The OC” as the “hottest show on TV” and whatnot? Oh, those were the days…

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NBC Greenlights The Bionic Woman

The Hollywood Reporter reports that NBC has green light a new series based on “The Bionic Woman” from the ’70s. As you’ll recall, “Woman” was a female take on the successful “The Six-Million Dollar Man” starring Lee Majors as a guy who is equipped by cybernetic parts that when he runs, he makes a really loud chonk-chonk-chonk-chonk sound while appearing to move in slow-motion to us normal humans. No, really. The original “Bionic Woman” starred Lindsay Wagner.

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Rachel Bilson Jumps on Jumper Trilogy

Not satisfied with just making boys drool on Fox’s “The OC”, TV babe Rachel Bilson will be making the jump into the upcoming “Jumper” trilogy, the science fiction series based on the novels by Steven Gould about a young man who can instantaneously teleport anywhere in the world, a power that he uses for good by joining a covert Government organization. The film co-stars Jamie Bell and Samuel L. Jackson. The franchise, conceived as a trilogy (what isn’t nowadays?) is already shooting in Toronto under director Doug Liman (“Mr. and Mrs. Smith”). The original novels was about a 17-year old, but considering that the “jumper” will be played by Hayden Christensen, I’m guessing they have “aged” the characters for cinematic consumption. (source)

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Proof of Rachel Bilson’s Hotness — Ugly Pajamas!

Now I’m just assuming Rachel Bilson was on the set of a movie, or shooting a TV show, or even shooting “The OC” when these pictures were snapped, but I’ll be damn if she still looks pretty darn cute in them, ugly ass pajamas and all. Are you kidding me? When people see me in my night clothes they scream and run away; you see Rachel Bilson and you want to run over and hug her for being so gosh darn hot even in fugly clothes.

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Rachel Bilson is Wonder Woman?

It would appear that the Internet and elsewhere are all abuzz about “The OC’s” reigning hottie Rachel Bilson having been cast (unconfirmed and unannounced by the studio, of course) to play the big-screen version of Wonder Woman. The comic book movie is currently being penned and will be directed by fanboy fave Joss Whedon (“Serenity”, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), and no word from The Powers That Be if this is indeed the case or simply a case of Bilson’s PR people working hard for their money. Anyhoo, we think Rachel Bilson is way too short to play an Amazonian Goddess (you know, big, strong looking chicks?), and believe this to be a Godawful casting call if it is indeed true. But if anyone is interested in what Rachel Bilson would look like as Wonder Woman, check out the last picture.

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Everyone Wants Rachel Bilson’s “Last Kiss”

If I know my movie, it’s this: the upcoming indie flick “The Last Kiss” has the makings of an indie hit. And of course by “indie” I mean a movie made for millions of bucks and starring stars and yet is being sold as an “independent” film. But I digress. Rachel Bilson is in it, alongside that dork from “Scrubs”. I’m not a big fan of the dork, but I am a fan of Rachel Bilson’s hotness. So in service of that, here are some official “The Last Kiss” portraits of Rachel Bilson. And when the movie comes out, go see it. Or at least go rent it when it hits DVD. Okay, okay, wait for the network broadcast why doncha.

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