Rachel Bilson Pitches Men’s Tents by Pitching Bongo
Now I don’t know if Bongo sells anything other than jeans, and I don’t know why they decided to call their jeans line Bongo, but if Rachel Bilson and her soulful, dark glance is shilling for it, then it has to be a pretty great product. (Just go along with it. Gotta justify these posts somehow, right?) And yes, if you were wondering, the addition of those nerdy, librarian glasses just makes Rachel Bilson look at least ten times better, which is quite a feat, considering the girl already looks pretty damn good sans glasses. But add the Tina Fey nerdy hot look, and we got ourselves a winner here, kids. Rachel Bilson pitches men’s tents by pitching Bongo jeans after the jump (as the kids these days say on their fancy websites.)
Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures in GQ
I can’t decide if Rachel Bilson is really sexy in her little itty bitty bikini in this latest spread for GQ Magazine, or if I’m a tad disturbed that she’s a little itty bitty tiny person. How tall is Rachel Bilson, anyway, 3-feet-and-change? Eh, who cares, she still looks pretty darn good in a two-piece bikini. Catch Rachel Bilson post “The OC” in the movie “Jumper” with that guy from the “Star Wars” prequels. The movie actually looks pretty good, and hopefully it’ll be a hit so we can see more of Rachel Bilson on the big screen.
Rachel Bilson Joins Chuck
Speaking of Rachel Bilson (wait, or was that speaking of Chuck the TV show? Oh well, same difference), the latest addition to the cast is Rachel Bilson. The former OC star will play a love interest for the main character Chuck, and will form a love triangle between Chuck and his CIA protector played by the Aussie babe Yvonne Strzechowski. Basically, a nerdy IT guy now has two hot chicks after him. Now you KNOW it just has to be fiction! Now if I had Rachel and Yvonne to choose from, who would I choose? Let’s see. Rachel is cute and bubbly, but Yvonne is just drop dead sexy. Who to choose? Hmm, why choose at all? I can pull a “sitcom-esque” situation and date both at the same time! Yeah, that’s the ticket…
“The OC” Gets Cancelled; Hot Chicks Out of Work
FOX has decided to cancel “The OC”, making its current season, its fourth, also its last. What does that mean to OC fans? Well for one you’re all S.O.L. But what does it mean for fans of all the hot chicks that populate the show? Disaster! Rachel Bilson, Kelly Rowan, and Autumn Reeser will be sorely missed when they leave the airwaves. And did I mention Rachel Bilson and Autumn Reeser? I did? Oh, okay. Anways, remember the good ol days when FOX was constantly doing PR work for “The OC” as the “hottest show on TV” and whatnot? Oh, those were the days…
NBC Greenlights The Bionic Woman
The Hollywood Reporter reports that NBC has green light a new series based on “The Bionic Woman” from the ’70s. As you’ll recall, “Woman” was a female take on the successful “The Six-Million Dollar Man” starring Lee Majors as a guy who is equipped by cybernetic parts that when he runs, he makes a really loud chonk-chonk-chonk-chonk sound while appearing to move in slow-motion to us normal humans. No, really. The original “Bionic Woman” starred Lindsay Wagner.
Rachel Bilson Jumps on Jumper Trilogy
Not satisfied with just making boys drool on Fox’s “The OC”, TV babe Rachel Bilson will be making the jump into the upcoming “Jumper” trilogy, the science fiction series based on the novels by Steven Gould about a young man who can instantaneously teleport anywhere in the world, a power that he uses for good by joining a covert Government organization. The film co-stars Jamie Bell and Samuel L. Jackson. The franchise, conceived as a trilogy (what isn’t nowadays?) is already shooting in Toronto under director Doug Liman (”Mr. and Mrs. Smith”). The original novels was about a 17-year old, but considering that the “jumper” will be played by Hayden Christensen, I’m guessing they have “aged” the characters for cinematic consumption. (source)
Proof of Rachel Bilson’s Hotness — Ugly Pajamas!
Now I’m just assuming Rachel Bilson was on the set of a movie, or shooting a TV show, or even shooting “The OC” when these pictures were snapped, but I’ll be damn if she still looks pretty darn cute in them, ugly ass pajamas and all. Are you kidding me? When people see me in my night clothes they scream and run away; you see Rachel Bilson and you want to run over and hug her for being so gosh darn hot even in fugly clothes.
Rachel Bilson is Wonder Woman?
It would appear that the Internet and elsewhere are all abuzz about “The OC’s” reigning hottie Rachel Bilson having been cast (unconfirmed and unannounced by the studio, of course) to play the big-screen version of Wonder Woman. The comic book movie is currently being penned and will be directed by fanboy fave Joss Whedon (”Serenity”, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), and no word from The Powers That Be if this is indeed the case or simply a case of Bilson’s PR people working hard for their money. Anyhoo, we think Rachel Bilson is way too short to play an Amazonian Goddess (you know, big, strong looking chicks?), and believe this to be a Godawful casting call if it is indeed true. But if anyone is interested in what Rachel Bilson would look like as Wonder Woman, check out the last picture.
Everyone Wants Rachel Bilson’s “Last Kiss”
If I know my movie, it’s this: the upcoming indie flick “The Last Kiss” has the makings of an indie hit. And of course by “indie” I mean a movie made for millions of bucks and starring stars and yet is being sold as an “independent” film. But I digress. Rachel Bilson is in it, alongside that dork from “Scrubs”. I’m not a big fan of the dork, but I am a fan of Rachel Bilson’s hotness. So in service of that, here are some official “The Last Kiss” portraits of Rachel Bilson. And when the movie comes out, go see it. Or at least go rent it when it hits DVD. Okay, okay, wait for the network broadcast why doncha.
Rachel Bilson “The Last Kiss” Images
Some images of an ultra cute Rachel Bilson from her new movie “The Last Kiss”. The film is Tony Goldwyn and is about: “Anxieties threaten the future of a domesticated couple”, whatever the hell that means. From these pictures, I’m guessing that Rachel Bilson plays a really cute high school or college school girl who entices the male half of the “domesticated couple”, since he’s probably played by (the immensely and annoyingly overrated wanker) Zach Braff. I mean, I guess they could make Rachel his daughter, but that would be, you know, stupid.
Hollywood Babes Love the 2006 Teen Choice Awards
Hot hollywood babes love teens. Just ask Demi Moore. So when there’s an Awards show where teens get to pick the winners (never you mind what for, just go with it), the Hollywood babes will of course attend. Out and about this weekend for such an occassion was Kirstin Cavallari, a newly single Carmen Electra, someone name Ashley Tisdale, Ashley Olsen (minus Mary-Kate — gasp!), Jessica Simpson, and reigning “OC” babe Rachel Bilson. What, no special appearance by Hilary Duff? I’m so disillusioned.
Some Rachel Bilson and Melinda Clarke
Some pictures of Rachel Bilson, if only because it’s been a while since I’ve posted any of the perky “OC” brunette, who has since taken over the reign of resident sexpot on the FOX show from the dearly departed Mischa Barton. Here’s Rachel at the FOX Summer TCA party. joining fellow OC babe Melinda Clarke, the reigning MILF sexpot on the show.
Babes Love Free T-Mobile Swag
So T-Mobile is launching their new T-Mobile Sidekick 3 (which I hear is sidekickier than the previous 2) and of course they’re “launching” it with a party and inviting a buttload of hot celebrities to join the fun and get free T-Mobile swag. And of course, the babes came in droves, since as we all know, the only thing hot Hollywood babes love more than guys with great personality and a sense of humor and who likes quiet walks on the beach is free cellphone shit. You’d think they could just buy this stuff with all the money they have, but I digress. Continue for the full guess list…
Random Rachel Bilson Cuteness
The OC’s Rachel Bilson is pretty darn cute, so pictures of Rachel Bilson walking her dog has to be twice as cute, don’t you think? Now that Mischa Barton is gone from the OC, is there any doubt who is the new resident uber hottie? (Mind you, not that I watch the OC or anything like that. Ahem.) And hey, check out the tongue action in the last picture. Yowsers.
Rachel Bilson in People’s Most Beautiful
Here is Rachel Bilson’s spread in People Magazine’s “World’s Most Beautiful People” edition. Now with Mischa Barton gone from “The OC”, I guess Rachel is the show’s undisputed uber hottie. Then again, I’m still voting for Melinda Clarke, and Kelly Rowan ain’t bad either, kids. But I digress. Here’s Rachel.
Rachel Bilson in Allure Magazine
A peek at Rachel Bilson’s upcoming spread in Allure Magazine. Ain’t she a doll? It’s funny, but I used to think she didn’t quite have Mischa Barton’s spark, and I remember even calling her “Mischa Barton lite” one time. But you know what? I’ve come around. Mischa Barton ain’t got nothing on Rachel Bilson. She’s so purty that she makes me want to start watching “The OC”. Well, not relaly, but almost.
Rachel Bilson Tops Mischa Barton
Apparently not a whole lot of people are going to care if and when Mischa Barton leaves the popular Fox TV show “The OC”, because according to a recent survey by Sky Showbiz, the Brits prefer Rachel 60% over her co-star Mischa. Read on to see how the rest of the voting came out:
Rachel Bilson Likes Skimpy
How is it that Rachel Bilson is not more famous than fellow “The OC” co-star Mischa Barton? It must be Barton’s PR people, because despite being pretty, Barton really doesn’t seem to have the personality (or, in fact, the va-va-voom) of Rachel Bilson. I mean, look at Bilson in these pictures — you know she loves these stuff. And by stuff I of course mean enticing boys everywhere faster into manhood.
Rachel Bilson is Mischa Barton Lite
I guess Mischa Barton isn’t the only babe wandering about “The OC” after all. Rachel Bilson is not bad looking herself, but she’s no Mischa Barton. Pretty in a girl next door sort of way, but not, well, gorgeous. Here are some pictures.