Random Babe of the Day: Sofia Georgiou
Our Random Babe of the Day is one Sofia Georgiou, who is currently the cover girl of the Greece version of Esquire Magazine. Yes, that’s right, there is actually a demand for Esquire in more than one language. God help us all. Anyhoo, enough of the pointless prayers. Sofia Georgiou is what you would call a very pretty girl with a pretty righteous body. And as we all know, you only need two things to succeed — brains and ambition. Failing that, good looks and a righteous body will do just fine, if not a tad better in some quarters. And of course by “quarters” what I mean is my basement. But perhaps I’ve said too much…
Random Babe of the Day: Nicole Trunfio
Another day, another Random Babe of the Day featuring Nicole Trunfio, one of those women we know nothing about, except that she seems to have been born for the express purpose of wearing lingerie and letting strange men take pictures of her in them. Girls like Nicole Trunfio makes me wish I actually had a girlfriend; that way, I could go into these lingerie stores and buy them frilly, silky things. Wait, what did I just say? I of course was just kidding. I actually do have a girlfriend. You probably have never met her, she’s not from around here. In fact, she lives in Canada. We met in, you know, summer camp. You’ll probably never meet her, though, unfortunately.
Random Babe of the Day: Alejandra Cata
Let’s face it, without this thing called the Internet (supposedly invented by some dude name Al Gore, as I hear it), we would never get daily doses of hot girls in lingerie like Alejandra Cata. Who exactly is Alejandra Cata, our Random Babe of the Day? Well, she’s a babe, and being as we don’t know much about her (in fact, we know so little about her besides her name that this qualify as knowing squadush, as in, diddly squat), she’s a totally random babe. Of the day. Get it? See, and I bet you guys think I make these categories up as I go, don’t you? Well, okay, maybe I do, but there is a reasoning behind them. Sort of. Not really. But I digress. Alejandra Cata in lingerie. Please to enjoy.
Random Babe of the Day: Herika Noronha
Our Random Babe of the Day is Herika Noronha, who is, like, a model of lingerie. From Brazil. And what a mighty fine looking Brazilian she is, too. I wouldn’t go so far as to call her a supermodel — in fact, I wouldn’t call her that at all, but clearly the lady has the makings of one. A-plus face, nice eyes, and a great bod. The kind of bod men have been known to punch each other in the face for, and when we’re all drunk, kick each other in the balls from behind for. (What? Am I the only one who does that? Whatever, guys.) Anyhoo. Here’s Herika Noronha. She’s hot. She’s Brazilian. And she’s today’s random babe.
Random Babe of the Day: Angela Martini
If you’ve searched the Internet as often as I do, and have been to every nook and cranny of this crazy Interwebs (the nook is pretty nice, but the cranny can get a little stuffy on Tuesdays), every now and then you’ll stumble across a woman you previously didn’t know existed, who has the kind of face and body that you’d think would lead to major success one of these days. One such woman is model Angela Martini, who I’m not sure has done anything post these great lingerie shots. One site mentioned she was in the 2008 edition of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue, but I don’t remember. Then again, I don’t remember what I ate two hours ago, so you know, take that for what you will.
Random Babe of the Day: Elle Liberachi
You know, I don’t know if Elle Liberachi is foreign or British or American, but she’s a babe and she’s pretty random, and so she fits perfectly in this category. Then again, considering that our categories are so random in nature, I could probably somehow convince myself that a dead cat would fit into this category. But I digress. Elle Liberachi is a very attractive model with more than a slight resemblance to 2008’s It girl, Marisa Miller. She’s not nearly as hot, but then again, how many women out there can match Marisa Miller hotness for hotness? Answer: One — Marisa Miller’s doppelganger from a parallel universe. But Elle Liberachi ain’t too bad herself.
Random Babe of the Day: Erinn Bartlett
If you’ve never heard of Erinn Bartlett, I don’t blame you, because I’ve never heard of her, either, although that’s going to change when I introduce you to some extremely hot pictures of the lovely blonde. Here’s a brief rundown of her career so far: Erinn Bartlett is a former beauty queen (she’s a former Miss Massachusetts Teen USA, which she won in 1991) who has parlayed that sliver of fame into a lengthy TV career, appearing on everything from Navy NCIS to CSI to A Nero Wolfe Mystery. To put it succinctly, she’s done a ton of TV work, and has broken into movies of sorts (does playing “Salad Girl” in “The Benchwarmers” count?). So when you see a really hot blonde on TV, chances are it’s probably Erinn Bartlett.
The Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer
If soccer still means soccer to you, and football means big men in pads running into each other like wild maniacs, then you probably have no idea what a WAG is. So what is a WAG? Or, more precisely, what are WAGs? They’re those darling girls who dates or are married to football (i.e. soccer) players, and regularly shows up in the British tabloids. Basically, really hot girls famous for their association to athletes. The boys over at CO-ED Magazine have your list of the hottest WAGs of them all. And since you have to be pretty bloody hot to even qualify as a tabloid-approved WAG, these ladies are some kind of smoking. Some samples below.
Cynthia Nixon is Gay and Stuff
Apparently Cynthia Nixon is gay. Did you know that? I didn’t. Then again, it’s not likel I care. As all five readers of the site knows, the only reason I don’t stab myself in the eye whenever someone mentions “Sex and the City” is because of Kristen Davis. She is, as the kids say, sooooooo hawt. In any case, Cynthia Nixon is apparently gay, and has been for a while (like, four years or something), and she’s talking about wanting a gay wedding because it’s “rebellious”. Oh who am I kidding. I can barely muster up the faux enthusiasm to write this crap. Here are some pictures of four totally hot chicks who dressed up as the girls from “Sex and the City” at the movie’s premiere in London. Wait, did I say “hot chicks”? I mean, pretty much the only hot one is the one posing as Kristen Davis. Just like in real life!
Random Babe of the Day: Nicola Mar
Let’s face it, hot girls with pretty faces and killer bodies are a dime a dozen in today’s age, but one that comes with a Bachelor’s degree in Anthropology and a specialty in creative writing? That’s exactly what model Nicola Mar has in her bag of goodies. Mar writes on her official site that her passions include writing, traveling, and photography, which is about three passions more than your average bimbette model. Mind you, not that we here at the Random Page have anything against bimbette models; heck, we wouldn’t have any reasons to get out of bed in the morning without them. But you know, every now and then, it’s nice to see a model with brains, too. Of course, the pretty face and killer body don’t hurt, either.
Miss USA 2008 Pageant: Best of the Bikini Event
For a beauty pageant, there sure were a lot of uglies in the recent Miss USA 2008 pageant. After breezing through the beauty pageant’s swimsuit (aka two-piece bikini) event, it’s hard to figure out how some of these girls managed to win not only their state, but their city. I can only imagine these girls must have a rich sugar daddy that bought their ticket, because there’s no way in hell some of these horse faces should be in anything with the words “beauty” and “pageant” in them. But nevermind them, let’s focus on the best of the best: here are the 10 best bikini bods and faces in the 2008 Miss USA event. (And no, Miss Texas, who actually won the whole thing, doesn’t even make the list.)
Spring Break Follies: Teens Gone Stupid
Ah, Spring Break. It brings back memories, doesn’t it? Stupid chicks willing to do anything to get on camera, stupid dudes willing to do anything to get a stupid chick to do something stupid with him back in the van. And then you have the really stupid chicks who’ll do just about anything when they’re drunk, followed by the really stupid dudes who’ll lick a donkey’s ass for a longneck. You know, the usual stuff. What? Anyhoo. Co-Ed Magazine has some choice pics (some sexy, others funny) from the your favorite Spring Break destinations like Cancun, Alcapulco, my Uncle’s basement… you know, the usual places. A few of our favorites below.
Survivor: Micronesia Potential Hotties
Let’s face it: the only reason to watch these Reality TV shows is to see which very attractive girl will come out of nowhere (say, Kansas or Nebraska, you know, one of those places we’ve all heard about, but have never actually visited cause they’re, like, really hidden or something) and grace the covers of our favorite men’s magazines like Stuff, Maxim, etc. So, without further ado, here are the potential hotties for the latest Survivor show, set in Micronesia, which I have absolutely no idea where it’s located. (Looks like Mary (pictured) is ready for her Maxim shoot now. I would go for Natalie, myself.)
The Hot List: The 20 Sexiest Photo Collections of 2007
Hot Transformers babes, American Idol sex scandals, and good girls gone bad — just some of the many themes that appeared on the Interweb in 2007. The guys over at CO-ED Magazine have made a list and they’re checking it twice: the 20 sexiest photo collections that can be found on the web. (And yes, we are linked on a couple of them. Yay for us! Finally, after years of toiling in my parent’s basement and attic — they sometimes move me from place to place, I don’t know why, something to do with “proper company” — I am being recognized for the genius that I am.) Check out the full list by clicking here. (Or you could have clicked on the Co-Ed link above. What-ev.)
Trojan Love with the USC Cheerleaders
So I was watching the USC-Illinois game a few days ago during the Rose Bowl, and although I have absolutely no love for the Trojans football squad (seriously, can ESPN and every other media outlet hype them up enough? I think not), the Trojan cheerleaders are another matter. I don’t know what it is — maybe it’s the cotton sweater and skimpy skirt, but those are some hot tomales working the sidelines. I’m telling you, the combination of cotton and skimpy skirt is to die for. Enjoy some Trojan love with the USC Cheerleaders, or as they’re also called, Song Leaders, whatever the hell that means. It’s skimpy skirt or bust.
A British Girl Informs Us About Britain. Sort of.
So there’s this British girl (or English girl) on YouTube who answers questions about Britain, or the UK, or England, or whatever. Anyways, she starts off answering a question about what’s the difference between the UK, Britain, Scotland, China, or something. Then she goes into tea. Why do Brits drink so much tea? Then — well, it’s pretty funny. It’s worth watching because the girl is very cute, and when people starts commenting in the YouTube thread about how she’s wrong on everything she’s saying, she replies with, “So eff dat yo”. I love this girl. Seriously, cute as hell, and love the necklace. Then again, maybe I’m just partial to girls who speaks with an English accent who actually calls the Queen a “leech”. And oh yeah, she curses like a sailor. Yowsers!
The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill
From what I can figure, The Hill is an online political site, and they have an annual list of “50 Most Beautiful People on Capital Hill” where they list, obviously, the 50 most people working in Washington at the moment. Or at least, that’s the premise. But when they put Nancy Pelosi (pictured left), who constantly looks like she’s about to get run over by an Amtrak train at their #4, should we even take them seriously? But wait, don’t judge The Hill’s list by their mind-boggling inclusion of Heart Attack Pelosi on the list, they’ve got some pretty spiffy looking babes there, and some hunks for you girls out there. No surprise that most of the “beautiful” people are aids to politicians, since as we all know, all politicians are old white male fogeys with no sex appeal. With the exception of Nancy Pelosi. She’s an old white FEMALE fogey with no sex appeal.
Houston Texans Rookie Cheerleaders
It’s tough being a sports fan in any town — well, that’s not true. It’s not all that tough being a sports fan in Boston or New York, despite what those numbskulls will tell you. Those guys actually have teams that WIN every now and then. We don’t even have that in Houston! Our teams are full of talent, but nothing to show for it. The Houston Rockets have never survived through the first round of the playboys since Olajuwon was manning the paint. And the Astros? They finally went to the World Series and got swept. They’re not getting anywhere close to the post-season this year. And finally, of course, there is the Houston Texans. Dear God, what a bad, bad team. Mario Williams instead of Reggie Bush or Vince Young, anyone? But take heart, Houston fans. While the Houston Texans rookies won’t be turning your frown upside down, the Houston Texans rookie cheerleaders might. Shake those pom poms, girls!
Meet the Babes of Big Brother 8
Okay, so maybe not all of them are babes. What’s with the late-30s chick? Isn’t there some law about women over 30 being on one of these Reality TV shows? There are seven of the lovely ladies this time around, including brunette cocktail waitress Amber, 21-year old student Carol, blonde bombshell Daniele (yeah, I think you know who I’m rooting for), school marm Jameka, sultry brunette Jen, a second blonde Jessica, and 37-year old Kali. “Big Brother 8″ premieres tonight on CBS, and if you’re reading this now, then you’ve probably already missed the premiere. What’s wrong with you? Catch up, dammit!
Your Fourth of July Picture of the Day
Since today is THE Fourth of July, and basically the last time I can justify this category, I thought I’d post something special. Well, after searching the net for the best pictures I could find with an American flag theme, I ran into this one. (Scroll below to see it if you can’t wait.) It’s not a celebrity, it’s not anyone famous or well-known (well okay, one of them is famous — can you guess which one?) and in fact, it’s — well, you’ll have to see for yourself. Meanwhile, stop spending your time on the Internet and go out and enjoy the Fourth of July, for God’s sake, what’s wrong with you!