Happy Administrative Professionals Day — aka Secretary’s Day
Administrative Professionals Day is basically Secretary’s Day. In fact, it was called that before political correctness set in and people felt “Administrative Professionals Day” sounded a lot better than Secretary’s Day. But have no doubt about it, it’s still just Secretary’s Day. Mind you, not that there’s anything wrong with that. If I had a secretary, I’d be celebrating her today. But of course I don’t, so I’m not. But I’ve seen enough late-night movies on Cinemax to know that secretaries can be pretty sexy, so in honor of that, here’s the sexiest secretary I could find on the net.
The Miami Heat Dance Team is the Hottest Team in the NBA
The Houston Rockets are about to invade the NBA Playoffs and kick some Jazz ass in the first round, but alas, the Houston Rockets Dance Team (aka the Power Dancers) won’t be hoisting a championship trophy, having lost to the Miami Heat Dance Team in the final round of the NBA’s Dance Team championships. This marks the second year in a roll that the Heats girls have burned up the dance charts (get it? heat? burn? oh, I kill me), and we can see why. Check out some of the girls on the team in the pics below, then ogle the video of their recent photoshoot, and finally, head over to their NBA page for even more pictures of the dancers.
Miss USA 2007 Bikini Segment
Some people watch the beauty pagents for the grace, the beauty, and answers to world problems, but me, I watch them for the swimsuit (aka the bikini) segment. You know, when they have all these really gorgeous girls with their perfect bodies strut around in skimpy two-piece bikinis while wearing high heels? It’s basically porn minus, well, all that porn action. Here is your visual gallery of the Miss USA 2007 bikini segment, with the Top 10 finalists for the crown. Of course we all know by now that Miss Tennessee, Rachel Smith eventually won. And yes, she looks mighty fine in a bikini. (And how about Miss Texas? Nice! Miss Rhode Island isn’t bad either. Actually, they’re not all bad, but hey, only one can win, right? Personally they’ve all won my Fantasy Bikini Scenario of the day, but that’s another post…)
Random Babe of the Day: The Windy City’s Erin Connor
So who is Erin Connor? She’s a Chicago-based model who will be on the Reality TV show “Shut up and Model” very soon. Some of her past works include ads for Pony Athletic Shoes and as one of the Lite Fuegos Girls. You can check out more of her extensive resume here. Or visit her official site LuckyErin, where you can follow her career and ogle some more, shall we say, revealing photos. Also, find out more about “Shut up and Model” here and follow Erin’s progress.
Russell Crowe Hates Rugby Cheergirls, I Don’t
Bowing to pressure from wife Danielle Spencer, former Aussie tough guy turned pussywhipped mama’s boy Russell Crowe has decided to ditch the cheergirls of his rugby club, the South Sydney Rabbitohs. Actually, I don’t really care why Crowe did it, but I really like the idea of a rugby club having something called “cheergirls”. They’re kinda like our NFL’s cheerleaders, only, um, for rugby. Here’s the reason why Crowe said he ditched these lovely lasses: “It makes women uncomfortable and it makes blokes who take their son to the football also uncomfortable,” Crowe told Australian media. “We’ve talked to a lot of people and everyone sees it as being progressive.” Progressive. Pfft. Yeah, men don’t like going to a violent sport where scantily clad ladies dance on the sidelines. Whatever, dumbass.
Superbowl Sunday Means Cheerleaders, Cheerleaders, and More Cheerleaders!
Forget the pizza, the beer, or the Kevin Federline Superbowl commercial that you’ve been dying to see but won’t admit it because you think it might make you appear wimpy (and yes, it in fact, does make you appear very wimpy if you admit it). The real reason to watch the Superbowl is for the NFL cheerleaders working the sidelines. After all the effort these gorgeous women went through to get into shape and learn their dance moves, the least you can do is ogle them as they ply their trade. And oh yeah, I think there’s also a game on or somethin’, but don’t hold me to it.
Random Babe of the Day: Rocio Guirao Diaz
Who is Rocio Guirao Diaz, and why isn’t she a permanent fixture in my life? Probably because this Argentenian stunner is ridiculously gorgeous, with a killer body and a not-so-bad face. Okay, so the face is pretty friggin gorgeous, too. According to Wikipedia, she “is known for (among other things) having dated Rodolfo E. Martínez, a well-known playboy from Rosario, for some time.” Now I don’t now where Rosario is, or who this Rodolfo clown is, but he sure is one lucky bastiche. Damn those playboys from Rosario! They get all the hot Argentinians.
Random Babe of the Day: Gina Clarke
Information on babelicious Gina Clarke on the Internet is pretty scarce, which in case you don’t know, is pretty rare. Normally you can fine basically anything on anyone on the Internet. But not so with our lovely Random Babe. For those who are really, really curious, you can find more about here at her official site here. For the lazy bums in the audience, these very hot pictures of her, including a spread in Maxim, will have to do. Gina Clarke is hot.
Kiss Our Ass, Al-Qaeda: A 9/11 Tribute
In memory of 9/11, here is just one reason why Al-Qaeda and their followers will never make us give up what it means to be American. Suck on this, you cave-dwelling biotches! God Bless the U.S.A.!
Korean Girls are Dirty, Dirty Girls
File this one under, “I gotsta get me over to Korea, and fast!”, as we take a peek at the Asian mind with this glossy advertisement for, er, something that involves really hot Korean women in bra and panties running around a muddy field tackling each other while playing soccer. My guess is that this is some kind of adult men’s photobook (they’re very popular over there) trying to capitalize on the soccer craze going in Korea with the FIFA World Cup in full swing. Of course with Korea bounced from the tourney, this is probably as close to Soccer Heavenly Bliss as Korean men will ever get.
World Cup Babes
File this one under, “I gotsa start watching more of that soccer thingie where people kick a white ball with their legs. The women in the stands are hot!” Or at least, the women in the stands who managed to get “captured” on camera doing their hot thang. Here are some hot babes at the World Cup via Phun.org.
FHM Magazine’s 100 Sexiest Women for 2006
FHM Magazine has released their annual list of the “100 Sexiest Woman in the World”, and topping the list is British lass Keira Knightley, followed by someone I’ve never heard of name Keeley Hazell, and then the American contingent, led by Scarlett Johansson at #3 and Angelina Jolie at #4. No surprise that Brits dominant the list, as FHM is a British men’s magazine after all. Read on for the full list…