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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Laura Korgemae

10 December 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Laura Korgemae is from Estonia, which I believe is somewhere next to Spain, or maybe it’s right above Alaska. You know, one of those places. Anyways, Laura Korgemae besides looking like a million bucks, represented the great country of Estonia at the Miss World pageant in 2005 when she was only 19. She’s 22 now, and still looks like a million bucks showing off what God gave her. Luckily for us (or at least the men in the audience) what God gave Laura Korgemae is quite fetching. According to her bio, Laura Korgemae loves skateboarding and all types of music, including hip hop. I hear the former Miss Estonia can crunk it like no one’s business. Who would have thunk it?

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Ria Antoniou

2 December 2008

They don’t make them any hotter over in Greece than our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, a 19-year old blonde bombshell name Ria Antoniou. Now if you were to ask me if Ria Antoniou has ever worked out a day in her life, I wouldn’t know what to tell ya. I’d say no, since she doesn’t exactly look like a gym rat, but hey, she’s only 19, so partying all night and waking up in the morning looking naturally hot is a no-brainer. She recently placed 2nd runner-up in the 2008 Star Hellas beauty pageant held annually in Greece, and was appointed that country’s representative in the Miss Earth 2008. Yeah, I have no idea what the hell a Miss Earth is, either, but I’m assuming it’s one of those Feel Good Go Green bullshit that everyone’s on nowadays. Hey, whatever floats your boat. Ria Antoniou will definitely float a lot of boats in the years to come.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Dominika Huzvarova

1 December 2008

Besides having a last name that I can’t possibly spell on my best days, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Dominika Huzvarova, who hails from the Czech Republic, not to be mistaken with the Banana Republic, is also Miss Euro 2008. What is Miss Euro 2008, you ask? Well I’m assuming it’s some kind of beauty pageant involving euros. You know, those crazy and wacky Europeans, and not their crazy and wacky currency. Yeah, the dollar is down and junk, but I’d still rather carry the good old fashion greenbacks than settle for those colorful euros. Wait, what am I talking about? Oh right. Dominika Huzvarova is a a foreign babe and Miss Euro 2008, and like all foreign beauty pageants, posing in their bikini as soon as they’ve won the crown is perfectly acceptable. In America, she’d be stripped off her title or something retarded like that. Hey, maybe the Europeans have it right, after all? Naaaaaaaah.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Sabrina Knechtli

26 November 2008

According to this thing called the Interwebs, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, one Sabrina Knechtli, was a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant from 2007. Now I don’t know if she’s done anything since, or if she even won the pageantry, but being that she’s the most famous from the 2007 group, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that she probably won the Miss Switzerland pageant. Of course I could be wrong, in which case you should just pretend as if I’m not. Trust me, it’ll work out best for the both of us. And really, when have I ever given you the idea that I care about accuracy on this site? Exactamundo. (That’s Italian for “Exactly” for those of you who don’t know.)

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Kis Hegedus Reka

25 November 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Kis Hegedus Reka, a Hungarian model from, well, Hungary. If you’ve never been to Hungary before, here are some fun facts: foreign tourists are randomly abducted off the streets and tortured in underground tunnels, and are then eaten alive. Or at least, that’s what my years of watching really bad horror movies have taught me. And really, if you can’t rely on your massive collection of bad horror movies for advice on world travel, what are they good for? Exactly. Anyways, so what else makes us sure that Kis Hegedus Reka is a foreign, since there’s so little about her on the net? Well for one, her name is Kis Hegedus Reka. That’s, you know, pretty damn foreign sounding to me. Case closed.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Banhidi Vivien

19 November 2008

Now to be perfectly honest with you, the only thing I know about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Banhidi Vivien is that she’s definitely foreign to us, because a woman this gorgeous couldn’t possibly have stayed under the radar for very long in the States. I think she’s a soap opera from Hungary or thereabouts in Europe. You know, one of those countries connected to each other. We call them States over here, but over there they actually count as separate countries. Go figure. Anyways, here’s Banhidi Vivien in her all her bra and panties (aka lingerie) glory. Yes, that’s quite a nice body she’s got there. My, my, me likey so muchy.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Caroline Eyrolle

18 November 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Caroline Eyrolle, a French model who hails from, well, France. You know, where French people come from? See how that works? Anyhoo. On closer inspection (i.e. after a second or two spent trolling the Internet), we have learned that Caroline Eyrolle in fact comes from Aix en Provence, France, and if you happen to know what Aix en Provence is, or if that’s even a word and not something someone made up and put on the Internet (you know, like what I do here everyday?), then write me and I’ll give you a dollar. Or should I make that Euro? I hear Euros are kicking the dollar’s ass nowadays. Stupid dollar. But I digress. Caroline Eyrolle. Foreign. Babe.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Nuria Madruga

5 November 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Portuguese actress and model Nuria Madruga. Wikipedia, my bible on these background stuff, usually has more on all these girls I’ve never heard of until now, but as for Nuria Madruga, they don’t have a whole lot except a list of her TV and movie credits. Needless to say, I am very disappointed. What’s this world coming to when I can’t even go to Wikipedia and get all the information I need on a random hot girl from Portugal? Is this why I voted for Obama? To not be able to get info on a hot girl from Wikipedia? My God, what’s this world coming to!!! Ahem. But I digress. Nuria Madruga is hot, and leggy, and she’s our random foreign babe of the day.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Gaby Blaaser

3 November 2008

Besides being a looker with a strangely sexy obsession with guns (at least according to these pictures), our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Gaby Blaaser, a Dutch (that means she’s from the Netherlands) beauty who has starred in the shows “Onderweg naar morgen” and “Spangas”. And yes, I haven’t a clue what those shows are, but they sound like fun times! (Probably.) Gaby Blaaser’s first name is sometimes spelled with two “b’s”, but that’s for another article and a better man to parse. I’m a simple man with simple tastes, and Gaby Blaaser’s hotness meets my undemanding tastes. P.S. Did I say she’s Dutch?

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Cristina Dumitru

24 October 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Cristina Dumitru, who hails from Bucharest, Romania, home of some of the best fried chickens in the world. Or is that Kentucky, USA? Look, I ate way too many chickens that day, so you’ll excuse me if I can’t recall if it was Bucharest or America that I ate the chicken in. I mean, come on, what am I, Mister Remember It All? In any case, here’s Cristina Dumitru, who, in the tradition of all international fashion models, looks all kinds of delicious in nothing but a bikini and high heels. Have I mention lately how much I appreciate the guy who invented bikinis in the first place? Come on, you know it had to be a guy, right?

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Nikolina Pisek

14 October 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Nikolina Pisek, who I believe is a Croatian model or actress or celebrity from Croatia. Other than that, we don’t know a whole lot else about her, other than her name is Nikolina Pisek, she’s quite the babe, featuring her is pretty darn random, and today is a day. And oh yeah, she’s from Croatia. I think. Look, what do you want from me? I barely remember my phone number when someone asks me while I’m trying to buy replacement headphones at Best Buy. Seriously, why do they ask for your phone number and address at cash registers nowadays? What’s up with that? Anyhoo. Nikolina Pisek. Please to enjoy her bikini goodness.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Amrita Rao

9 October 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Amrita Rao, who hails from the land of Bollywood, where they make movies by the bushels. How often? You know how long it took you to read what I just wrote a few seconds ago? Well, in that time, Bollywood has knocked out three more movies. I kid you not. Amrita Rao is one of Bollywood’s burgeoning starlets, and why not? The girl has a great face, and like all Indian actresses, those eyes are to die for. The middle could use a little work (got a little belly going on there), but she’s young, and there’s time to hit the gym. They have gyms in India, right? Anyways, Amrita Rao is purty. Not convinced? Take a look.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Maria Louiza Vourou

8 October 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Maria Louiza Vourou, who, I believe, is the co-host of something called ShowBiz News, which, er, covers showbiz as, you know, news. I think. I believe Showbiz News is some kind of Greek entertainment TV show (at least according to some guy who uploaded a video of the show to YouTube), but since I don’t speak Greek, or knows what Greek sounds like, I haven’t a clue what they’re saying in the video below showing off Maria Louiza Vourou’s ability to look hot and at the same time read the news. And don’t even get me started on that annoying guy sitting across from her. Really, what’s the deal with uglying up the show with some ugly dude when you could just have Maria Louiza Vourou? Anyways. Pictures of Maria Louiza Vourou in her bra and panties best and a video sample (she’s only on it for the first 40 seconds, I think) below for your perusal pleasure.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Ana Ferreira

7 October 2008

Now I don’t know all that much about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Ana Ferreira, except that she may or may not be from Portugal, or thereabouts. But what I do know is that she’s quite fetching in a two-piece bikini, and really, in this day and age of Internets and iPhones and whatchamacallits, isn’t that all that really matters? Well at least that’s all that matters to me. Some people say I’m superficial that way, but I like to think of it as cutting off the fat and getting to the nitty gritty. And when it comes right down to it, isn’t that all a man is — a guy who really digs hot chicks who looks great in a bikini? I’m tellin’ ya, boyos, whoever gets lucky and snags me as a husband must be living right! Anyhoo. Ana Ferreira in a bikini. Please to ogle.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Katherine Jenkins

2 October 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is a bit of a detour from our usual mix of actresses and models. Katherine Jenkins is a Welsh mezzo-soprano singer — you know, one of those girls who sings with her mouth in a wide “O” shape, and you can’t understand a single thing she’s singing? — who hasn’t made any appearances in any men’s magazines as of yet, although the closest she’s come is a recent issue of GQ, where she slipped on some revealing clothes. Not exactly what you would expect from a respectable mezzo-soprano singer, but then again, how many of them are as hot as Katherine Jenkins? I rest my case. Pictures, plus a video of one of her performances, below.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Triana Iglesias

29 September 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Triana Iglesias, a lingerie/bikini model from Oslo, Norway, which I believe is somewhere between Alaska and Japan, smack dab in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. She describes herself thusly on her Myspace page: “My name is Triana and I am half Norwegian, half Spanish.. My mum is from Asturias in Spain,but I was born and raised in Oslo,Norway… Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to be a superhero. -Wonderwoman “feemale force in a bikini!” saving the world with superhero powers. Now I am living in Oslo,and I still want to save the world with super powers…” I had no idea Wonder Woman as a “female force in a bikini”, but hey, why not? I’ll go along with it.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Valia Kakouti

24 September 2008

What do beauty queens do when the beauty queen stuff is done and over with? (And let’s face it, after you’ve been entered into the Miss Universe contest and lost (or heck, even if you’ve won), what’s there left to do in the beauty queen world except move on?) If you’re our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Valia Kakouti, then you go into modeling, where your outstanding curves will leave boys drooling into their cereals. (What, am I the only one who look at lingerie catalogs over a bowl of cereal?) Valia Kakouti has shown up in Maxim and other men’s magazines, and word has it that in a few years she’ll invent a new clean energy source that will put all the oil companies out of business. Either that, or she’ll show up in Stuff. Either/or.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Amit Freidman

10 September 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Amit Freidman, who hails from Israel and is one of our ravishing redheads, if those freckles that covers her body is any indication. Now I’m not an expert on redheads or anything, but are freckles supposed to cover your entire body? I thought it was only on the face, but then again, maybe that’s why I’m not, like, a doctor or something. What’s the doctor that works with skin? You know, the kind of doctor that other, real doctors snicker about behind their back? Yeah, them. Anyways, Amit Freidman is really hot, and has such nice abs that she likes to show it off, and God bless her for doing so. Me likey so very much!

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Sara Kostov

3 September 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Sara Kostov, a model from Portugal, which as I’ve told you before, is just north of Alaska, and within walking distance from Siberia, which is part of Russia and is known to be really, really cold except in July, when the sun comes out for three days and brings a nice ray of sunshine that helps the Vodka stalks grow higher than before. What, you didn’t know? Vodka is grown in the farms, dude. If you don’t know, I suggest you learn take a course in, like, Vodka growing or something. Anyhoo, Sara Kostov is really hot, and although you wouldn’t exactly call her lean and tight, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with those natural curves. The huge rack doesn’t hurt, either.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Helena Coelho

29 August 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Helena Coelho, who hails from Portugal. She is, obviously, a model, or maybe she’s a baker who somehow wandered into a bikini photoshoot and decided to stay. Hey, can you blame her? I hear they have good catering on these things. Anyhoo. Here’s Helena Coelho, looking all good at the beach and elsewhere. Now I don’t know where Portugal is (I’m assuming it’s somewhere above Canada), or what they speak down there (Portugalese?), but this, I’m sure of: Helena Coelho is hot, and she’s foreign, and also a babe. Thus, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day. See how that works? (And I’m just kidding about not knowing where Portugal is. Everyone knows it’s a city in Australia. Am I right or am I right?)

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