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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Xenia Seeberg

9 January 2008

If you don’t know who our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Xenia Seeberg, is, then you’re not a fan of science fiction TV. No, let me rephrase that: If you don’t know who Xenia Seeberg is, then you’re not a fan of wacky, totally “out there” science fiction TV. Xenia Seeberg was once the star of the sci-fi series Lexx, a show where a bunch of really weird looking dudes and dudettes flew around a spaceship that looked like a penis with two testicles, and that spent time “inserting” itself into things. Um, you know what I mean, right? Ahem. Here’s German actress Xenia Seeberg.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Nena Ristic

8 January 2008

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Nena Ristic, a glamour model from Serbia who became famous because of her calendars. Her very, very nude wall calendars. And since we are not a nude site, we of course can’t post every single picture she’s ever done, so that leaves us with these tiny selections. Hey, it’s better than nothing, right? And if you really, really want to see her nude calendar pictures, just go to this thing called the interweb and do some googlin’. You know how to google, don’t you? Okay, now enjoy the non-nude pictures of Nena Ristic. Sigh. I hate our non-nude policy.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Ludmilla Radchenko

7 January 2008

What is it about a pretty woman wearing a two-piece bikini by the poolside while sporting some very high do-me heels? Um, I don’t know, but damn, is it ever sexy. Am I right or am I right? Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Ludmilla Radchenko, a former beauty queen who hails from Russia, where she participated in the “Miss Russia” competition. Ludmilla has since parlayed her modeling work into TV work, with roles in “Il viaggio” in 2005 and episodes of the Italian TV series “R.I.S. – Delitti imperfe”, which as you all know, I never miss. Even though I don’t speak a lick of Italian. Um. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Janin Reinhardt

2 January 2008

Now I don’t know where Erfurt, German Democratic Republic is (I originally thought it was Germany, but why wouldn’t they just call it Germany, then?), but that’s where our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Janin Reinhardt hails from. The 5′4″ dynamite of blonde hotness is a German TV show host and actress, with roles in “Die Österreichische Methode”, “Was nicht passt wird passend gemacht – Die Serie”, and of course my personal favorite, “Lulu and Jimi”. You know how Lulu and Jimi is; when they get together, oh boy! Ahem. What was I saying? Oh right, Janin Reinhardt is hot.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Zimany Linda

1 January 2008

I know what you’re thinking: “Great, he’s posting another Random Foreign Babe of the Day and he knows nothing about her, just that she’s foreign and a babe; what a chump!” Hey, I take offense to that, you bastard! And in fact, I actually do know something about Zimany Linda, and not just the fact that she’s foreign and super babelicious hot. She’s a former Hawaiian Tropics girl and she’s foreign and a real babe to boot. See? Hah, you’ve been proven wrong, chumps! But I digress. Zimany Linda. Foreign. Babe. Really hot. Please to enjoy.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Karsai Zita

28 December 2007

Now I don’t know who our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Karsai Zita, is, and hell, I’m not even sure if the girl really is Romanian or if she’s Czech or, for that matter, Swedish despite the brunette hair. But what I do know is that the girl looks pretty damn good, and in the end, isn’t that all that matters? You can keep your smart girls, your nerdy girls, your Tiny Fey and your Angelina Jolies, but just keep me a completely random foreign girl who knows how to fill up a bra and panties, and I’ll give you a totally gratuitous posting on the site. Yup, that’s how we like to roll around these here parts.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Martina Schindler

13 December 2007

On her official website, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Slovakia’s own Martina Schindler writes: “Many people consider me to be an “ice queen”, although I’m really not like that. But when I have to stand in front of the cameras, I find it hard to show my true emotions and I don’t want to force them out of me.” Hey, Martina, I know how you feel, doll. Whenever I’m in front of the camera, I get this weird need to take off my clothes, and people keep telling me that that’s not polite or something lame like that. I mean, come on, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Gigi Ravelli

12 December 2007

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Gigi Ravelli, who hails from Laren, Noord-Holland, Netherlands, which makes her, er, a Netherman. Or is that Dutch? Yeah, I think Dutch sounds a lot more correct. In any case, she’s an actress, most famous for playing Lorena Gonzalez on the TV show “Goede tijden, slechte tijden”, which as we all know, translates into the English as “Good Times, Bad Times”. Which, incidentally, is also what my girlfriends call the time they’re with me and times we’ve broken up, except, er, in reverse order. Say what? Um, nevermind. Check out Gigi Ravelli.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Vedrana Djorgevic

10 December 2007

I could be wrong by putting Vedrana Djorgevic in our Random Foreign Babe of the Day column, since I know nothing about her, and haven’t been able to find all that much, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s foreign. How can I be so sure? For one, if I can’t pronounce your name, much less spell it, then chances are you’re probably not American. And so, Vedrana Djorgevic belongs here, and if she doesn’t, well, whatever. Cute girl, even with the loud green color. Yuck, ugly, ugly color there, guys.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Mylene Jampanoi

9 December 2007

Our Random Foreign Babe of the day is French actress Mylene Jampanoi, who is half-Chinese/French, and one of the stars of the Indian epic Valley of Flowers, which is supposedly a grand adventure filled with action and sex appeal, much of the latter coming from the gorgeous Mylene Jampanoi. In fact, she’s such a babe that her co-star in the movie asked her to marry him after they finished shooting. Hey, can you blame him? Look at the girl. If she was anymore smoldering, the French police would have to classify her as a lethal weapon.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Jenifer Bartoli

6 December 2007

True story: I actually once took French for a year in Middle School — grade 7, as I recall. I don’t really remember anything about it, except that it was kinda hard, and if you know me, then you know that hard stuff is not something I like, so of course I dumped the class. Or, to be more exact, I never took another course after barely surviving the first year. I bring that up to say that if I had stuck with it, I would definitely know what French singer Jenifer Bartoli’s hit song “Au Soleil” is all about, but since I didn’t, I don’t, which won’t stop me from appreciating her. Check her out in pictures and a music video below.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Dana Rogoz

5 December 2007

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Dana Rogoz, hails from Bucharest, Romania, home of giant pigeons and some of the best hot dogs in the world. Well, not really. I don’t even know if Romanians know what a hog dog is, but never you mind that. So who is Dana Rogoz? Beats the hell out of me. Although she does have an entry in IMDB.com, which lists a TV show and a movie in her resume, so I’m going to assume she’s an actress/model, and that’s good enough for me. She’s appeared in Maxim, and apparently likes sports. Well okay, not the latter, but definitely the former.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Labancz Lilla

4 December 2007

Who is Labancz Lilla, besides our Random Foreign Babe of the Day? For one, she’s Hungarian, and for two, she’s blonde, and for three, she’s got a really big re … ading ability. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Well to be honest, I don’t know a whole lot about Labancz Lilla, except that she sure fills out a two-piece bikini nicely. And by “nicely” I of course mean, “Yeah, now THIS is why they invented the two-piece bikini in the first place, for girls like Labancz Lilla to slip on and pose in front of a camera.” BA-DAM!

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Melanie Winiger

3 December 2007

You know, for someone who used to be Miss Switzerland, it sure was hard finding any decent pictures of our Random Foreign Babe of the day Melanie Winiger on the Internet. You’d think she didn’t want to be found! But maybe she just wanted to let her work speak for herself. The former beauty queen has done pretty well for herself on the small and big screen, plus she did a commercial that was quite sexy, and you just know that I had to track down that video and post it along with this brief pictorial montage of the lovely Melanie Winiger.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Tessa Gelisio

2 December 2007

Our Random Foreign Babe of the day is Italian TV show host Tessa Gelisio, who, according to IMDB.com, is the host of “Solaris – Il mondo a 360 gradi”, which if my Italian is correct, means “Hot Sun 360 Degrees”. Or, um, not. Anyhoo. Since everything I’ve been able to find on the Internet on Tessa Gelisio is in Italian, and as it’s readily obvious by now that I have almost no ability to read Italian whatsoever, I can’t tell you anymore than that she’s the host of something called “Solaris – Il mondo a 360 gradi”. And oh yeah, she’s hot. Lots of nudes of her out there, but as we don’t do nudes, these will just have to do.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Laure Manaudou

24 November 2007

Let’s face it: If you don’t appreciate our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Laure Manaudou, then you just don’t appreciate real women. She’s the perfect athlete — strong, powerful, and at the same time, sexy as hell. Laure is a French Olympic, world and European champion swimmer, which means she’s beaten a hell of a lot of people in her young time, and she’s only just turned 21! That means she’ll be beating the crap out of a lot more people in the pool for a long time coming. Compared to Laure, I have to say that Amanda Beard looks practically plain by comparison. Now if only Laure will start with the men’s magazine appearances already. But until then, these will have to do.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Linda Kiraly

20 November 2007

Another day, and another Random Foreign Babe of the Day whose last name I can’t even pronounce. Of course Linda Kiraly’s last name is a little easier to pronounce than some of the rest, probably because she was born in New York, but currently makes her living as a pop singer in Hungary. After who, who didn’t instantly fall in love with the blond lovely when she sang the title song from the movie Szerelem utolsó vérig? I know I did! Ahem. She’s been singing in Hungarian and English, and just released her second, and first full English-language album. The single off that one is “Can’t Let Go”, the music video of which you can check out below.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Floortje Smit

19 November 2007

Unlike their American counterparts, the foreign contestants of American Idol (Dutch Idol, German Idol, Pop Idol, etc) don’t seem to have very much trouble with showing up in men’s magazines barely clothed. Then again, we’re mostly talking about the losers here. Even Katharine McPhee actually lost American Idol, which sort of excuses her showing up in Maxim a little while back. I bring all that up to say this: Here’s Dutch Idol’s losing contestant Floortje Smit in the Dutch version of FHM magazine. I don’t know what’s the deal with the skates; I guess she used to skate as a kid or something. Um, nevermind. Not that it matters. Floortje Smit is no Katharine McPhee, but she ain’t half bad, either.

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Suzanne De Jong

18 November 2007

Okay, so bear with me. I think our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Suzanne De Jong, is Dutch. That is, she hails from the Netherlands. But I can’t be sure, because everything I’ve found on her on the net have been in some weird foreign language, which basically means it’s not English, thus it qualifies as “weird” to me. But, if I had to guess, I would say that Suzanne De Jong, a model and actress (but mostly model and commercial TV actress), is Dutch, and if I’m wrong, well, sh-t happens and then you wake up one day and realize that life sucks because your dream of becoming a rich movie star and banging hot supermodels didn’t come true. God, real life sucks, huh?

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Polgar Krisztina

15 November 2007

So who the hell is Polgar Krisztina? Um, I have absolutely no idea, but judging by the name, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that she fits into our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, and if not, oh well, write me an angry email or something. Don’t worry about my feelings; as it’s been obviously known by now, I no longer have any feelings, having had them ripped out of me a few years back just after I started writing for this site. Or blog, as the kids call it. And of course by “kids” I mean anyone who isn’t me. Ahem, where was I? Oh right, Polgar Krisztina is a foreign babe, and she looks really great in lingerie and a two-piece bikini. Please to enjoy.

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