According to her bio on IMDB.com, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, German socialite Cora Schumacher is married to Ralf Schumacher, a Formula 1 race car driver. What’s a Formula 1 race car? Well, they’re not like NASCAR, in that the F1 cars are those small, low-to-the-ground cars, and not stock cars, like the ones used in NASCAR. (I’m guessing, of course; it’s not like I watch any of these racing things. They’re tedious and boring as hell.) And also according to her bio on IMDB.com, Cora Schumacher has the distinction of ranking #4 in German FHM’s “100 Unsexiest Women in the World” in 2006. That, in case you don’t realize, is an insult. What’s so “unsexy” about Cora? She’s pretty damn hot in my opinion.
8 November 2007
With a name like Marion Raven, how could our Random Foreign Babe of the Day be anything but a singer-songwriter from Lørenskog, Norway? Okay, so she was also a child actor before turning her attention to music and body-hugging black latex pants, but you know what I mean. Her latest is the English language Set Me Free, which she’s been doing a whirlwind tour for in the UK and other parts of Europe. I haven’t seen her in the U.S. yet, but then again, I’m as plugged into the American music scene as Britney Spears is plugged into the Good Parenting scene. Here are some reasons to pay attention to Marion Raven when she shows up on MTV, plus a music video for her song “Break You”, which I’m assuming is about Mister Plastic. Or not.
7 November 2007
TV show host and actress Nadine Kruger, who hails from East Germany, is our Random Foreign Babe of the Day. And no, before you ask, she’s not related to Freddy, because, you know, that’s what I immediately thought when I heard her name. Well, not really, but you know, it sounded good while I was typing it, but not so much now. Go figure. Anyhoo. Her name is Nadine Kruger, and she co-hosts the German TV show Interaktiv, and according to her bio on IMBD.com, she once took acting lessons at the Lee Strasberg Institute in New York. I guess since she’s mostly hosting TV shows on German TV, those acting lessons really didn’t help. Oh well, live and learn I always say.
6 November 2007
You know, maybe Adolf wasn’t completely bonkers when he was talking about building the master race, because let’s face it, even I have noticed that I’m posting a lot of German celebrities lately, so much so that I should probably create another category just for them. Then again, Adolf was an insane piece of shit, but I digress. Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is German pop singer Sandy Molling, who besides doing the pop, is also a songwriter and actress, and as you can see from these pictures, she looks really awesome in a two-piece bikini. Mama mia, those German girls sure know how to live right. I think I’m in love. Or lust. Either/or.
5 November 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is most definitely a babe, but here’s the kicker — she’s apparently very smart, too. Her name is Dorota Rabczewska, and she’s a Polish singer, and according to her bio on IMDB.com, our tattooed babe is a member of MENSA and boasts an IQ of 156. Now again, it’s IMDB.com, and any monkey with a keyboard and Internet connection can add data to it, so I can’t really take that seriously. After all, why would anyone with an IQ of 156 tattoo herself? It just doesn’t seem to make sense to me, but then again, I don’t have an IQ of 156, so what do I know what geniuses are wont to do. But I gotta tell you, Dorota Rabczewska sure is brilliant about what she wears. Here she is at the recent MTV Europe Music Awards.
1 November 2007
With a name like Anneliisa Tonisson, you’d expect our Random Foreign Babe of the Day to hail from some place exotic, or at the very least, cold like Alaska or Sweden or places thereabouts. Instead, Anneliisa Tonisson is an Australian model who has — um, well, that’s pretty much all I know about her. Suffice it to say, the little lady looks like a million bucks in a two-piece bikini, and in this day and age, that’s worth the price of gold, kinda like tea in England back in the old days, you know. Yeah, that’s an analogy I’m definitely going to stick with. Look, maybe it’s wrong, but I’ve made my choice and I’m going to stick with it. Call me stubborn, but I like to say I’m just really confident, even when I’m wrong. Anyhoo. Anneliisa Tonisson. Bikini. Wow.
29 October 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the day is one Joana Freitas, not to be confused with Joanna Freitas. Because, you know, I can see how you could get them mixed up, what with the extra “n” and all — or in this case, the lack of an extra “n” in the name. But I think that’s a Portuguese thing, because I’m pretty sure Joana Freitas is Portuguese, from the land of Portugal, which according to my extensive knowledge of world geography, is somewhere between China and Alaska. Or is that China and Canada? Look, just because I’m really good in geography doesn’t mean I know everything about the world, okay? Sometimes I, you know, get things wrong. Damn you Masters Degree! Anyhoo. Enjoy some Joana Freitas in her skivvies.
26 October 2007
Besides looking like a million bucks in a two-piece bikini, our spicy Italian Giulia Olivetti was also voted “smartest star in the Italian entertainment world”. I have no idea what that means, but that’s the word on the street, and of course by “street” I mean my basement. You know, where I keep all my friends. And of course by “friends” I’m talking about those people I make up and even give names to because, you know, it’s only right to give them names. I mean, I did make them up and all, so it would be kind of rude not to give them names, know what I mean? But I digress. Giulia Olivetti is really hot, and I hear she works in the Italian film industry. Or TV industry. Well, one of those industries.
25 October 2007
The most interesting thing about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Esther Schweins isn’t the woman herself, but these cryptic bio on her someone left on IMDB.com. It reads: “Survived the Indian Ocean earthquake during a holiday in Sri Lanka. The tsuami washed her and her mother about 200 metres away. While Esther wasn’t injured, her mother suffered a heart attack. After surviving the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake, she quited her apartment and decided to have no permanent residence.” Um, how do you “quit” your apartment? Where does she live now, in her car? In a hotel? In her boyfriend’s cardboard box? Questions, questions. But you know what isn’t open to questions? Esther Schweins is a babe.
20 October 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Anette Olzon, who sounds and looks a lot like Evanescence’s Amy Lee, but is Swedish and part of the band Nightwish. According to the net, the band’s genre is called “symphonic power metal”, which basically means it’s loud instrumentals fronted by Anette Olzon’s sweet, sweet ass voice. Check out some pictures of Nightwish’s lead singer and a music video for the band’s song Nemo. I think you’ll agree that looking great and sounding great is basically the bonanza, and the two things are not necessarily a mutually synonymous in the world of music.
11 October 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Laura Chiatti, makes me want to have a nice glass of wine and call Hannibal Lecter over for lunch, then just as he’s about to eat me, I’d whack him in the back of the head with a frying pan and then call the cops because, you know, I’m a law and order type of guy, and serial killer cannibals are a no-no in my book. But I digress. Laura Chiatti is an Italian actress and model, famous for doing, um, Italian TV and movies. Being that I can’t speak Italian or have ever seen an Italian TV show (although I have seen an Italian movie every now and then, usually now, but sometimes then when time permits), I’ve never seen any of her shows, but boy, I sure would like to.
10 October 2007
I know what you’re thinking: “Hmm, the Random Foreign Babe of the Day category sure gets a lot of German ladies…” but let me assure you, it’s all in your mind. There is no conspiracy. It just so happens that a lot of the lovely ladies of the world hail from Germany, such as Yvonne Catterfeld, a singer, actress, and TV host. You know, maybe Hitler was onto something when he declared that Germans were the Master Race. Or maybe not. As we know by now, Hitler was a frakkin’ douche bag, so nevermind that last sentence. Get some Deutschland lovin’ with Yvonne Catterfeld. One of her music videos included for your listening (and visual) pleasure.
8 October 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Alessia Ventura, another one of those Italian model/actresses who looks so insanely good in a two-piece bikini that upon seeing her your jaw drops to the floor, resulting in you accidentally stepping on it, which really hurts in case you don’t know how it feels. So who is Alessia Ventura? Um, I don’t really know, but IMDB.com says she’s a TV host, or she appears on TV, or something. Just take our word for it: she’s worth spending a minute to ogle at her pictures and to remember her name. Plus, did I mention that she looks really good in a bikini? Wait, I did? Nevermind, then.
4 October 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Alexandra Kamp, hails from Germany — Baden-Baden, West Germany, to be exact, which as we all know, is close to Cool-Cool, East Germany. Right? I mean, that’s what my geography class told me, and as everyone knows, my knowledge of world geography is second only to my ability to bullshit you about my genius in geography. Having said that, take my word for it, Alexandra Kamp is worth going to Baden-Baden for. That is, if she was there waiting for you. I mean, what the hell, you going to fly all the way there if she’s not there? Of course not, that would just be stupid. And you’re not stupid, are you?
3 October 2007
Our latest Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Tamara Sedmak, comes to us courtesy of German TV, where apparently looking and being built like Pamela Anderson is a major plus, because Tamara Sedmak, besides having a great name, looks fetching in that two-piece gold bikini. And did I mention that she looks a heck like Pam Anderson? Oh right, I did. Anyhoo. Here’s Tamara Sedmak in what I’m assuming is the German edition of Maxim Magazine. So remember, kids, the next time you’re in Germany, remember to always lock your door — and oh yeah, tune into German TV for Tamara Sedmak. She was in Maxim, doncha know, and boy does she ever fit right in!
1 October 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Helena Paparizou, is a Greek singer who was born and raised in Sweden, and who won the wacky as heck Eurovision Song Contest in 2005 for her song “My Number One”, which is not to be confused with her other hit, “My Number Two”, which as you may recall, was about some, ahem, very unsavory bodily functions. Wait, no, it wasn’t. Um, what was I saying? Oh right. Helena Paparizou is quite the babe, and we won’t hold the fact that she actually participated in that awful Eurovision Song Contest against her because, let’s face it, if we didn’t all do something pretty awful in our life, life would just be so boring. (And no, I don’t know what I just said. Just go with it…)
26 September 2007
I don’t know who our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is, or where she comes from (although since this issue of FHM that she’s in its apparently the Portugal edition, I’m guessing she MAY be Portugese, but don’t hold me to it), but she sure looks good with most of her clothes somewhere on the floor, or maybe left behind in my basement. Either way, Diana Parente is one smoking hot babe, even if those things she calls breasts are the size of mosquito bites. But hey, who ever said you needed big boobies to be hot? Diana Parente certainly doesn’t, and we appreciate her for her naturalness.
25 September 2007
You gotta love a name like Preity Zinta, especially when you are, actually, pretty to boot. Such is the golden life of Bollywood actress Preity Zinta, who comes to us from India sporting a certain wholesomeness about her, mixed in with a little sex appeal, that we just can’t ignore. Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day has over 29 movies to her credit, and is one of the most successful Indian actresses you’ve never heard of. Well, that is, unless you live in India, or if you’re not Indian, then you really like Bollywood movies, which would be kind of weird, but hey, to each his own. Get some of the pretty Preity Zinta.
24 September 2007
Besides being a fetching French lass, Cecile Cassel is also the sister of actor Vincent Cassel, which makes her the step-sister of Monica Bellucci, the Italian bombshell turned Italian-French bombshell. What exactly does that have to do with the rising price of rice in China? Well for one if you were looking for wet fantasy material, you couldn’t go wrong with cooking up a scenario where Monica is home alone when Cecile shows up to see her brother, and one thing leads to another and — well, you know where I’m going with this, don’t you? Here’s Cecile Cassel, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day.
20 September 2007
So what exactly do I know about Joyce Van Nimmen that I can justify putting her in the Random Foreign Babe of the Day column? I’ll tell you what, boys, the things I know about Joyce Van Nimmen, I could fill a whole book. If by “book” you mean one of those pamphlets someone stuffs into your car’s windshield when you park it and run into the store for a can of coke, come out and see it, and you go, “Dude, someone shove a frakkin’ pamphlet into my windshield! Now that just sucks!” That kind of pamphlet. Which is to say, I don’t know anything about Joyce Van Nimmen, except that she may or may not be Belgium, because at one point she showed up in the Belgium version of Maxim Magazine. Aside from that? The girl is smoking hot, and let’s just go with that.
13 November 2007