How great is German actress Alexandra Neldel’s life? She was a dental assistant before she got discovered by a casting director who put her in the movies, as the kids would say. Basically, it’s the same story you hear everyday in Hollywood about how a girl from the Midwest goes to Hollywood to make it big, gets a job as a waitress, and some bigshot producer discovers her and puts her in the movies and suddenly she’s famous overnight. Kinda like that. Except, well, it’s not Hollywood and Alexandra Neldel is a Berliner. But besides that, she’s hot, and is our Random Foreign Babe of the Day. And hey, she kinda looks like Kim Raver, too…
11 September 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Felicitas Woll, is a German TV actress, and since I have never been to Germany, and so will never see anything even close to being called “German TV”, I have absolutely no idea who she is or what she’s all about, but I do know this: she is random, she is foreign, and she is a babe, so she definitely fits the category. According to her bio on IMDB.com, Felicitas “supports people with Down syndrome,” which is a good thing, because anyone who is against people with Down syndrome is just a big fat jerk. Am I right or am I right, girls? (Well, unless the person with Down syndrome was kind of a jerk, then I guess it COULD be okay not to like them…)
28 August 2007
Another day, another former contestant on the Big Brother TV show (this one from Big Brother Norway) graces our Random Page. And what a contestant she is, too. Her name is Linni Meister, and she qualifies for our Random Foreign Babe of the Day by being both foreign and a babe. A little while ago Linni Meister even became more infamous by having a sex tape of her and a boyfriend released onto the Internet, where all celebrity sex tapes go to die — or thrive, as the case may be. We would definitely like to get our hands on that tape if anyone would like to send it to us, but if not, we’ll just have to resort to using our imaginations. Damn imaginations!
27 August 2007
I don’t know all that much about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Sarah Chronis, but I do know this: that name would make a great name for a badass chick from the future sent through time to save us from evil androids, or aliens, or maybe even killer plants. But she’s gotta come from the future, where the name “Chronis” makes sense. Anyways, that’s what I’m thinking. Sarah Chronis is either a Greek soap opera actress or just a really hot foreign chick who ended up in one of FHM Magazine’s foreign editions. Either way, she’s our Babe of the Day.
23 August 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the day is Valerie Zwikker, who hails from Amersfoort, Utrecht, Netherlands, which makes her Dutch. I think. Aren’t people from the Netherlands called Dutch? I’m sure it is. Again, I could probably just Google this and find out for sure, but, um, I’m really lazy today, so this guess will have to do. (Damn my lack of world education!) I believe she’s a TV personality, and hosts a TV show, and just happens to be good enough to show up on the cover and pages of Maxim Magazine. I think it’s the Dutch version of Maxim, if such a thing exists. In any case, cowboy chaps have never looked better than when they slapped it on Valerie Zwikker. (By the way, wouldn’t “Zwikker” make for a cool pseudonym?)
21 August 2007
Filipina actress Angel Locsin was recently voted the second sexiest woman in the world right behind Angelina Jolie by FHM magazine, and I’ve never even heard of her. Well we’re going to change that now. Besides being one of the most famous faces in the Philippines, Angel Locsin was recently caught up in a sex tape scandal that turned out false. Well, okay, it was a tape of someone who looks like her having sex, but it wasn’t her. Instead, it was a Thai adult actress name Natt Chanapa, who has since been arrested by the Thai Government. I guess no one in Thai has sex; or if they do, they can’t tape it. Watch out, Pamela Anderson! But back to Angel Locsin and why she’s ranked second behind Angelina Jolie. I mean, okay, she’s cute, but come on, there has to be hotter girls in the Philippines, right? Eh, I could be wrong.
20 August 2007
I don’t know a whole lot about Alexandra Polzin, but she sure is one hot tamale, and I’m pretty sure she isn’t even Latin or Spanish. (Wait, are those the same things? Oh whatever.) In any case, Alexandra Polzin is our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, and she’s quite the babe. I don’t speak any foreign language, but from what I can gather on the web, Alexandra seems to be a German celebrity. Possibility a TV personality or actress, since IMDB.com has her listed as the host of the German version of “Big Brother”. I think it’s the German version. Look, it’s all Greek to me, guys.
17 August 2007
I know what you’re thinking: “Oh joy, it’s another entry into the Random Foreign Babe of the Day, and he’s going to make up shit about the girl again.” Um, okay, so you guys know me very well. Her name is Eva Horvath, and I don’t know butkus about her. IMDB.com has a couple of people listed under that name, and my buds at Wikipedia are curiously mute on the subject of one Eva Horvath. All I know is that Eva Horvath is one super duper babelicious babe, and the way she’s working these two-piece bikini? (Not to mention the body glitter?) I’m going to assume you guys have given me a pass on background info on Eva Horvath, and will be satisfied with ogling the stupendous pictures of a stupendously fabulous woman.
16 August 2007
Ooooh lala, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is French actress Marion Cotillard, who has been in some high-profile films, including Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s “A Very Long Engagement” and Ridley Scott’s recent “A Good Year” across from Russell Crowe. She’s famous as all heck in France and Europe, but most people wouldn’t recognize her on the streets in the States. Okay, that’s not true. Pretty much EVERYONE wouldn’t recognize her on the streets in the States. Which is too bad for them, because Marion Cotillard is deserving of being noticed. She is, as the kids would say, frakkin’ hot.
9 August 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day has one of those names that is a little hard to spell, and even harder to say. It’s even harder if you’re not Polish and aren’t used to this kind of names. But I think you’ll agree that Polish pop singer Edyta Gorniak’s name is worth learning how to spell and pronounce. Currently one of the judges of American Idol-wannabe “Soapstar Superstar”, a Reality TV show where wannabe singers get their dreams of stardom crushed by the viewing audience, Edyta Gorniak has appeared in the Polish edition of Playboy three times, and we can see why. In a word, Edyta Gorniak is one delicious Polish sausage. Okay, so maybe that’s more than one word…
6 August 2007
If “Grey’s Anatomy” has taught Americans anything, it’s that TV is where we should all go to have our social issues resolved for us. Which is why I’m suggesting we turn our attention to Spain’s hospital drama “Hospital Central”, starring today’s Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Diana Palazon as Doctor Laura Llanos. She’s a Spanish spitfire, she’s brunette, and she’s cute as a cuddly panda. Even cuter, in fact, and I bet if you asked her, she and her fellow fake docs could tell us how to solve our HMO problems. Hey, if you can’t get fake doctors to solve your real-life problems for you, what’s the point in watching them? Exactly.
15 July 2007
Thank God for generous cleavage, or otherwise we would never have known about Germany’s Verona Pooth. It was because of her righteous cleavage that Verona journeyed across the transom and to our little corner of the world, and smack dab into our Random Foreign Babe of the Day category. Described as a German TV celebrity, entertainer, commercial icon and businesswoman, Verona can best be described as a Renaissance woman. She is also an ex-Miss Germany and ex-Miss Intercontinental, and loss at the Miss Universe pageant. Bonus Verona Pooth points: she was born in Bolivia, and she named her son San Diego.
8 July 2007
So who is our Random Foreign Babe of the Day? Well, her name is Konta Barbara, and her friends call her Csicsek, and she hails from Budapest, Hungary, where you can buy just about anything, including posters of Kitt from the TV show “Knight Rider” for $5, but $4 on Sundays. Becuase, you know, everyone loves Kitt from “Knight Rider”. But I digress. What little we do know about Konta Barbara (besides the obvious fact that she’s a major babe) comes courtesy of IMDB, which as we all know is always right, all the time. Except the times when they’re wrong, I mean.
5 July 2007
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Mira Craig, might not even have qualified for this category if her father, an American, hadn’t been in Oslo, Norway in 1982 when Mira popped out of her mother’s womb. (Wow, that was graphic and really unnecessary, sorry about that.) In any case, Mira Craig is a Norwegian pop singer who writes and produces all her songs and music videos, which means she’s no Britney Spears wannabe. And Thank God, because seriously, this world can’t handle more than one crazy bald chick at a time. Among Mira’s accomplishments (besides looking good), is a Newcomer of The Year award at Alarm-prisen, a Norwegian music awards show that I watch religiously every year. No, really.
2 July 2007
It’s been a while since we indulged in some Random Foreign Babe of the Day posting, and I bet some of you thought we had given it up for dead. For shame! Here’s our latest entry, Dutch TV babe Sylvie Van Der Vaart, who also goes by Sylvie Meis. Personally I’d go with the latter name. The former, well, is just so Dutch. The hottie is married to Dutch soccer player Rafael Van der Vaart (well at least she’s keeping it Dutch — har har, get it?), and the two have a son named Damián Rafael van der Vaart. If you want to see more of Sylvie, head over to Breda, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands, or just look at the bikini-clad pictures below. I’d go for the pictures myself and save the airfare.
22 June 2007
Helloooooooooo Romania! Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Ramona Badescu, calls Craiova, Romania her home, but we like to think that she came straight to us from Heaven. Then again, maybe I’m just overly medicated, so don’t listen to me. Where might have you seen Ramona? (God, is she gorgeous or what?) Well she’s done a lot of TV work, including “Gran casinò” and “Incantesimo 2″. And really, who hasn’t seen “Incantesimo 2″ and it’s predecessor, “Incantesimo” and loved it? I know I do! Wait, did I mention that Ramona Badescu gives Monica Bellucci a run for her money?
17 June 2007
Musician/singer/guitarist Ketevan “Katie” Melua, or just Katie Melua was born in the former Soviet Union satellite country of Georgia, before relocating to Northern Ireland, and then making the jump to England. Basically, the poor girl has moved more than O.J. Simpson running from his civil lawsuit damages. (Okay, that doesn’t really make sense, but just go with it.) Here are some reasons why you should keep an eye out for Katie Melua’s music. And yes, if looks could sell CDs, Katie Melua will probably sell a whole ton of CDs. Then again, maybe not.
14 June 2007
Virginie Efira is Belgian, but she works as an anchorwoman on French TV. And here I thought the French didn’t allow people who weren’t French or Muslim on their airwaves. Go figure! So why did Virginie Efira meet our standards for the Random Foreign Babe of the Day? Well for one she’s got a pretty incredible rack, that face is cute as hell, and the blond look goes with her like white on rice. And get this: she played Liz Wilson in the French-language version of “Garfield: The Movie”, and come on, when you star in “Garfield”, you’re okay in my book. (Being hot also helps.)
11 June 2007
Russian model Amanda Braun is from Russia with Love, which is a good thing, because let’s face it, the only thing worst than a Russian who doesn’t come from Russia with Love is the kind that tries to smash your head with her thighs. (Yes, Xenia Zirgavna Onatopp, I’m looking at you!) Well anyways, here’s Amanda Braun, whose name doesn’t sound Russian at all, but from all that I’ve found of her on the net, which isn’t all that much, she is. And oh yeah, the Soviet sickle in the background sort of gave it away, too.
9 June 2007
Germany-Turkish model Sebnem Schaefer was born Jennifer Şebnem Macide Simone Schaefer, which is a really, really long name, so we’re just going to stick with calling her Şebnem Schaefer, or Jen Jen for short. Here’s some info on her from Wikipedia: She took part in the Turkish version of the show “Dancing on Ice around the world”, and she came the 7th among the 10 participating celebrities. She was disappointed with that result, and she claimed that she had danced better than many of the skaters in the show. As a result, she rejected to do the final dance. And um she looks really good in a bikini.
12 September 2007