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Random Model of the Day: Trish Goff

2 September 2009

Wouldn’t it be funny if Trish Goff turned into a golf pro? I mean, think of all the clever headlines you could come up with for newspaper articles. Okay, maybe not that many. After a while, it’d probably get old pretty fast. Anyways, luckily for us, Trish Goff isn’t a pro golfer, but a pro modeler. That’s a word, right? She’s done gigs for Victoria’s Secret and all the fashion magazines, and tonight she’s guest starring in my fantasies. It’s very crowded in there, but I think I can squeeze her in.

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Random Model of the Day: Jani Askevold

9 July 2009

So what separates our Random Model of the Day Jani Askevold from your average Victoria’s Secret supermodel? Well, the fact that I had no idea who she was until I ran into her pictures sorta does it. Then agian, it’s not like I’m the guy who gets to decide who is a supermodel or not. I mean, sure, I’m pretty awesome, and I’ve been known to be pretty special, but even I ain’t that powerful. Anyways, so here are some pics of Norwegian model Jani Askevold. She’s definitely going places. Preferably straight to my basement.

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Random Model of the Day: Valeria Dos Santos

8 July 2009

Your Random Model of the Day is one Valeria Dos Santos, who I’m going to guess by her name that she hails from Down South. I could be wrong, of course, but I’m probably not. When it comes to geography, I’m up there with the masters like Picasso and you know all those other guys that paint. Anyways, Valeria Dos Santos sure looks mighty good doing the modeling thing, but of course if she didn’t, she wouldn’t end up working as a model. Which, now that I think about, kinda makes what I said about her looking good somewhat redundant. Oh well. Please to ogle.

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Random Model of the Day: Priscila Monroe

16 April 2009

For some reason, it’s hard to find a whole lot of information on our Random Model of the Day, Priscila Monroe. I believe she’s Latin, although I can’t be sure, and you kids know me and facts. I gotta get them facts right come hell or high water! Why, if I even smelled that I was wrong about something, I might, er, you know, try not to be wrong. And stuff. Oh who am I kidding. I’m not going to let something as minor as “facts” prevent me from posting some nice pics of model Priscila Monroe. She’s a model, she looks good in lingerie. What else you gotta know?

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Random Model of the Day: Jillian Murray

15 April 2009

Our Random Model of the Day was so hot, they put her in a videogame. Okay, so a lot of people have had videogame characters modeled after them, but not a lot of them looks like Jillian Murray. You may know her as Liara T’Soni from the videogame “Mass Effect”. Or you may not. Hey, I don’t know what kind of social life you have. Maybe you do, maybe you don’t. Whatever, we’re not talking about you today. We’re talking about Jillian Murray, who can currently be seen on the Disney Channel’s “Sonny with a Chance.” I think that’s a TV show. She’s also got the horror flick “The Graves” coming out in 2010. Check them out, and when people catch you watching the Disney Channel, you can always tell them you’re watching it for Jillian Murray. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

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Random Model of the Day: Hilary Rhoda

26 March 2009

Contrary to popular belief, Chevy Chase, Maryland is not named after Chevy Chase the actor, but instead Chevy Chase the magician. Oh I’m just kiddin’ ya, kids. There is no such person as a magician name Chevy Chase. Or at least, that we know of. Hmm. Where was I? Oh right, our Random Model of the Day is Hilary Rhoda, who besides hailing from Chevy Chase, Maryland, has exploded thanks to an appearance in the 2009 edition of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. You know, the issue that has nothing to do with sports, and is all about half-naked girls posing on beaches? Thank you, Sports Illustrated! Here are some of Hilary’s highlights from the issue, plus a making-of video, because I’m cool that way.

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Random Model of the Day: Elsa Hosk

11 March 2009

Our Random Model of the Day Elsa Hosk hails from Sweden, where it’s always Winter and mass transit means you can go from house to house using nothing but snowboards. Yes, it’s true. The Swedes are just cool that way. That’s where Elsa Hosk comes from. Okay, so maybe I got Sweden mixed up with Utah, but close enough. Here’s Elsa Hosk. She’s a model, and she looks really good in a bikini. She’s blonde, 5′9″, and when she flashes those baby blue eyes for you, you’re liable to run into traffic and get run over by a car. Hey, if you’re gonna get run over by a car, why not at the hands of a hot Swede with a killer bod?

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Random Model of the Day: Gerda-Marie Mare

10 March 2009

Our Random Model of the Day is another Sports Illustrated hottie from London name Gerda-Marie Mare. According to her Sports Illustrated (South African edition) profile, our very attractive bikini model loves tennis, because she’s into chicks and chicks grunting as they chase those yellow balls are like really attractive. Okay, so I made that last part up, but she really is into tennis, and I’m pretty sure tennis means the same thing in the UK as it does in the States. I could be wrong, of course, but if my masterful knowledge of all international cultures is dead on, I’m probably not. Yes, I know everything about every country. For instance, did you know Australia is really cold 90% of the time? True fact.

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Random Model of the Day: Cassie Colvin

4 March 2009

Our Random Model of the Day is Cassie Colvin, a redhead beauty that you won’t be able to find anything on these here Internets. She’s a total mystery to the world, except for the fact that she’s got a rocking body and it’s not everyday you find a gorgeous lingerie and bikini model who is also a redhead. I think there might be a fashion law or something that you can only allow once every decade, although I could be wrong. Personally, I think fashion designers don’t like hiring ravishing redheads like Cassie Colvin because they’re just too smoking hot. Okay, so maybe that doesn’t make any sense, but whatever. Here are some Cassie Colvin. Please to ogle.

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Random Model of the Day: Lisa Cazzulimi

25 February 2009

Our Random Model of the Day is Lisa Cazzulimi, who hails from the Land Down Under. No, I’m not talking about China, I’m talking about Australia! Man, your geography sucks, guys. Anyways, who is Lisa Cazzulimi, exactly? I haven’t a clue, but she definitely qualifies for our Random Model of the Day category, being that she’s a model, and today is a day. I’m not sure what day it is exactly, since I’ve run our of my daily brew of Red Bull, and you know what that means — yup, it’s another full day of wandering around in a daze, not knowing where I’m going, where I’ve been, and getting mugged by schoolgirls after 4:00 p.m. Cause, you know, that’s when schoolgirls get out of school. Ahem. Get some Lisa Cazzulimi.

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Random Model of the Day: Jenny Lopez

18 February 2009

Our Random Model of the Day is Jenny Lopez, not to be confused with Jennifer Lopez, the singer, actress, clothing line diva. And it’s as good thing, too, because I’m not sure if this world can survive two Jennifer Lopezes running around. Can you imagine the chaos? The sheer “OMFG there are two of them!” of it all? Well have no fear, this Jenny Lopez is just a model, so you probably won’t be seeing her trying to sing or act anytime soon. But the better point, how many times do you think Jenny Lopez has to explain to people over the phone that she’s not that OTHER Jenny Lopez? Hey, how about this: instead of JLo, she can be JenLo! See the difference? No? Eh, whatever. You’re not paying me to do this, shut up.

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Random Model of the Day: Ginta Lapina

17 February 2009

In my many years of traveling, I’ve been to pretty much every country on the planet, and of all the exotic locales I’ve been to, Latvia remains the best place to visit. Why? For one, the people are extremely friendly, the mountains are nice to climb, and when you’re really bored, they’ll let you shoot a goat for $5 bucks and skin it. For an additional $2 bucks they’ll skin it for you and let you ride it. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a dead, skinned goat. Oh wait, maybe that was a dream I had? Nevermind. I bring that up only because our Random Model of the Day, one Ginta Lapina, is from the great country of Latvia. See, and you thought I just make this shit up randomly, didn’t you? Hah! Suck on that, doubters!

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Random Model of the Day: Shannan Click

12 February 2009

Our Random Model of the Day is one Shannan Click, an American model based out of New York. According to Shannan Click, she’s known primarily for her legs, but I’d like to add gorgeous eyes, nice body, a generous rack, and did I mention a nice rack? Yeah, I think I did. While Shannan Click makes her living as a model, according to IMDB.com she’s gone into acting, with a small role as “List Member #3″ in the recently Godawful movie “Deception”. You know, the one about the sex club? Yeah, I don’t remember it, either. Please to ogle some Shannan Click in lingerie pictures.

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Random Model of the Day: Elisandra Tomacheski

5 February 2009

Our Random Model of the Day is Elisandra Tomacheski, another Brazilian beauty with blonde hair and blue eyes. Yes, you heard that right. She’s a Brazilian with blonde hair and blue eyes. That must be, like, finding a redheaded girl in Asia, you don’t see that very often. Of course the carpet might not match the drapes in this case, not that it matters. Elisandra Tomacheski is what you call a girl with good birthing hips. Combine that with some nice curves and great eyes, and you got yourself a model you can bring home to mom. Of course, she might think you just abducted her, being that Elisandra Tomacheski is probably way too hot for you, but I’m sure you can convince her otherwise. If not, eh, mom’s nuts, anyway, am I right?

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Random Model of the Day: Natalia Vodianova

4 February 2009

Our Random Model of the Day is Natalia Vodianova, a Russian gal from, well, Russia. Where would a Russian girl be from, Mars? Stupid question. You know what’s not a stupid question? When was the last time Russia gave us something as good as Natalia Vodianova. I’d have to say it had something to do with a certain clear liquid in a bottle. I think you know what I’m talking about, being the booze hound bastards you all are. But I digress. Here are some very seductive pictures of the wonderfully hippy Natalia Vodianova. Them’s some fine birthing hips right there, folks.

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Random Model of the Day: Violet Budd

29 January 2009

With a name like Violet Budd, how could you do anything other than become a world famous model? Or at least, a very hot model who makes people’s lingerie look good? Okay, so maybe there’s nothing in a name, but it sure helps. Then again, I know a guy name Rosie who went to work as a butcher. Yes, there was a guy name Rosie. So what of it? He could punch you out if you looked at him wrong. Anyways, where was I? Oh right. Your Random Model of the Day is one Violet Budd, who is British, I believe. Of course I could be wrong, but whatever. Don’t judge me.

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Random Model of the Day: Andrea Myrander

26 January 2009

I don’t know who Andrea Myrander is, but I do know this: she’s a model, she looks good without a whole lot of clothes on, and she’s pretty random. Thus, I’m completely justified in calling her our Random Model of the Day. So there, told you I never post anything without thinking about it for a second or two. Anyways, so who is Andrea Myrander? What, haven’t you been listening? I already told you, I don’t know a thing about the girl, except that she’s really hot and makes her living as a model. Don’t let the lack of information about the woman keep you from ogling about her and slotting her in your fantasy rolodex. She’s already squeezed in between Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba in mine…

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Random Model of the Day: Hana Nitsche

22 January 2009

Germany’s Hana Nitsche is your Random Model of the Day. Remember Hana Nitsche? No? Well don’t worry, it doesn’t matter. You can get acquainted with her now. See, I’m flexible that way. As I was saying, Hana Nitsche comes to us all the way from Germany, where she participated in that Germany’s Next Top Model TV show. What’s Germany’s Next Top Model? It’s like America’s Next Top Model, except with, you know, German models. See how that works? And you thought TV was like complex and shit. I beg to differ. Anyhoo, here are some catalog shots of Hana Nitsche in a variety of swimwear. I would have preferred bikinis, of course, but then I’m just naturally pervy that way.

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Random Model of the Day: Lee-Ann Liebenberg

22 January 2009

Our Random Model of the Day is one Lee-Ann Liebenberg, a woman whose profession is modeling, which involves looking good, eating good, and just generally not looking like you just woke up in the morning, even if you’ve just woken up in the morning. Lee-Ann Liebenberg hails from South Africa, or Roodeport, Gauteng, South Africa to be precise. What, you don’t know where Roodeport, Gauteng, South Africa is? For shame! Everyone knows it’s somewhere between Canada and Alaska. Man, you guys need to go back to school if you don’t know that! So here’s Lee-Ann Liebenberg in various swimswear, because how else do you want to be introduced to a new model but in swimswear?

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Random Model of the Day: Jillian Beyor

20 January 2009

Jillian Beyor is most famous for being involved with some magazine where boys play or something, I’m not really sure, but what is notable about Jillian Beyor is that she was one of the contestants on the “reality” (cough*cough*) TV show Beauty and the Geek, where beauties (i.e. Jillian Beyor) are paired off with some geeks (i.e. virgin nerds) to compete for prizes, or something like that. Okay, so I’ve only actually seen one episode of Beauty and the Geek, and that’s because I ran across it by accident, and thought the girls on the show were kinda hot. Jillian Beyor is one of those girls in the 2008 season. As you can tell, she definitely fits the “beauty” criteria.

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