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Random Model of the Day: Heidi Cortez

Today’s Random Model of the Day is Heidi Cortez, who legend has it, knew she wanted to get into “the biz” (as they call it over there in Lalaland) from a very early age, which is pretty admirable, because when I was at my “early age”, I was trying to figure out why glue tasted so good. Heidi Cortez, meanwhile, was trying to get it done as a model, actress, TV personality, and erotic storyteller. All of which I’ve thought about pursuing at one point or time, except the last one. I just don’t have the voice for that profession, alas. Anyways, enough about me, so what’s the deal with the gorgeous Heidi Cortez? Um, she’s really gorgeous. What else you wanna know? Visit her Myspace page and behold the further gorgeous glory of Heidi Cortez, bitches.

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Random Model of the Day: Sarah Mutch

According to IMDB.com, our Random Model of the Day, one Sarah Mutch from Canada, had her biggest role to date on an episode of Supernatural called “Provenance”, which I believe was about a haunted mirror or some such. I don’t recall Sarah Mutch being on it, as the female lead on that episode, I believe, was one Taylor Cole. I could be wrong, of course, and after seeing these pictures of Sarah Mutch, you can bet that I’ll be going back and taking a look at that episode to see if the female lead was her or Cole, or if our model of the day played another character. Either way, there’s a lot to like about Sarah Mutch, one of which being that she’s pretty damn hot. Try to disagree. I dare ya.

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Random Model of the Day: Megan McKenzie

Talk about a model with potential for supermodel status. Mind you, I don’t know if South Africa’s Megan McKenzie isn’t already there, but as far as I can tell, she’s a model with a lot of potential who has yet to achieve the status of a Gisele or Adriana. At least, that’s what not being able to find her name in Wikipedia tells me. Shouldn’t every supermodel have a Wikipedia entry? Okay, so maybe that’s giving Wikipedia way too much credit, and let’s face it, Wikipedia (or Wiki as he likes to be called) already needs a good kick in the pants. But where was I? Oh right. Megan McKenzie has appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s South African edition, and it’s only a matter of time before she takes over one of the Brazilian gal’s place in our collective lust bowl.

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Random Model of the Day: Ana Cunha

Our Random Model of the Day Ana Cunha hails from Brazil (where else?), and is sometimes credited as Ana Cunya. Whatever you want to call her, you should definitely use the words “hot” and “lingerie goodness” somewhere in your description, cause that’s exactly what Ana Cunha is. See how that works? You gotta be hot and look good in a lingerie to be a model. I know, it’s not fair, but hey, that’s how the world works. If you got a problem with that, take it up with, like, the U.N. or something. I hear they hold meetings to talk about this every Wednesday, but I could be wrong. Anyhoo. Here’s Ana Cunha, a 5′9″ leggy goddess from our friends down in Brazil. Please to enjoy.

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Random Model of the Day: Yana Karpova

I hear that our Random Model of the Day Yana Karpova is from Russia, but I don’t know for sure. One thing is for certain, though, is that Yana Karpova is quite the lingerie hottie, and that long, long 5′10″ body is worth climbing if you were offered a chance. So what exactly would you do if a woman like Yana Karpova showed up at your doorsteps? If you’re like me, you would probably wet your pants and run back into your basement and refuse to come up until she leaves, being all shy and what not. But I digress. Here’s a little bit of Yana Karpova, with, in all likelihood, more to come. Why stop here when you don’t have to? That’s just how I roll, bitches.

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Random Model of the Day: Kim Cloutier

Our Random Model of the Day Kim Cloutier has one of those sex appeal that, if she was your teacher, you’d never get out of your chair because, you know, even the biggest text books probably won’t be able to hide the chubby you’ll be sporting as she writes on the chalk board. Or shows up in class. Or just sits at her desk reading as you’re supposed to be doing that homework assignment you forgot the previous day because you were too busy fantasizing about your teacher. Yes, you’re a bad boy like that. What I’m trying to say is, lingerie models by their nature are inherently hot, but man, when you can give eyes like Kim Cloutier, that’s basically an excuse to go to war with a neighboring country. Or two. I believe this is the reason Bush gave for invading Iraq. I could be wrong, of course.

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Random Model of the Day: Jennifer Stano

Who is Jennifer Stano? She’s a 23-year old model and aspiring actress from New York City. According to her bio, she’s 5′7″, 107 lbs, and there isn’t a single ounce of fat on the girl that I can find. Yes, she’s nearly perfect. Flawless, you might even say if you were so inclined to hyperbole. The rack is generous, but apparently not God-given. She’s actually done a video (below) sharing her experiences getting breast augmentation. And damn, that’s a nice job there, doctor! Much props, as the kids would say. So here is Jennifer Stano. It’s only a matter of time before the little lady explodes on the big stage like something that explodes. Just make sure it’s not glass, cause, you know, exploding glass is dangerous and stuff.

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