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American Idols to Meet with American Dumbass

Katharine McPhee got over her bronchitis and laryngitis, which kept her off the “American Idol” live tour (coughYeah rightcough) just in time to join the winner of American Idol 5, Taylor Hicks on a tour of the White House, where they will also meet with Dubya because, you know, what’s more important for the President of the Friggin United States than to meet two reality TV show contestants? Way to go, Dubya. Hell, it beats having to deal with Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Lebanon, Israel, the French, the UN…

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Brad Pitt is Here to Save Your Miserable Ass

There was a time when Brad Pitt wasn’t such a humorless dork who thinks he’s capable of saving the world if only he’ll tour your crappy neighborhood as cameras roll, capturing every contemplative moment. I remember one of Brad’s appearances, on Late Night with Conan O’Brien to promote “Troy”, where Brad had me cracking up with his jokes. Now the guy’s traipsing around Africa with that crazy wife of his (tell me Angelina Jolie isn’t shit out of her mind, I dare you) and adopting little African kids and doing interviews about how they’re the second coming of Jesus Christ, Mother Teresa, and Buddha rolled into one. Puh-leeeze, Brangelina. You are not that special. Read on…

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Daryll Hannah Finally Manages to Get Arrested

You know that saying about has-been actors, that they “can’t even get arrested”? Well, Daryll Hannah, who once upon a time had an actual movie career (remember “Splash”?) has managed to get arrested. Or at least removed from the tree that she was humping — er, I mean, hugging. She was apparently protesting some urbanal renewal that she didn’t want to happen or somesuch. Eh, who cares, it’s hippie crap, and as Eric Cartmen would say, “Hippies piss me off!” But check out Daryll here, wasting taxpayer dollars so she can get back on the news. They should have just trank her and let her fall out of the tree like they do to runaway bears that climbs up trees. Now I’d pay to see that!

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Jessica Simpson Meets with President Bush

Earlier today Jessica Simpson met up with President Dubya Bush to talk about a celebrity cause (or some crap like that). There were earlier reports taht Jessica had left Bushy hanging, but as it turned out, that wasn’t the case. They are very much meeting today in Washington D.C. Boy, wouldn’t you want to be a fly on the wall when these two intellectual powerhouses exchanged geopolitical observations?

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