Random Supermodel of the Day: Raquel Zimmermann
With a name like Raquel Zimmermann, you’d think our Random Supermodel of the Day would be from Germany or some other parts of Europe. But you’d be wrong, because Raquel Zimmermann is yet another product of the supermodel-creating factory known as Brazil to the mapmakers. I honestly don’t know what’s in the water over there that is helping the Brazilians to crank out supermodels by the bushels, but I sure hope they don’t stop any time soon. So where have you seen Raquel? Well, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, which means you’ve probably seen her strutting her leggy self on the VS runways during one of their nationally televise telecast. And that’s another thing — televising Victoria’s Secret fashion shows in primetime TV? Brilliant!
Random Supermodel of the Day: Daniela Urzi
With a name like Daniela Urzi, it’s a good idea to either be a really smoking hot supermodel from Argentina, or a new model of assault rifles. Luckily for us, the only thing Daniela Urzi is shooting at us are her great looks and killer body, because you know, if it was bullets, that would like really suck. For us. Not so much for her, but have you tried getting shot? It ain’t pretty, let me tell you. First there’s the pain, which royally sucks, and then there’s that whole dying thing that follows. And let me assure you, dying is not something you want to go through twice. But I digress. Where was I? Oh right, Daniela Urzi is a supermodel from Argentina. H-O-T.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Jenna Pietersen
It ain’t easy being hot. Just ask our Random Supermodel of the Day, Jenna Pietersen, who hails from South Africa. Yup, all 5′11″ of her. Damn, that’s tall. The last time I saw a girl standing more than 5′8″, I was being tossed out of a circus tent. But leave it to the model industry to give purpose to tall girls who were probably picked on at school, and to give them world-renown status. To the gay guy who thought up fashion in the first place — thanks, dude! Anyways, here are some examples of Jenna Pietersen’s uber hotness. In bikini pictures, of course. What, you think I’m going to post pictures of her knitting or something? Perish the thought, dudes and dudettes.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Melissa Baker
I’ve never heard of Melissa Baker, but according to Wikipedia, she’s an American supermodel. So right there, I’m going to take their word for it and call her a supermodel, so which gives me the perfect excuse to post pictures of her in our Random Supermodel of the Day category. But wait, does she really qualify? Well, she’s been in the 2008 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and really, when you’ve been in the swimsuit edition of SI, isn’t that all that needs to be said. Although I have to admit, Melissa Baker looks a tad more meat, as it were, than your regular SI model. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with a little meat on the bones, am I right or am I right? I certainly wouldn’t kick her out of bed. Or my basement.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Quiana Grant
Let’s face it, except for the rare occasion that has Marisa Miller being their number one girl at the moment, finding an American supermodel in the most recent issues of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is pretty damn hard. Well there’s another girl in the ish besides Marisa Miller, and her name is Quiana Grant. The lovely American was born in Harlem, New York, and you can’t get anymore American than Harlem, baby. Our girl got into the modeling game at 14 (probably because she was already 5′11 or some nutty such), but didn’t pick it up full time until she was 16. What were you doing when you were 14? Besides hiding outside the window of that cute girl from Biology class, I mean?
Random Supermodel of the Day: Lorraine Van Wyk
Sunday may seem like a strange day to showcase a Random Supermodel of the Day, but let’s face it, it’s been ages since I encountered a new supermodel that I hadn’t seen before and was able to use it as an excuse to post really hot pictures of her, so whatever, right? Anyways, our Random Supermodel of the Day is one Lorraine Van Wyk, who hails from somewhere in South Africa, although that might not be true. Or it could be. Point is, there’s very little about her, but she’s done a lot of print work, and I believe, a videogame or two. Either way, she’s worth posting on a slow, boring ass Sunday.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Esther Canadas
Okay, so yeah, it’s been ages since I made an entry into the Random Supermodel of the Day category, but give me a break, do you know how hard it is to find these girls? It’s not like they come around every other week; there’s a limited number of supermodels, you know. But hey, whose whining? The latest entry is one Esther Canadas, a Spanish actress and supermodel originally from Alicante, Costa Blanca. Among her cinematic credits include an appearance in “The Thomas Crown Affair” remake and “Enslavement: The True Story of Fanny Kemble”, which is, you know, the true story of Fanny Kemble, I don’t know if you knew.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Gianne Albertoni
Our Random Supermodel of the Day, one Gianne Albertoni, is a Brazilian, and according to her bio, she was discovered by a photographer when she was a mere 13. Which leads me to this observation: Only in the modeling business, where sensuality is so screwed, that some guy eyeballing a 13 year old girl long enough to convince himself that she would be a great model is generally accepted. Seriously, if I was 13, and some dude was eyeballing me from a distance, I’d run home to momma. Er, I mean, I’d go over and punch him. Yeah, that’s it. I was tough when I was 13. Anyways, Gianne Albertoni. Hot. Bikini. Yow.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Daniella Sarahyba
Is Brazilian supermodel Daniella Sarahyba the second coming of Gisele? Or Adriana? I don’t know, but if she wanted to claim that title, I would be willing to grab a gun or a machete and back her up. And of course by “backing her up” I mean hide behind a bush as she changes. But I digress. Daniella Sarahyba is certainly getting ready to blow up, and it’s amazing why she hasn’t done so already, despite being on Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue for four years running, including the 2008 edition. What she needs to do is date a famous actor, or a not-so-famous webmaster, and then she’ll certainly blow up, as the kids would say. Call me?
Random Supermodel of the Day: Karolina Malinowska
Our Random Supermodel of the Day, Karolina Malinowska, is 5′8″ and change, and probably weighs about 80 pounds soaking wet. Which is probably why she’s able to do work as a supermodel nowadays, because let’s face it, all you really need to work the runways is to be tall and skinny. But hey, that just comes with the territory, so there’s no point in pointing out that Polish supermodel Karolina Malinowska is way too body to take home to momma because the girl would probably end up tossing her meal down the toilet anyways. Still, she’s a supermodel, this is a completely random post, and I’ve run out of ideas. So there you go.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Ujjwala Raut
Let’s face it, when you think of the word “supermodel”, the first thing that pops into your mind isn’t “Indian babe”. Sure, there are plenty of Indian babes out there in the Innerwebs and whatnot, but how many of them are honest to goodness supermodels? Well, our Random Supermodel of the Day Ujjwala Raut definitely qualifies, because if she doesn’t, uh, why would I put her in this category? As my nephew would say: “Like, duh!” Indeed, know-it-all nephew, indeed! So here’s Ujjwala Raut, including some recent pics of her in FHM magazine.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Zoe Duchesne
Our Random Supermodel of the Day, Zoe Duchesne, hails from Canada. Montréal, Quebec, to be precise, but then again, since I used to think Canada was a city in Mexico just last year, whatever, right? But back to Zoe Duchesne. She’s worked for Annabelle, Bobbi Brown, Caroche, Chanel, and has been on the covers of magazines like Flare, Biba, and Elle. And no, I don’t know what Biba is, so don’t ask. Good boy, now go fetch. Please to enjoy a flimsily dressed Zoe Duchesne. I love supermodels, can you tell?
Random Supermodel of the Day: Mini Anden
Our Random Supermodel of the Day may be named Mini Anden, but there’s nothing mini about this Mini. Mini Anden hails from Sweden, where she also works as an actress and TV host (she emceed the Tyra Bank clone Scandinavia’s Next Top Model — yes, there really is such a thing), and in her spare time, she even did some TV producing work. Hey, who doesn’t? She’s done work for Calvin Klein, Donna Karan, BCBG, Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss and Gucci, and has been on the cover of and in the pages of Vogue, Marie Claire, Cosmopolitian and ELLE magazine. Basically, the girl has been around the world, and looks mighty fine doing it, too.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Teresa Moore
You may not know a whole lot about our Random Supermodel of the Day, Teresa Moore, but take my word for it, the girl is definitely worth noticing. Or hey, you could stop being so damn lazy and check out her pictures below, and don’t take my word for it. But whatever the case, Teresa Moore hails from New Zealand, and stands 5′9″, which is plenty tall enough in case you were wondering. She has done work for Diesel, Gap, Glo Jeans, Neutrogena, Triumph, and did I mention that the girl looks practically slammin’ in lingerie?
Random Supermodel of the Day: Julia Stegner
So you think Heidi Klum is the only supermodel out there? Well you’re wrong, suckers! Wrong! There’s another one, and she’s our Random Supermodel of the Day, Julia Stegner. Before wading into the world of supermodeling, Julia Stegner played basketball in school, nabbing the nickname “Bean Bar” because she liked beans, and, um, beans as bars. No, wait, I think it might be because she was tall. Yeah, that makes more sense. Nowadays, you can find Julia Stegner working the runways and slipping on the bra and panties of Victoria’s Secret. (Pssst. Wanna know a secret? Victoria’s secret is that she’s an 80-year old dude with receding hairline. Pass it on.)
Random Supermodel of the Day: Catherine McNeil
Hailing from Down Under (that’s Australia to those of you who don’t parlay geographical slang), our Random Supermodel of the Day is the tall, sleek Catherine McNeil. Like most of her fellow supermodels, Catherine McNeil was scouted at a very young age — at 14, she won a modeling contest search, which propelled her into a life of fame and fortune and catwalk, er, walkin’. So what were you doing at age 14? Me, I was trying to figure out why the glue didn’t taste as good as I remembered. You know, how glue tasted pretty good when you were a kid, but all of a sudden it just got yucky at 14? Yeah, that was the mystery I was trying to solve at 14. Um, yeah, Catherine McNeil.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Iva Kubelkova
Our Random Supermodel of the Day Iva Kubelkova is from the Czech Republic with love. Or maybe not with love. Hey, I don’t know what’s in the woman’s mind, so who knows if she’s got lovin’ in her heart for you boys or not. Stop demanding so much of me! Ahem. Where was I? Oh right, Iva Kubelkova is a really hot supermodel (or maybe she’s just your standard international model, either/or) from the Czech Republic, where rumor has it she was living in a mud hut before someone spotted her and got her into modeling. I’m sure that’s how the story goes. Or maybe not. Um, remember our talk about expecting too much from me? Yeah, that.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Jamie Gunns
Our Random Supermodel of the Day is the improbably named (but it’s apparently her real name) Jamie Gunns, who was scouted when she was just a wee bit 15, but turned down the offer, which means she’s not a dumb girl. Later, Jamie got into acting, and became the new face of Roberto Cavalli, and was walking the runways in Milan in no time. She’s a London girl, and her father constantly calls her to ask if she’s been “corrupted”, according to her. Which I find kind of funny. The only time my father ever calls me is when he wants to know that I’m still not coming home, because he can’t afford to raise me and my brothers. But I digress.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Liz Solari
Now I don’t really know if Argentinian model Liz Solari qualifies to be in our Random Supermodel of the Day, as I’m not sure if she really is a supermodel and whatnot, but um, since supermodels are very hard to come by, I’m going to bend the rules a bit and slot Liz Solari into the category anyway. If you have a problem with that, eat an apple and then punch yourself in the face, because let’s face it, any hot girl in her bra and panties is a good thing, regardless of which category I put her in. Now shut yer yappin’ and start her oglin’.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Anastassija Makarenko
Would it shock you if I told you that our Random Supermodel of the day Anastassija Makarenko is a Russian? It does? What, you didn’t get “Russian” when you saw the tall leggy body, the blonde hair, and that icy cold stare that is parts scary and parts hot? Or hey, how about the fact that she’s 5′11″, and we haven’t seen a 5′11″ blonde Goddess hailing from anywhere except — um, Russia? Or thereabouts. In any case, yes, Anastassija Makarenko is a Russian more known for her International work then her domestic portfolio. God willing, that will change soon, cause we sure would like to see more of her.