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Raquel Alessi is a Smoking Miss March

19 February 2009

Raquel Alessi used to be on a FOX TV show called Standoff. It was about a couple of FBI hostage negotiators who were boning on the side. It kinda sucked, and was canceled pretty fast. Raquel Alessi is now the star of the raunchy sex comedy “Miss March”, where she plays a homely high school girl who becomes a Playboy playmate years later. The lead character is a dork who had the opportunity to knock boots with Raquel Alessi when they were in high school, but he ends up in a coma before he could, and wakes up years later determined to get into Miss March’s panties. Hey, can you blame him? Check some of her finer moments out below, plus the trailer for the flick. You don’t see a whole lot of Raquel in the trailer, but damn, there are a lot of other things to see. Hubba hubba.

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Raquel Alessi is Worth Getting into a Stand Off Over

31 August 2007

It’s a given that real female cops don’t look like Raquel Alessi, or anywhere near as good in their designer slacks. (Is it me or do female cops on TV shows are all wearing designer slacks and just the perfect pair of pumps? Yeah, I’m probably just imagining it.) So okay, Raquel Alessi actually plays an FBI agent on the FOX TV show “Standoff”, but close enough, right? Besides catching Raquel every week on “Standoff”, you can see her in the upcoming movie “Summerhood”, where she plays the character “Cinnamon”, because, you know, she’s just so gosh darn sweet all over.

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