A Reminder That Rebecca Romijn is Still Too Hot to Notice Us
Sure, Rebecca Romijn parlayed a very successful modeling career into a sorta success movie career, before disappearing into TV land, where her TV show got cancelled (what was it called again? Pepper Dennis or something?), and she seems to have very bad taste in men (seriously, Rebecca, marrying that fat kid from “Stand by Me”? What’s the deal with that?), but despite all that, you gotta admit that the girl is still in her prime. And by “prime” I of course mean I would still walk over smoking hot coal and beat up little kids just to get the chance to be dumped by Rebecca Romijn. She’s that hot. Here she is in some foreign edition of Esquire. Don’t ask which one; I don’t habla anything other than bad English.
Video: Jerry O’Connell Celebrates the End of the Writer’s Strike
Dude, seriously, who knew the fat kid from “Stand By Me” would grow up to be a handsome actor who is married to a super hot supermodel and be pretty dang funny to boot? That’s Jerry O’Connell in a nutshell. Last time, Jerry impersonated Tom Cruise for the guys over at Funnyordie.com, and this time Jerry celebrates the end of the writer’s strike where, like, the writers got two cents more, or junk. Of course, Jerry is doing that Australian retard who trashed his parent’s house while they were away by throwing a party. Wait, recognize the reporter? Yup, that’s what Jerry is going home to at nights. Rebecca Romijn. Otchie motchie.
Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell Gets Married
In totally ridiculous news, hot-to-trot supermodel turned actress Rebecca Romijn has married not-that-hot-to-trot fat actor turned skinny actor Jerry O’Connell in “a small ceremony in Los Angeles on Saturday”, Romijn’s reps told People magazine. Now I’m not saying it’s some kind of cosmic wackiness that Jerry O’Connell ends up with a supermodel, because I have to admit, the guy has shed those pounds from his “Stand by Me” days, and is looking pretty buff nowadays. Then again, he is still Jerry O’Connell, and she’s still Rebecca Romijn, so…
Geek Love: Top 10 Comic Book Movie Babes, Part 1
Some took a major chance by slipping on the leotard (or in some cases, took off the clothes) for their role, and others, well, it was supposed to be a major break that never materialized into one. However it turned out, if you were a comic book fan and always fantasized what your favorite comic book babes would look like in flesh and blood and played by a named actress, then this Geek Love list is for you. And we’re not going to cheat, too. No videogame heroines like Lara Croft or Charlize Theron as Aeon Flux. Just comic book movie hotties. Here, then, are our Top 10 Comic Book Movie Babes, starting with #10…
Geek Love: The Women of X-MEN
You know you love them; you know they’re one of the reasons why you’re a geek in the first place — the women that populates your movies and stories also happens to be girls that are waaaaaaaay out of your league. (Unless, of course, you can shoot beams out of your eyes or can sprout adamantium claws, then you ain’t getting into these women’s pants.) But hey, you don’t have to, because we’ve compiled for you the Women of the “X-Men” films. And yes, this will be a regular column from now on.
Rebecca Romijn to Marry Downward
You know, I don’t think Rebecca Romijn quite understands that when one is as super hot as she is, you don’t marry down, you marry up. The doll is going from John Stamos (who, even as a very heterosexual male, I can say with great conviction is friggin handsome) to Jerry friggin O’Connell. Yeah, the fat kid from “Stand by Me”, now turned into the goofy looking guy on “Crossing Jordan”. What is the world coming to? Look, I’m not saying this marriage isn’t going to last, I’m just saying that this marriage is abominable and we, as a human species, should put our foot down and demand that Rebecca do better. Say, me for instance. Call me, Rebecca!
Hollywood Babes Loves Prada
If you were looking for Hollywood hotties last night, the Waist Down Skirts party presented by Miuccia Prada was the place to be. Had you been there (Where were you, loser?), you would have bumped into hotties like Ali “Is that Your Final Destination Answer?” Larter, Amanda “What Feet?” Peet, Jeri “Someone Please Hire Me, I’m Hot!” Ryan, Molly “If You Got the Money I Got The Sin City” Sims, Lindsay “I love Bikinis” Lohan, Angie “Texans Rock!” Harmon, model-turned-actress Amber “I Got Yer Transporer Right ‘Ere” Valetta, Heather “Boogie Nights 2, Anyone? Anyone?” Graham, Rebecca “Pepper Dennis? What was I thinking!” Romijn, Michelle “Would You Guys Please do a Buffy Movie already?” Trachtenberg, and Eva “How Many Times Do I have To Keep Telling You? I’m the OTHER Eva!” Mendes. And oh yeah, I think Prada is a fashion line or sumthin’.
Rebecca Romijn and Famke Janssen at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards
“X-Men” babes Rebecca “I can’t believe I’m giving it away free to that fat kid from ‘Stand by Me’” Romijn and Famke “I will never live down Xenia Onatopp” Janssen at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards looking pretty comfy around each other. Hint hint. Obviously this is just my imagination running wild, but… Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s all my imagination. I gotta get a hobby.
More “X-Men 3″ Cleavage — er, I Mean, Premiere Pictures
If you’ve seen enough of these “X-Men 3: The Last Stand” Cannes pictures, then you’ve probably noticed a couple of things: Halley Berry has great cleavage, Rebecca Romijn seems way too happy, and Brett Ratner is all hands. Seriously, people in the Middle East have lost hands for lesser offenses than the way this guy gropes his female stars. Then again, after lusting after Lindsay Lohan and company, it’s probably a shock to see Ratner go after actual grown women. Anyways, here’s the women of “X-Men 3″ doing something somewhere looking fabuloso. And did I mention that Halle Berry has a killer rack and that Rebecca Romijn is way too happy?
“X-Men 3: The Last Stand” Premiere in Cannes
You know, since this was the biggest premiere in the known universe for “X-Men 3: The Last Stand”, a comic book movie with superheroes and whatnot, you’d expect a little bit more, well, mutant stuff happening at the world premiere. Where are all the cheaply-paid extras wearing ill-fitting X-men uniforms making fools of themselves for the camera? Oh well. We have Famke Janssen, Halle Berry, Anna Paquin, Rebecca Romijn, and everyone’s favorite beserker marauder, Hugh Jackman (aka Wolverine). They sure are purty, aren’t they? (By the way, the young girl among the hotties is Ellen Page, who plays Kitty Pryde in the movie. I think.)
Anna Paquin X-Men 3 Photocall
Like all actors in a major movie, lovely young Anna Paquin is required to do these photocalls where she and the other actors from her movie (in this case, the upcoming mutant flick “Xmen: The Last Stand”) gather in one place for photographs. Here’s Anna and fellow x-babes Famke Janssen, Halle Berry, Rebecca Romijn, and of course, Hugh Jackman from the flick doing the press photo thang.
Rebecca’s Show Dead, Rebecca Still Hot
“Pepper Dennis” is kaput. Gone. Didn’t make it onto the CW’s schedule. Rebecca Romijn, Pepper Dennis herself, no longer has a TV show. Luckily for Rebecca, she has “X-Men 3″ coming out, there are rumors of an “X-Men 4″, and she’s getting hitch again. Plus, no matter what she says on talk shows (remember that tirade about her “Pepper Dennis” cast and crew?), she’s still smoking hot. And really, at the end of the day, isn’t that all that matters?
Is Rebecca Romijn Really a Bitch?
Yes, according to David Spade, whose “The Showbiz Show” recently made fun of Rebecca Romijn appearing on the Tonight Show basically badmouthing everyone on her new TV show “Pepper Dennis”. Read on…
Rebecca Romijn in Vanity Fair
I’ll never understand what goes on in fashion photographer’s heads that makes them do layouts like this — putting a beautiful woman like Rebecca Romijn in some make-up dingy motel room for some reason. Whatever. Here’s Rebecca in Vanity Fair doing her thing.
Rebecca Romijn in 2006 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Now that she’s shed that extra pound called John Stamos, Rebecca is looking better than ever. Although curiously, this spread for Sports Illustrated’s 2006 Swimsuit Edition isn’t quite as hot as it should be. Kinda like the Maria Sharapova one…
Rebecca Romijn Modelling Pics
Here’s a huge gallery of Rebecca Romijn pics, once again proving that divorce is better than married for hot babes. Hey, here’s our chance! Yeah, right.
Rebecca Romijn in a Bikini
Former supermodel turned actress Rebecca Romijn isn’t afraid to show a lot of skin. Check her out in “X-Men” if you don’t believe me!