Rihanna’s Concerts are Latex-rific
You know, I can’t honestly say as if I’ve even heard a single Rihanna song in my life, but I do recall that when she was first coming up, she used to do those duets with some rappers where she would sing the hook and they would rap endlessly about how great their life is, all the money they had, what kind of car they were driving at the moment, and of course, hos. (Hos and rap lyrics go together like Lindsay Lohan’s movie career and the Hindenburg.) Rihanna did that until she got famous (basically, until people realized the girls were the real talents in those duets), and went on her own, apparently with a lifetime supply of very tight latex wardrobe, which is what she’s wearing in this Belfast concert. (Geez, I went around the Cape of Good Hope for that joke, huh?)
Rihanna in FHM
I still haven’t heard a single song that Rihanna has sung (although I might have heard some of those songs that she sang along with those rappers, you know, that genre that was so in vogue a few years ago, but you couldn’t catch in a dark alleyway with a net nowadays — that’s hip-hop for ya), but that isn’t going to stop me from posting these pictures of the gorgeous lass in the latest issue of FHM magazine. This edition hails from France, I believe, but I could be wrong. And if I am, well, who cares, they’re French, I don’t think they’ll mind. And if they do, tough nuts.
Celebrity Cleavage: Rihanna
R&B singer Rihanna was recently in Germany for a concert, where she decided to give the audience (and us, of course) a nice view of some impressive cleavage. Like most R&B singers, I still haven’t heard a single son Rihanna has released, mostly because my tastes run along more Alternative Rock, although there was a time where I spent a year listening to country music, and after that, indulged in plenty of hip-hop. Then again, I might have heard Rihanna sing something along the way, I just don’t recall. But, um, where was I? Oh right, Rihanna shows some nice cleavage while in Germany. Those Germans, they get all the good stuff.
Rihanna in Maxim
Gorgeous R&B singer Rihanna has taken the time to grace the cover and pages of Maxim’s September issue. The German version, anyway. I don’t know why the US version didn’t have her on, too, but I guess the Germans just have better tastes. In any case, here’s Rihanna looking very good as per usual in Maxim. You know, it’s not easy to look good in a gold bikini, but Rihanna certainly pulled it off. Of course, being the hottie with a music career that she is, I’m sure she has plenty of gold (or bling, as the kids call it) at home, so she’s probably used to having gold on on a daily basis.
Drew Barrymore is More Beautiful than Katharine McPhee? Whatever.
In one of those pointless lists that gets people riled up, here’s another one: Lisping blond wunderkind Drew Barrymore beats out Katharine McPhee in People Magazine’s annual 100 Most Beautiful Natural Celebrity list. Coming in third was R&B singer Rihanna. But anyways, this is obviously idiotic. Drew Barrymore looks like a 12-year old with breasts, and talks like a 9-year old high school drop out. Besides that, she can’t hold a candle to Katharine McPhee, who exudes sex appeal without trying. Then again, Hollywood has been trying to sell us on the idea that Julia Roberts and Sarah Jessica Parker are “sexy” too, so it’s not like this isn’t a pattern with these dumbasses.
Rihanna’s Got a Hot Body Appreciation Post
Dude, R&B songstress Rihanna is hot. Not only that, but she’s got an incredible body. I remember seeing her in a bikini a while back, but she must have hit the gym even harder since then, because, Damn! Here’s Rihanna at the 2007 Grammys held last Sunday. I hear the Dixie Chicks won everything, but I have no idea if Rihanna did, or if she was even nominated. Regardless, they should have given her the award for “Greatest Body in an Evening Dress of the Night”. I think Rihanna sings verses in rap music or sumthin’. But anyways — dude, Rihanna is hot!
Rihanna Bikini Pictures
Not only is R&B siren Rihanna (aka Robyn Rihanna Fenty) a fantastic talent with those pipes of hers, but she has a pretty slammin’ (as the kids would say) bikini body to boot. Here’s Rihanna and pals down at Barbados, the vacation spot for the rich and hot. But if you don’t know Rihanna from her singing, then you might know her from the epic “Bring It On: All or Nothing”, which as we all know, re-defined the way teenagers and adults communicated with one another and was unjustly denied an Oscar. For shame, Oscar, for shame! But I digress. Rihanna bikini pictures in Barbados. Yow.
Sunday Treat: Rihanna’s Got Legs
R&B singer Rihanna either knows she’s got incredibly hot legs and wants to show them off for all the world to behold their greatness, or there is a clause in her contract that says she has to show them off at every concert appearance. I’m going with the former. Here’s Rihanna live in concert at a couple of locales and events showing off those amazing legs. Really, folks, if those things were any longer or smoother, you could use them as fire poles.
Rihanna Bikini Pictures
Rihanna returns to Barbados, where she was born and raised and learned how to sing. (At least that’s how I think it happened. I could be wrong, of course, not being a Rihanna fan and all. Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a single one of her songs, but I digress.) Here’s Rihanna running around the beaches of Barbados in a two-piece bikini playing with sand and wearing a hat. Hunh. A hat. I don’t know what’s the deal with the hat, but, eh, kids these days.
Rihanna in Jam Magazine
So who is Rihanna? She’s an 18-year old Caribbean R&B singer who hails from Barbados (you know, that place where all the famous celebrities go to be photographed by the paparazzi frolicking about, and who are served by the poverty-stricken locals?). Or maybe you saw her in a cameo in “Bring it on 3″ (I know, I know — did anyone part 2 was so much better). Anyhoo, here’s Rihanna and her pink panties in a photoshoot for Jam Magazine. Dig the panties, although the abs still have a ways to go before Rihanna can approach Christina Milian territory of absliciousness.