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Expose: Hot Women, Fugly Haircut

On this edition of Geraldo, we explore the disturbing trend of hot Hollywood starlets who indulges in fugly as hell haircuts. Which, depending on your point of view, either proves that even celebrities are prone to very, very bad choices, or that this further provides evidence that most Hollywood hair stylists are too gay to know when they’ve fuglied up a hot celebrity. For your pleasure, here are Jennifer Connelly and Rosario Dawson sporting the identical fugly haircuts. Will this madness ever end? Tune in to the next Geraldo.

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Hollywood Babes Love Geek Clerks Who Loves Star Wars

Only in Hollywood would really attractive women show up in their Sunday best (well, most of them, anyway) for the premiere of a movie about people they wouldn’t be caught dead dating. But thank God for Hollywod superficiality and those hard-working PR people, or else we wouldn’t have Kristen “Not from Veronica Mars” Bell, Ali “I Got Yer Lather Right ‘Er” Larter, Rosario “She’s Supposed to be Hot But I Don’t See It” Dawson, and Eliza “Albanian For Life, Beeyatch!” Dushku at the premiere of Kevin Smith’s “Clerks II”, the continuing saga of New Jersey’s “Star Wars”-lovin’, “Lord of the Rings”-hatin’, minimum wage-earnin’ losers. Wait a minute, is this movie about me?

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Rosario Dawson is, er, Pretty?

Some people swear by Rosario Dawson as a hottie, but I don’t see it. I mean, that face alone, looks like she went a few rounds with Mike Tyson, and that nose is way too big for a woman’s face. The body’s okay, kinda round and chunky, though…

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