There’s nothing like a good ol fashion cancer event to bring out the Hollywood babes. I.e. the “Design A Cure” Breast Cancer Awareness Event held yesterday at Brentwood, California. Among the throngs of babelicious cancer fighters were Stacy “Too Tall for You” Keibler, the always cute (but apparently shockingly midgety) Emmanuelle Chriqui, Samantha “Too Hot for Fake Journalism” Harris, Elisabeth “I Used to be on Law and Order, Remember?” Rohm, Mandy “I’m Ready for my Skanky Movie Roles Now, Please” Moore, Sarah “I Have No Idea Who I am, Either” Chalke, Linda “No Scooby Doo Dogs Here, bub” Cardellini, and of course, Samaire “I Was Once in a Werewolf Horror Flick with that Guy from the ‘Friday the 13th’ Movies” Armstrong. And once again, someone misplaced my invitation. Damn you, mailman!
27 August 2006
Everyone loves the Emmys, so of course they’ll attend even the pre Awards show party — oh wait, did I say Emmys? I meant Oscars. Nobody gives a crap about the Emmys. Nevertheless, that won’t stop us from posting pictures of hot chicks attending the Entertainment Weekly pre-Emmys bash. In attendance were NCIS’s ballbreaker Lauren Holly, the leggy Stacy Keibler, the busty Ivanka Trump, the darkly Samaire Armstrong, the kooky Bai Ling, the rackterific Jennifer Love Hewitt, the purpleish Sophia Bush, the your-hate-sucks Maggie Grace, the back from the dead Daphne Zuniga, and of course, kinda creepy eyes Rebecca Gayheart.
11 July 2006
Earlier today I posted about how Natalie Portman may be starring in “Indiana Jones 4″, and I made the crack that because of her short status and titless disposition that Miss Portman would be playing Indy’s 12-year old son. Oh boy do I owe Natalie an apology after seeing these photos of “Entourage” and “The OC” star Samaire Armstrong, who really looks like a 12-year old boy, complete with bony hips and titless chest. Yikes. She’d need a Super Duper Wonderful Wonder Bra to make those two mosquito bites look like breasts. Poor girl.
5 May 2006
I remember Samaire Armstrong from a bad B-movie about werewolves called “Darkwolf”, but you know, I never noticed she looked so “etnic” as she does in this pictorial for Stuff Magazine in the their latest June issue. Did she get some work done? I’m not sure, but she really doesn’t look like the same girl that I remember. Anyways, you can check out Samaire in the show “Entourage” weekly on Showtime or HBO or one of those pay channels. I’m too cheap to pay for them.
6 October 2006