I’d Like to Dust Sarah Alexander’s Star

See? Get it? Because British actress Sarah Alexander’s latest movie is the Claire Danes and Michelle Pfeiffer movie “Stardust”? So I use the words “dust” and “star” in the title? Oh man, I kill me! No, seriously, my genius is so prodigious, that I at times shock myself. (Of course this joke would have been even more funny if I hadn’t just spent the last 30 words or so explaining it. Oh man, I’m lame.) Anyhoo. Here’s Sarah Alexander, one of the stars of “Stardust”, a fantasy about a girl who comes from space and people chase her. And stuff. She ends up in Robert De Niro’s blimp and they fly off. And stuff. Um, look, it’s not like I paid attention, okay?