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Your Weekend Send-off: Sarita Stella

16 January 2009

Wikipedia has a cute write-up on Sarita Stella, but my favorite line is this: “She has appeared on The Price is Right as a model who uses her physical assets to display prizes and products available on the show, usually wearing only a bikini.” What they’re trying to say is, in Wikipedia’s usual style, is that Australian Goddess Sarita Stella has big boobies and a gorgeous smile, thus, she’s able to get men who normally wouldn’t watch a TV show where old ladies guess the price of washer and dryers to watch the show. You know, what Wikipedia said. Anyhoo. Sarita Stella is your weekend send-off. Do try not to run over some poor skunk while you’re out on the road getting all boozed up, you knuckleheads. And if you do, at least eat it. It’s the humane thing to do.

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More Sarita Stella!!!!!!!!

25 June 2007

Why post more of Sarita Stella? Well, you see, hot girls are like hot dogs. One hot dog is pretty good, right? (Especially with the right condiments. Your choice, of course.) So if one hot dog, with the right condiments tastes mighty fine, why stop at just one? Why not grab another one, and another, and another? Well, it’s like that with hot girls. Except exchange the dog for a girl, and replace the bun with a bikini. And you have Sarita Stella in a series of bikini pictures. (Did I justify this post or did I justify this post? Damn I’m good.)

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Sarita Stella in Ralph Magazine

17 June 2007

Australian beauty Sarita Stella, who is in the latest issue of Ralph Magazine, is described by Wikipedia as “an Australian promo model turned socialite”. I don’t know what that means. I suppose she actually worked for a living before becoming a socialite, who as we all know, doesn’t really work for a living at all. I.e. Paris Hilton. She had a stint on the game show “The Price is Right”, and is now engaged to Collingwood Football Club player Brodie Holland. (Football as in soccer, ahem.) And finally, according to Wikipedia again, Sarita is known for “her ditzy personality and breast implants.” Hey, there are worst things to be known for!

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