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Scarlett Johansson Brings the Curves Appeal to Iron Man 2

You know what I love most about Scarlett Johansson? Girl’s got curves, as all women should have curves. She’s bringing that curve appeal to “Iron Man 2″ as the Black Widow, and here are some promos of her from the film. The best thing about Scarlett Johansson’s role in the movie? Compare her to the waif looking Gwyneth Paltrow and there ain’t even any contest. Scarlett Johansson’s got that battle of the sex appeal won by a mile and a half. And girl can kick butt too if you’ve seen the trailer. Black Widow for the win!

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Geek Alert! Iron Man 2 Trailer

Mickey Rourke is cooler than a kick in the teeth. Scarlett Johansson ain’t so bad, either.

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Another Pic of Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow

I hate to say it, because it’s kind of disgusting, but theater ushers better have rags handy, because fanboys might be gushing everytime Scarlett Johansson shows up onscreen in those skin-tight black leather outfit as the Black Widow in “Iron Man 2″. Just sayin’.

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Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow

Talk about every fanboy’s wet dream. Scarlett Johansson is already right up there without ever slipping on the tight black pleather, but how are the poor fanboys going to restrain themselves when Scarlett Johansson shows up onscreen in “Iron Man 2″ in full Black Widow garb? We’re talking ultra tight black pleather here, folks. Plus, the hair is kinda hot, too. Some pics of Scarlett Johansson in the upcoming “Iron Man 2″. Is it just me, or is the pic where she’s just in a dress “working” even sexier than the one where she’s dressed up as the Black Widow?

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Scarlett Johansson Goes Redhead

Scarlett Johansson in any color is hot, but Scarlett Johansson as a redhead? Hmm, it’ll take a little getting used to, but I’m sure sooner rather than later I’m going to come around and love it. It’s Scarlett Johansson, after all. Even when she’s singing badly, you can’t help but have a crush on the girl. I’m guessing the new darker look is for her role in the upcoming “Iron Man 2″, where she’ll play the duplicitous Black Widow character, a Russian assassin with a lot of secrets. The character has red hair in the comic books, I believe. Anyways, here’s Scarlett Johansson as a redhead in the latest issue of Vogue.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Best Assets Do All the Selling

Now I don’t know what Dolce & Gabanna is, or what they sell, but I do know this: they have great tastes in pitchwoman. Signing Scarlett Johansson to sell your product is definitely the way to go. Heck, I don’t have any money, and I still don’t know what the hell a Dolce & Gabanna product is, but I’m going to go out right now and ask for some Dolce & Gabanna stuff. I’m hoping the lady behind the counter doesn’t hand me the keys to a Ferrari, because I really can’t afford a Ferrari right now. Maybe a nice Toyota hybrid. I think I can afford those pieces of shit. Anyways, here’s Scarlett and her assets doing what Scarlett’s mouth can’t do in a million years. Oh, Scarlett, thanks for the mammaries.

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Scarlett Johansson is Still Alluring

There’s a whole lot of things you can say about Scarlett Johansson: she’s talented, she’s got an amazing natural rack, her lips are made for kissing, and she can stop traffic by waking up in the morning. You can also say that she should stop trying to become a singer, she should divorce whoever she is married to at the moment and call me. But you know what you can’t say about Scarlett Johansson? You can’t say that Scarlett Johansson isn’t alluring. Because if you could say that about her, then Allure Magazine wouldn’t have put her on the cover of their magazine and did an article on her. Because, you know, that would like make the universe explode or sumthin’. Anyways, Scarlett Johansson in Allure, looking hot as usual.

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The Girls of The Spirit Movie

I had no idea being a masked superhero was this good on the libido! Of course, not everyone can be the Spirit, Will Eisner’s comic book avenger who prowls the streets of — well, whatever city the Spirit prowls and beats bad guys in. Anyways, the movie version is coming out, and it’s being directed by Frank Miller, who has stuffed the flick full of hot girls for The Spirit to love’em and leave’em. How hot are we talking about? How about Eva Mendes, Sarah Paulson, Scarlett Johansson, Paz Vega, Jaime King, and Stana Katic. All the girls as their characters below. Now tell me you still don’t want to see this thing. (Okay, even if you don’t see it, at least get the DVD just to support comic book movies with hot chicks.)

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Scarlett Johansson is off the Market

If you’re like me (and God help you if you are), then you’ve probably been practicing your come-on line for that day when you stumble across Scarlett Johansson in a bar somewhere, hopefully while she’s on the rebound. Well, that’s sorta still possible, even if the news of the weekend is that Scarlett Johansson has gotten hitch to Ryan Reynolds somewhere in Vancounter, British Columbia, which I believe is in Canada or thereabouts. So what are the chances that this thing will actually work out? I dunno. They sure are pretty enough to make very pretty babies, but hot young celebrities usually don’t squirt out the kids unless the marriage is the RESULT of an unplanned pregnancy, in which case your chances of catching the female half on the rebound a year or so from now is pretty darn good. So, Scarlett Johansson is off the market. Here’s a look at what Ryan Reynolds will be coming home to at nights. The bastard.

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Win a Threesome with Scarlett Johansson

In what might just be the greatest movie tie-in in the history of all movie tie-ins, Scarlett Johansson is offering herself up for a threesome with one lucky winner. To enter, all you have to do is email her with your best response as to why you should be the lucky bastard who gets to participate in a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and another lucky bastard (or gal — hopefully a gal). Obviously, you know what this means — a long night of wild sex in all kinds of position. With Scarlett Johansson. And a third person. Yes, that’s right. It’s — oh, who are we kidding. You’ll probably end up at the movie premiere with ScarJo and some other dude or something. But hey, one can dream, can’t one?

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